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Bridesmaids (I) (2011)
7/10
Carrots at dawn
28 June 2013
Whatever else "Four weddings" achieved, it certainly spawned an awful lot of comic wedding movies. This is not perfect but it is one of the better ones, with generally good quality dialogue, and some committed acting by the protagonists. It's also strongly influenced by the films which get all their laughs from bodily functions and swear words. Kristen Wiig, the star, wrote it herself with help from Annie Mumolo (who puts in an appearance in the airplane sequence).

Annie (Wiig) is to be one of several bridesmaids at her best friend Lillian's wedding (Maya Rudolph). Clever, arty Annie is fully expecting that she will play a major role in proceedings – choosing (or possibly making) the dresses, organising the bridal shower (what we in the UK would call the Hen Party), etc. However, Annie is increasingly sidelined by well-heeled bitchy snob Helen (the brilliant Rose Byrne), who manages to upstage her efforts at every turn. To make matters worse, all the other bridesmaids seem to prefer Helen's spectacular but somewhat derivative ideas to those of Annie.

Annie also has personal issues. She has lost all her money in a cake-making venture, she has no boyfriend and no prospects, she lives in an apartment with a monstrous couple of siblings (Matt Lucas and Rebel Wilson). Her 40-something life is going nowhere. On the plus side she has a one-night stand with Rhodes, a nice Irish policeman (Chris O'Dowd off "The IT crowd"). She then ruins it by walking out on him while he is trying to persuade her to take up her cake-making again; despite the fact that they are clearly made for each other. She loses her job at a jewelry store after a hilarious exchange with a customer involving the C-word, and ends up going back to her mother (the great Jill Clayburgh). Meanwhile the preparations for the wedding are getting more manic and over-the-top.

After a number of wacky incidents, this being a comedy, we know everything will get sorted out. There are some genuinely touching and surprising moments, as well as some which fall a bit flat (I wasn't overly impressed by the airplane sequence to be honest).

A special mention goes to Melissa McCarthy as Megan, whose larger-than-life antics threaten to steal the show a couple of times. Despite some irritating mannerisms, Annie has wit and charm, and we want her to be happy. There seems to be "chemistry" between Wiig and O'Dowd. The film has some really funny moments, and some quite romantic ones. Anyway, I liked the film enough to watch it twice.
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7/10
Two comedians, a bride and a camcorder
25 June 2013
Well, "Four weddings" it is not! That movie had so much intricate plotting, witty dialogue, genuine passion and tragedy. You really got involved and it swept you along. This one is basically just a jolly jape with some comedians fooling around in front of a camera. The plot can be told in a few lines. Best man Raif (Rufus Hound) is making a wedding video for his brother Tim (Robert Webb), but discovers that he knows the bride Saskia (Lucy Punch). in fact he was in love with her at school. He knew her as a rebellious character, totally at odds with the rather staid bridegroom. With the wedding preparations in full and frantic flow, Saskia increasingly seeks out the company of Raif, with predictable and dramatic consequences for all concerned. The conceit is that the film is shot using what appears to be a camcorder.

Yes, it's paper-thin and primitive. But actually Rufus Hound and Robert Webb are rather good and charming comedians who are very capable of making you fall off your chair. There are also some fun cameos from Harriet Walter, Miriam Margolyes, the brilliant Michelle Gomez (off the brilliant "Green Wing"), and above all, Angus Barnett as the hysterical vicar.

Within a year I will have forgotten all about this little frolic. But while I was watching it, I enjoyed it and laughed rather a lot. So there.
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Archipelago (2010)
3/10
The film is the spoiler
15 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
The thing that above all else singles us out from other species is our empathy, our sympathy, our ability to help, to sort things out. A pair of albatrosses may mate for life, and even show signs of real affection for each other. But if one of them breaks its wing, there is little the other can do except watch its partner die an agonising death. Nature is utterly indifferent to hurt, trauma, whatever. However beautiful that nature is, it is completely unengaged in the fate of its denizens. Here we have a posh family arriving in the Scilly Isles in November, taking up residence in a presumably familiar environment. They are going to paint and enjoy some well-cooked food served up by an employee, a girl from Hertfordshire. They will be joined by somebody else, who we have to assume is the father, though we are never told this explicitly – and needless to say, he never arrives (Is that a spoiler? How can you spoil a film like this?). And we know that, like Godot, he is never going to arrive.

