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Beauty and the Beast (2005)
Endearingly retarded
Absolutely awful. Everything from the "acting" to the discount Renaissance Faire costumes is laughable. Nothing is period or even remotely historically accurate as far as Vikings go, but I'm not sure that was the intention of the "filmmakers," if we can call them as such. I can't help but imagine a prepubescent D&D nerd behind the camera.
Add alcohol or some other intoxicating substance, however, and the movie instantly becomes hilarious.
If you love to mock movies MST3K-style, then this is the movie for you. With a budget of approximately $50, the producers were able to whip up a tour de force of epic foolishness. It behaves like professional porn, but without plot or tolerable acting, and fails to deliver even one decent sex scene.
Watch this movie with a group of friends and plenty of beer goggles. It is not worth watching under any other circumstance.