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The Beach Bum (2019)
1/10
Lack Lustre and Stupid
25 July 2019
I was hoping this movie may offer some offbeat comedy as well as a decent storyline.

I was excited by the all-star cast, particularly the inclusion of Isla Fisher. (That is another story for another day)

Unfortunately, none of the cast shone, they were as bad as each other. McConaughey and friends hacked and dragged themselves through an incomprehensible story that focused on drugs, often with the inclusion of gratuitous nudity.

McConaughey 's character was named 'Moon Dog', clearly named in a stereotypical way of reflecting the lifestyle chosen by the character, the life of an easy-going, free-spirited, alcoholic, weed-smoking drifter. However, on this occasion, the drifter just so happens to be very rich.

The end of the movie was annoying and frustrating and was just plain stupid.
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1/10
No, just No
7 May 2019
I am not sure why this type of movie ever gets made. It has nothing to offer. I am not even going to summarize the plot, it really is not worth the effort. it's not a good film, the storyline is weak and anticipated and the acting is frightful.

How anyone can consider this movie is worth making in the first place is beyond me. How finance was gained shall remain one of the greatest enigmas of all time. Occasionally an independent film will pop up that is a work of genius...this is not it. No, just no.
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Armed (I) (2018)
1/10
ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL DRIBBLE
24 March 2019
I cannot begin to convey the absolute waste of time this movie is.

The camera work is shoddy, along with the very dubious storyline and awful acting.

Don't bother with this clap trap
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Bullet Head (2017)
1/10
Terrible
20 February 2019
I did not know what to expect, but it wasn't what I saw. Its a terrible film.its basically about nothing. NOT FOR ANIMAL LOVERS.
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Escape Room (I) (2019)
1/10
Ridiculous Garbge
22 January 2019
Why oh why are films like this even made? its so bad I cant even find the energy to tell you how bad it is.

It distresses me to think my hard earnt money is spent on this rubbish.
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Tinker' (2017)
1/10
Makes no sense whatsoever
22 January 2019
Its a pointless, dull and very disjointed movie. How do people imagine such clap trap and then have the nerve to force it onto others in the name of art?

I am at a total loss with this film, what on earth is all that rubbish about crystals, its just crazy mixed up mumbo jumbo.

Give it a miss...please.
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The Collector (I) (2009)
1/10
Total and Utter Garbage
2 June 2010
Warning: Spoilers
The worst film in the history of mankind! Don't bother to waste two hours of your life watching this total and utter garbage.

The story makes little sense, the acting is terrible and the direction is very poor! Most of the time you can hardly see what is going on because its set at night.

i'm not going to go into details about the plot as that has already been covered.

What i cannot understand is how 'The Collector' managed to rig all those traps in just a few hours and why? So fair enough he is some nut that wanted to torture humans but why all the traps? I feel that this film is a 'copy' of the SAW movies in part. Horror with lots of graphic and clever twists.Unfortunately they are not clever and make no sense.

All in all don't bother, read a book or go for a walk but avoid this dribble at all costs.
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