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Grand Prix (1966)
8/10
Good or Bad, Most Reviewers Miss the Point
11 December 2012
If you are a car racing fan, you'll love this movie automatically. If you are a cinephile, you will appreciate it technically. If you are a writer, you will spit on the script. No matter.

"Titanic" wasn't about that pathetic love triangle story. It was a vehicle to get you into the night the great ship was lost. Grand Prix uses a relatively lame storyline about the private lives of the drivers to get you into their circle. I think it's all just a part of putting the audience into the car.

And I DO mean the car. Not a green screen half car and a CGI effect. A car. Several cars. At high speed, with cameras mounted and actors trained to actually drive them. No phony backgrounds projected. Watch NASCAR or INDY coverage on the SPEED Channel any weekend and you will see on-board shots from vidcams in real time. We're used to that now. Prior to "Grand Prix", there was NO such thing. Grand Prix stands with "Bullitt" and "The French Connection" as the greatest "cut to the chase" movies of all time.

Nothing is done like this any more. If you want to see the masters at work, rent these movies. This is pure analog fun at it's best, and it just doesn't get better with the switch to digits, because the thrill leaves along with the risk factor.

So tolerate the maudlin romantic claptrap. Laugh as you watch some of the stars of Formula 1 racing standing around grimacing into the camera at the infidelities of the British driver's wife (it is a riot), but stand and applaud in awe at the astounding achievement of John Frankenheimer and company at shooting a fictional Grand Prix season against the background of an actual Grand Prix season. It is awesome and worthy of your viewing time, even though the basic story falls short of Oscar caliber scripting.
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Blind Date (1987)
1/10
Yippie-ai-oh-ki-yea, Mr. Falcon.
16 February 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Another overly predictable, formulaic Bruce Willis movie. Oh wait, it's his first? Well, it only gets better from here. This is the Bruce Willis you remember from Moonlighting. This is the Hollywood you remember from the slapstick days. One situation after another goes wrong in predictable fashion. Here's an idea. Go out and get drunk, then write down every idea of what could go wrong on a blind date. Throw up on your list and then go to bed and watch the room spin until you Ralph. Oh, sorry. Was that a spoiler? If you can find this film for rent in one of those cheapie one dollar rental dispensers, save the dollar and go get something off the 99 cent value menu at McDonald's instead.
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The Money Pit (1986)
2/10
Where's the funny?
16 February 2010
I looked over all the reviews here and so many people just LOVED this film, it was so FUNNY! What could possibly tie these reviewers together. Surely the film is too old to have the studio bribe them. They can't ALL be the writers of this whimsical farce, can they? What could it be? Then I saw it! They were all kids when The Money Pit was released. They remember their hand-clapping joy at watching a bathtub fall through several floors or seeing a staircase collapse. They were kids and kids love slapstick. Adults used to love slapstick, back when film was young and Buster Keaton was a genius.

This contrived Hollyweird potboiler is a throwback to the studio contract player days when they had to regularly crank out formulaic drivel for the masses. You know, like TV. What a piece of unwatchable crap. What a star-studded lineup of talent (look at the credits) gone to waste. What a chance to do something better with your time, like scoop out the litter box and wash the kitchen trash pail; something you can actually enjoy doing.
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2/10
Not Albert Brooks at his best.
16 February 2010
Warning: Spoilers
It started out with such promise. I love Brooks' humor. Most people I know don't, but the idea that this yuppie was going to engineer a "find yourself" tour of America for himself and his unwilling wife in a Winnebago held out the promise of a rich minefield of comedy to come. After Julie Hagerty's character loses the entire nest egg in their first stop in Vegas, I couldn't watch the movie anymore and I walked out by the time they got to the Grand Canyon.

I don't know if it was just my disappointment at Albert Brooks' use of such an obvious situational device as the loss of all the money to set up the rest of the film, or my own sense of unquenchable murderous rage at the wife for having been so weak and stupid to lose every dime and completely undermine the rest of their lives, but I could not watch another frame of this movie, and have not gone back to it to this day. Once you lose heart, once you can no longer maintain the willing suspension of disbelief, you are through with a film. "Defending Your Life" was so brilliant. This was just awful.
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1/10
Unwatchable on so many levels
16 February 2010
Matt Damon must have been doing a wonderful job portraying Tom Ripley because, after a half hour or so, I thoroughly hated him and hated this movie with an actual feeling of violence in my heart, as if I had been viewing a snuff film. I got up, leaving my wife with the other couple we were spending an evening with, and walked out of the theater, cleared my head of the images still stuck in it, then walked into a different theater in the multiplex that was showing "Galaxy Quest" and happily let this simple comedy wash my brain of any remnants of "The Talented Mr. Ripley." I can name on one hand, with a finger left to spare, all the movies I have walked out on. This one stands out above the rest. (The Money Pit, Blind Date, and Lost in America are the others. I would have walked out of Room With A View, but I was asleep.)
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1/10
A True Sleeper
16 February 2010
To this day, RWAV draws reverence as a seminal work, even being studied in film classes. It certainly broke many rules of film-making. Hardly any scene moved the plot along. Actually, there was no plot. The main action revolved around one chance encounter. The film favors style over substance and becomes not much more than a snapshot of an era. Think of one of those early Edison films; four minutes observing a Manhattan street corner in 1890. Fascinating, but tedious at an hour and a half.

