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Club Dread (2004)
HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE
This movie was great. If you didn't like super troopers you won't like this one either. Broken Lizard has its own form of comedy that you either don't get or you do there is no in between. I really enjoyed this flick from the fact that it made me jump because of a dog or something and i laughed my butt off. Brittany Daniel (the girl from joe dirt) looked hot in the whole movie which is always a plus and it gave you a current day whodunnit. This film delivered for fans of super troopers. Its not your moms comedy it fits right in the demografic of males 18 -25 if you don't fit that probably not going to like it that much 9/10.
STIEFMO
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
The next Hitchcock !!!!!!spoilers!!!!!!
I went and saw house of 1000 corpses and i was absolutely blown away, it was such an amazing movie that i had no idea what to say or do afterwards. The plot was a familar one, four young adults on a road trip and their car "breaks down" only to stop at The house of 1000 corpses. Anyway the way Mr. Zombie cuts back between colors and the actual scenes make for an awesome affect. Some of the shots used in the movie such as where the father of the family is chasing the girl in the tunnel and you see the view of the camera looking over her shoulder to see the monster was truly awesome. This movie was such a breath of fresh air to the over popularized current "horror" movies such as darkness falls and dreamcatcher. It did exactly what Rob Zombie wanted it to do throw back to the old classics like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th part one. I truly hope that he keeps creating movies and i can't wait for the dvd. Rating 9-10 nothings perfect!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Don't waste your money on this terrible waste of time!!! Spoilers........
I wanted to choke myself to death about forty five minutes into the movie. The only reason I stayed was the eight dollars i paid to get in. Stephen King needs to stop letting people make movies out of his books because they are usually terrible. The only faint hope in this movie was Jason Lee who died not to far into the movie. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS MOVIE!!!!!
The Bagman (2002)
Stephanie Beaton is the scream queen for the next generation.
Ladies and Gentlemen, i just finished watching the great erotic horror movie The Bagman. It has your typical boy gets picked on boy gets revenge plot, but with an unbelivable twist. Was the boy who was picked on as a kid the real killer? Or was it just some evil plot to destroy a group of friends with no way of knowing who the real killer is? You will find out in this fast paced low budget movie. Acting was not to supurb and the movie was cheesy (naturally), but it is what it is a great B movie horror. Oh yeah and Stephanie Beaton is naked. GREAT. Later all you B movie buffs, until next time.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
No word in the english language can describe how good this movie is
I went and saw The Two Towers at the midnight showing and was blown away. This movie is unbelivable in regards to the directing skills of Peter Jackson. His visual images that he uses really show his true talent and will put him in the likes of Scorcese, Speilberg, and Lucus. The acting is stellar with great comedy coming from the dwarf Gimli and great acting on Elijah Wood's Part, as he tries to bear the burden of the Ring. IF you haven't went to see the spectacle yet you are missing a movie that is proud to be in the ranks of The Godfather, Citizen Kane, and The Shawshank Redemtion, and rightly deserves to be.