One of the deeply annoying things about this film is that we discover nothing much about the family – their history, their background, where they come from, whether there are other siblings. We learn a few things about the son – he is doing some sort of volunteer work in Africa, related to Aids. His sister who is in unspecified full-time employment, disapproves of his life choices. He has a girlfriend (not present) whom, bizarrely, he is only going to see once in the next year because she is not allowed to join him in Africa. Of the mother we know nothing, her existence is totally wrapped up in her neurosis about her (presumably) dying marriage. Clearly there is conflict in this family, at odds with the vacuous serenity of their surroundings. There is another player in this bleak tableau, a pretentious professional painter who is tutoring members of the family. He is perhaps the most annoying character of them all, spouting painterly platitudes, being embarrassed by the gaping wound that is the dysfunctional family, ultimately unable to help, just observe in a state of boredom (like us the viewers). Painters should keep their mouths shut.

Now I love the Scilly Isles. But the Scilly Isles in the off season? Really? When you are already traumatised, upset, depressed, bored? What a monumentally bad choice of a venue for a damaged family to take a holiday.

The dialogue and acting are extremely naturalistic, we could be earwigging on an actual event. This could be a documentary, so utterly real and pedestrian is the conversation and activity. Hence the three stars I have awarded it. We are observing and listening to something deeply uninteresting, the interaction between real other people we neither know nor like. I'm now thinking that perhaps the painter is a real-life painter, in which case I withdraw my earlier comments. His paintings actually look good if they are real.

But back to our characters. We don't even get to see them in close-up until the end. All we are given is the beauty of Tresco, with its windswept alien plant life.

I watched to the bitter end, because I was expecting a caped crusader to come flying through the window with a laser gun. Or the cook to use her set of knives to good purpose and slaughter everybody. Or the helicopter to blow up. None of this happened, unfortunately. These unlikable, uncharming people just packed up and left. The end. After watching it I was desperate to immerse myself in something warm and fuzzy, possibly involving Hugh Grant or Jackie Chan. Or Audrey Hepburn. With some songs and some sex. And an exploding helicopter.
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6/10
Why does the ginger guy always get the girl?
4 July 2012
This is not a movie you can think about, nor analyse too much. In fact if you think about it, you start thinking about the bad things which are many. But if you don't think too hard, it's actually quite enjoyable. Simon Pegg is the central character, a brash tasteless English reporter who somehow finds himself on the payroll of a plush New York magazine. His questionable journalistic methods spark dislike and controversy at every turn. He develops a love-hate relationship with a colleague, Kirsten Dunst who is great at playing the soulful, unfulfilled woman. She is cast in contrast to Megan Fox, a neurotic rising starlet. Personally I can understand why our hero is able to resist Megan Fox's obvious charms, and falls for Kirsten instead. We know that Kirsten has her demons, but this seems to strengthen her performances. Having said that, her role here is not terribly demanding.

The movie also features cameos by Jeff Bridges in a rather fetching wig, a cynically manipulative Gillian Anderson, and nice Bill Paterson as Simon's philosopher dad. The wonderful Miriam Margolyes is criminally under-employed. The humour is generated by Pegg's almost wilfully English crassness - offset against the glamour and sophistication of New York's glitterati. After a romantic disappointment, our hero takes a couple of left turns and ends up on the moral low ground instead of the high ground. Though now highly successful, he knows he has sold out. Only an unseemly brawl at an award ceremony, involving his mother's ring, can set him back on the path of righteousness and true love.

Well, it's predictable and unconvincing in equal measure, but we seem to buy into the typical Pegg story – the inept loser who becomes some kind of local hero, through a series of bizarre events. In fact Pegg is one of a pantheon of British actors who excel at this sort of archetypal storyline (Steve Coogan, Rowan Atkinson). He did it superbly in "Shaun of the Dead", less well in "Hot Fuzz". I liked "Run fatboy run" and I'm going to put this one on a level below that one, because the humour is so fitful and the ending so poor.
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7/10
Peckinpah's gentle elegy for the Wild West
5 March 2012
I didn't even know this was a Sam Peckinpah movie when I watched it. It has been programmed regularly on Cable TV here in the UK, and I idly switched over to it one Sunday evening. Cowboy movies in 2012? You must be joking! However, I was sufficiently hooked to watch this guy left for dead in the desert. It looks like Jason Robards, so it has to have something going for it. He finds a muddy puddle in the desert. OK, a cliché about this guy building up a prosperous business from scratch. Well, not quite. The clichés never happen. Instead the dialogue is interesting, poetic, never predictable. The character of Cable Hogue has depth and empathy. David Warner hoves into view as a disreputable preacher, dressed in black and thin as a gutter. In the nearest town we meet the hooker, played beautifully by the delectable Stella Stevens. OK, there are elements of slapstick which never quite work, but you feel the movie has something beyond the conventional western. When I discovered it was by Peckinpah, I immediately thought - yes, this is the work of a great director. Not a full-blown symphony, perhaps a string quartet (though by all accounts it cost enough to make). It leaves you with a feeling of satisfaction, tinged with melancholy. That coyote at the end has a collar - perhaps a symbol of the taming of the wilderness.
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Witness (1985)
10/10
The best
24 January 2012
"Witness" is, quite simply, my favourite movie of all time. I would choose this above "The graduate", "The godfather", "One flew over the cuckoo's nest" and all the other great films of the last 50 years. It tells a simple tale of innocence and corruption superbly well. There is visual cinema of the highest order in the building of the barn. There is this total contrast between the rustic peace of the community, and the chaotic brutality of the outside world. There is a career-defining performance from one of our great actors, Harrison Ford. All the supporting actors play their parts with understated dignity, I would single out Kelly McGillis who has never looked so beautiful, and Lukas Haas who shows the fragility but also the robustness of childhood. As has been pointed out, much of the acting occurs without dialogue.