Merchant Ivory are to be commended for what is probably a very faithful depiction of the Edwardian era, but modern audiences have simply seen too much and lived too fast to accept the ponderously slow pace of this 100 year old lifestyle. Pity, really. I pity myself for being unable to truly jump back into these slow times and endlessly fascinate on the minutiae of one young woman's romantic notions. The slowdown would probably do me good. As it was, it gave me about an hour's fitful sleep in an uncomfortable theater seat. Kudos to those who felt invigorated and restored by this work. I always thought I was one of your kind. I find now though, that I am a hopelessly modern man; a product of my age.
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9/10
A Film Socio-Sexually Ahead of It's Time.
6 July 2008
I had the distinct pleasure of being on location as this film was shot. This was the first real movie that I saw being photographed at close range and it was big. John Huston directing Marlon Brando right there in front of me. Brian Keith and Julie Harris were there, too. Elizabeth Taylor was not there, at the Nassau Community College Campus where I was a student, a former airbase that still had the military buildings. All Liz's scenes were filmed in Rome.

Watching the filming, I had no idea of the depth of darkness in the script. When I viewed the finished film I was amazed at the rich tapestry of fetish-like material tapped into by the story. Some of the deliberate actions of the characters encompassed fantasy scenes seen all over the Internet today, but were strictly taboo in 1967. Not for me, of course. I had spent a youth reading psychologist's case histories and found the deviancy fascinating.

Elizabeth Taylor carries on with Brian Keith in front of Brando, openly cuckolding him. At one point, after he has whipped her horse, she whips him soundly. Brando picks up common items dropped by his sexual love interest, Robert Forster, and fingers them, sniffs them and caresses these inanimate talismans. Meanwhile, Forster is secretly sneaking into Taylor's bedroom to caress the contents of her underwear and stocking drawer. Julie Harris mutilates her own breasts with a scissor and the only sane appearing cast member seems to be Brian Keith.

I think this film flopped commercially because it went places America wasn't ready to explore. The sexual revolution was only just getting underway. We weren't looking to celebrate insanity under the old repressive state. We were looking to be free, man. This film would have done well in the eighties or maybe the nineties, but, by then, it's stars would have been too old to carry it off.

This was a brave venture. History may yet reward it. And yes, there is nudity, if a young Robert Forster, riding truly bareback, delights you. I'm just grateful that I got to see a bit of the big bad Hollywood, up close and personal. I'll always have that.
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Pleasantville (1998)
10/10
#1 on my list of "movies I would see again."
28 September 2006
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*** SPOILER WARNING ***

On the surface, "Pleasantville" seems like a fun, sci-fi genre, time machine regression into the past, much like "Back to the Future". Not even halfway through a first viewing though, you will feel compelled to rewind (metaphorically in DVD world) and rewatch the film from the beginning, lest you missed something important.

Black and white TV sitcoms stand as a symbol of America's recent, modern past. They represent the last age of innocence, just prior to the assassination of President Kennedy, which history books will one day regard as the seminal event that set into motion a new age of disenchantment. Yet, under that veneer of innocence seethed a pervasive atmosphere of racial and religious hatred, political fear, intimidation and the lingering grip of fascism. The veneer was there just to help people escape.

"Pleasantville" revisits that nice world and uncovers it's ignorance and didacticism. That's not so nice. The process never is. But it also uncovers that world's beauty and restores its peoples faith and sense of self determination, as well as their pigment. The film so adroitly handles the issues of racism that one commenter here thought that the issue was entirely missed, merely because a black person was not included. The point missed is that our traditional concepts of what it means to be "colored", physically and by happenstance of birth, are not necessarily valid. Merely being the "they" in a "we/they" relationship is sufficient to feel the oppression.

The change of each character from monochrome to color occurs when the individual grows, accepts knowledge and becomes self-aware. In this marvelous allegory, to be colored is to be whole.
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The Long Island Incident (1998 TV Movie)
Trailblazer for Runaway Production
8 March 2004
This film, if taken standing alone, that is, without the horrifying context in which it was born but as just another plot in a million plots, is really a mediocre "B" movie potboiler. It's focus is Carolyn McCarthy, the wife of a man slain in a brutal random shooting incident on a Long Island Railroad commuter train. Her son was with the father and was also shot, but recovered from his wounds. Mrs. McCarthy went on to win a seat in Congress with a one plank platform on gun control.

Here is my problem with this film. This is a story that took place on Long Island. Six New Yorkers were killed on this black day. Many more were injured. This case shook the local population to its core. It could have happened in any suburban bedroom community in America, but it didn't. It happened here.

It most certainly was not a Canadian story. Canada has very little gun violence. It's black population did not originate as Canadian slaves. "Black Rage" as a legal defense is never employed as it was by the counsel for the shooter in this case. This was decidedly an American story, tied to the urban and suburban population of Americas most vital city.

The people of Long Island have a big stake in the movie industry. Many of us work in it. Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy, who was employed as a paid advisor on the film, and whose constituency could have used the work, travelled to Canada all star struck that Hollywood was paying attention to her instead of making some deals that would have put the interiors into Kaufman Astoria or Silvercup Studios and the exteriors right onto the tracks of the actual railroad where it all occurred. All of this was possible, and she had the clout to do it.

When you watch this movie and you see the train go by, note that "VIA" on the sides of the cars stands for VIA Rail Canada. That train was one of the first vehicles to take our production jobs out of our homeland in search of Canadian government subsidized labor.

Since then, hundreds of films have followed the tracks across the border. New York ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani did not lift a finger to keep the making of "Rudy!" in New York. So scenes of one of America's most fateful days, 9/11/01, were shot in Canada. Oh, Canada! Oh well.

Me, I'm working on a new production about fur trappers in a battle with the mounties far up in the Canadian wilderness. I'm planning to shoot in Brooklyn. Why not? It's got trees!

Chris Zizzo// Christopher G. Zizzo Film & Videotape
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