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The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
What a shame.
The Matrix Trilogy will go down as one of the greatest wastes of potential in the history of movie franchises. What can I say about the first installment? Nothing more than it was probably one of the best action films ever made. What can I say about the last two films of the trilogy? Self-important wastes of time. After being thoroughly let down by Reloaded, I figured that Revolutions still had a chance to save the trilogy, but instead it followed Reloaded's lead and drove it straight into the toilet. I know you can't polish a turd, but I didn't think you could turn a diamond into a soggy piece of crap. Unfortunately the Wachowski Brothers did just that. 1/10.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Finally, a movie for morons!
If you hang out in sports bars, own a truck or SUV with huge tires, and have never read a book in your life, you will love this movie. If you have never ordered a pay-per-view wrestling event don't waste your time with this film.
Aphex Twin: Windowlicker (1999)
Greatest Video of All Time
I am not kidding. This is the best video ever made. Nothing comes close. It is indescribable. You have never seen anything like this. I am sure you can buy a copy online, and if you do you will not be disappointed. I believe that `Being John Malkovich' borrowed a technique that Chris Cunningham uses in this video and his other video masterpiece `Come to Daddy.' I wish Cunningham would hurry up and make something else, because it's obvious to me that he is one of the most talented directors around today.