Perhaps the movie is now beginning to show its age. Yes, the ending is a bit lame, but it must have been hard to find a suitable ending for such a near-perfect piece of film.
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One Fine Day (1996)
7/10
One wet day
24 January 2012
The fine day of the title is ironic. In fact we are seeing a rainy day in chaotic New York, where a man and a woman, both divorced, are trying to fulfil their hectic schedules with their respective children in tow. The man is Jack Taylor, a high-flying reporter (George Clooney), and the woman is Melanie Parker, an equally ambitious architect (Michelle Pfeiffer). Due to a mix-up, the two children (excellently played by Mae Whitman & Alex Linz), miss out on a school trip, and the parents agree to share responsibilities between them. All sorts of mishaps befall them, including Melanie losing Jack's daughter for a while. The stress and strain results in much hostility and fault-finding between the two leads. Which fools nobody. We can see the result coming a mile off.

This predictable movie certainly isn't the finest day of either Clooney or Pfeiffer. Both have made celluloads of better films. HOWEVER, it's a really enjoyable film to watch if you want the feelgood factor. Perhaps you have had a bad day, and it's raining outside. Watch this movie curled up on the sofa, with a cup of steaming cocoa. it's a nice lovable Hollywood romance. Clooney is Clooney, and Pfeiffer is always luminous even in her less demanding roles. And listen out for a meltingly beautiful performance of "One fine day" by Natalie Merchant (though it was the song "For the first time" that got Oscar-nominated).
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8/10
Humans and dancers
24 January 2012
An ambitious NY politician, David Norris (Matt Damon) has two chance encounters with a beautiful dancer (Emily Blunt) who inspires him to continue with his faltering campaign. But he rapidly discovers a group of men who are intent on manipulating this love affair, to their own ends. They are the Adjustment Bureau. David learns that his destiny is not with the woman, even though he is certain she belongs to him. The men of the Bureau are nothing less than manipulators of humanity. They possess superpowers, using special interactive maps to pursue & intercept their subjects. They instruct David that any attempt to meet her again could have calamitous consequences for both. However, David has resources of his own, and is determined to find her, though he only knows her first name - Elise. So begins a cat-and-mouse game between David and the Bureau. The agent detailed to follow David, Harry (Anthony Mackie) seems to have mixed feelings about his task, and is far more sympathetic than Agent Richardson (John Slattery). We eventually discover why. But when things get serious, an altogether more sinister senior officer, Thompson (Terence Stamp) is called in to put an end to the affair once and for all.

At the heart of this intriguing sci-fi thriller is a bittersweet love story, played out with great delicacy and panache by Matt Damon and his co-star Emily Blunt. I would go so far as to say that the mounting intensity of the scenes between them, is what makes this movie a cut above the ordinary. Damon is always watchable, but Blunt is a real revelation. Will they, won't they? A good romance, and a good thriller, always keep us guessing right to the end.
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The Reader (2008)
8/10
A superior Oscar-garnished love story exploring difficult issues
17 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
"The reader" is a dark fable from post-war Germany, which asks - but fails to answer - some searching questions about individual and collective guilt, selfishness and kindness. Maybe such questions are ultimately unanswerable, but they have to be asked. It is also a deeply touching love story, beautifully constructed and acted from the start.

A troubled middle-aged barrister, Michael Berg (Ralph Fiennes) reflects on his 15-year old self (David Kross), and the affair that lit up his life in dour, rain-soaked, 50s Berlin. During a tram journey he becomes ill, vomiting in an alley; and a stranger (Kate Winslet) cleans him up and helps him home. After recovering from a long illness he returns with flowers to her poky little flat. A central feature of the flat is a bathtub, fuelled by coal. He sees her bathing, and becomes obsessed with the woman - who is obviously much older - and visits her again. He himself is a charming, well-educated, popular and handsome young man. After helping her with bags of coal, he is persuaded to take a bath, whereupon she secretly observes his naked body, then seduces him. So begins their brief encounter – a strange but tender one, which involves him reading to her in between bouts of bathing and of course lovemaking. There is nothing pornographic about the sex, but it is intensely erotic with Winslet's womanly figure against Kross's toned youthful body. I don't know whether Kate used a body double, but it certainly doesn't appear so. He reads all sorts of things – Mark Twain, Chekhov, Tintin comics, even erotica (which she pretends to disapprove of). The odd thing is that she herself never reads the books, indeed she seems totally uninterested in books as objects. He knows nothing about this solitary woman except her name, Hanna; she neither knows nor cares anything for his background. She has set strict boundaries to their relationship. Yet she becomes the gravitational centre of his universe, as she is the centre of the whole movie. He discovers she is a tram conductor, and he tries to meet her on a tram. This triggers a row in which she shows her cold, cruel side. But they go on an idyllic bicycle tour, and fetch up at a country church where children are singing some sublime choral music. She looks at him with tears streaming down her face, clearly she has an innate ability to respond to great art. But there is something deeper about her response. The church itself is significant in some way. In a rare scene involving herself without him, she is offered promotion to an office job. Strangely this triggers an exodus, she packs her bags and leaves. Some observant viewers may already guess what's going on. When he discovers the empty flat, Michael is devastated.

We move to the middle part of the film, with our hero a law student (still played by David Kross). He has lost some of his jaunty disposition, having been deeply affected by Hanna's abandonment of him. As part of his studies he attends a war crimes trial, where he is shocked to learn that his former lover is up on trial for crimes against humanity, committed as an SS Guard. This is where, to avoid spoilers, we have to leave this absorbing story.

Please watch this film. I believe this film throws up some intriguing moral points which deserve reflection on the part of the viewer. Of course points about retribution and mercy, but also about the ageing process, remorse, the role of literacy in our society. A modern, humane Germany coming to terms with its brutal past. This may be the first time we have seen a sympathetic portrait of a full-on Nazi war criminal other than Hitler himself. The film is visually superior, realistically re-creating scenes from the recent history of Germany, from wet Berlin to the sunny countryside. David Kross is outstanding as the young student, so eager to shed his virginity but in much deeper than he can imagine. Yes, the film has flaws. The conceit of making the actors speak English with a German accent is almost laughable these days. There is some unconvincing stuff which tries to establish the Fiennes character in a domestic and work context. I'm not entirely convinced by Ralph Fiennes himself – so perfect in "The English patient". Physiologically he is so different from David Kross that we can't make a proper connection between the two. Fiennes is too melancholy and urbane. Maybe a better alternative would have been to use makeup and prosthetics to age Kross. After all, they did a superb job with Kate Winslet. And that brings me to the huge central performance – that of Winslet herself. She bravely shows everything that is required of this character – a deeply flawed psyche, beauty, intense sexuality, vulnerability. But also coldness, cruelty, ultimately an unknowable human being. I can visualise her face during the trial - lonely, puzzled, hopeless, but still beautiful. I can't praise her performance enough, it is utterly haunting, and well deserving of the Oscar she received.
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Bowfinger (1999)
9/10
Joyful mayhem
13 January 2012
I'm amazed that this funny movie only gets an average of 6.5 votes. It perfectly combines satire with slapstick. The central premise - that you can make a movie without the star knowing about it - is wonderfully realised by the inspired Steve Martin and his crew of barmy losers. Eddie Murphy naturally steals the show in two different roles. The traffic-dodging scene had me rolling on the floor. My favourite quote (from Heather Graham as the nymphomaniac starlet), "I've never done it lying down before!" How can anybody not like this utterly charming movie, which bears throughout the stamp of Steve Martin's unique view of life? It's a true return to form for two of America's great natural comedians - just when we thought they had stopped being funny forever.
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8/10
structurally flawed but fun movie
12 January 2012
What I really like about this movie is actually a sideline. It's a friendship between two women. How many movies can you name which have, centre-stage, a straightforward friendship between two women? Yet real life is full of such friendships. This one is particularly well-done, thanks to the acting talents of Uma Thurman and Janeanne Garofalo. Personally I don't see Uma Thurman as a dumb blonde. I keep getting flashbacks from "Kill Bill" and "Pulp fiction". She is such an intelligent and accomplished actress; but let's face it, she's not stunningly physically attractive - like, say, Scarlett Johannson. Ben Chaplin's somewhat subdued role doesn't do justice to his considerable acting talents, either (catch him in the British sitcom "Game on", you will see what I mean - incidentally Samantha Janus in the same sitcom would have been terrific in the Uma Thurman role). The main reason for giving it 8 is the performance of Janeane Garofalo, which is outstanding. And the dog, and the cat.

An enjoyable movie, with some flaws in the structure.
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8/10
Quirky but enjoyable
12 January 2012
If you like romantic comedies, this is an unusual take on standard themes. It employs jumbled-up flashbacks, along with many other techniques, to describe the ups and downs of a young man's 500-day love affair with a girl. It quickly becomes apparent that he is head-over-heels, but she is somewhat cool and unwilling to commit herself to a full-on relationship, though she also likes him a lot. She is quite selfish really. Much of the movie's charm comes from the contrast between his puppy-dog eagerness, and her enigmatic aloofness. She is brilliantly played by Zooey Deschamel, I defy any guy not to fall in love with this girl. The male character played by Joeseph Gordon Levitt (3rd rock from the sun), has to endure a lot of frustration and sadness; however the film never loses its light, playful, upbeat character.
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9/10
A real old-fashioned weepie
27 December 2011
This is one of very few movies that are referenced extensively in another film (Sleepless in Seattle). If you have seen that film you will already know the plot of this one. It is surprising to note the late date of this film - 1957. A lot was about to change forever in the world of movies, but this film retains all the grandeur and melancholy of a bygone age. The movie has numerous weaknesses, not least of which is the ridiculous laughter and general archness of the other passengers aboard the ship. Also the dialogue between Grant and Kerr is not as clever nor as funny as it seems. Kerr is forced to play it in an unrealistic, high style which is at odds with her natural inclination. The intrusion of a children's choir adds pathos at a crucial moment, but some see it as an over-the-top irrelevance (but I do like the songs).

Now for the good stuff. Deborah Kerr is luminous throughout the film. She should certainly have won an Oscar for her portrayal of a woman forced by a terrible accident to forgo the love of her life. Cary Grant plays his part admirably, though he can never be anybody other than himself. The interlude in his grandmother's villa is a little melodramatic masterpiece. Overall the movie has a sweetness which most people will find it hard to resist. It is widely regarded as one of the great romantic Hollywood productions, and rightly so. Indeed, an affair to remember.
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Good but not great
10 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Sorry to disagree with most of the known universe, but I had a few problems with this movie. Firstly, the good things - the plot and the reveal were quite inventive, the photography was superb, and Bruce Willis & Toni Collette were excellent as usual. I'm not so sure about the child actor Haley Joel Osment, to be honest I found him irritating. And Olivia Williams is the quintessential plummy English actress, why on earth did they make her speak in an American accent (or choose an American actress, if this was required)? My biggest issue is all the padding which seems to go with these psychological chillers. There is not a huge amount of action, we spend a lot of time gazing soulfully into people's eyes while moody music plays to illustrate the troubled theme. The boy states that he sees dead people "all the time". Unfortunately, we don't. We get a fleeting glimpse of about five dead people. The movie could have been so much better, with some really frightening scenes, and a tense build up to the finale (as in "The shining", a superior movie in every respect). Instead, all the tension is released long before the end, which comes as a let down. There could have been more development of some minor characters like the teacher, or the people at the funeral. A great opportunity missed, in my view.
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Tell No One (2006)
7/10
Great film, but one puzzle.
14 May 2011
Almost everything about this film is quality. A fine script, great action (including a brilliant traffic dodging scene), suspense, wonderful photography of Paris and the surrounding area. The main character, played superbly by Francois Cluzet, gives an outstanding performance as the doctor who, to his horror, is suddenly implicated in his wife's murder eight years earlier. His look of baffled obstinacy reminds me of the younger Dustin Hoffman.

The film's resolution is very clever and plausible, except for one thing. At the beginning of the movie we see the happy couple enjoying a trip to a beauty spot with a lake. They go skinny dipping, it's a place they know well as they are childhood sweethearts. They must know each other intimately, even more so than most couples. He is a doctor, used to observing physical and mental trauma in his patients. And yet, knowing what we know at the end, he has not the slightest clue that anything is even remotely wrong. For me, this damages the integrity of the film, hence only 7 stars.
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