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Cocaine Bear (2023)
Could open up a whole franchise for Cocaine Animals
I really enjoyed it, just sit back and laugh at the humans getting mauled by a bear as coked up as Ray Liotta in prior films.
Hopefully this becomes a franchise with other animals like Cocaine Badger, Cocaine Wolf, Cocaine Cheetah (imagine how fast that'd go?) and of course Cocaine Chimp and Cocaine Squirrels. I really think there's a lot of potential here, as it's enjoyable to watch humans get devoured by animals, and cocaine is a great plot driver for their unchecked aggression.
Also I'd love to see a 3D version, VR is pretty popular these days so we need more 3D movies!
Good directing job by Elizabeth Banks, keep them coming!
Being the Ricardos (2021)
10/10
This movie put me to sleep almost immediately and I slept for 8 and 1/2 hours! I had been experiencing insomnia for 3 weeks and finally I found something so dull and pointless that it just knock me out almost instantly.
Really, I highly recommend it if you want to be bored to tears or just need a good nights rest.
Santa Inc. (2021)
here come the hollywood bots
I see this getting positive reviews suddenly, as if it was all white supremacists voting this a 1. Unfortunately for Seth Rogen and Co-Star. Sarah Silverman, it's absolutely not funny. And I'm a person of color and don't need them standing up for me from their high towers preaching to the World. Unfortunately they decided to skip the comedy entirely and virtue signal to the rest of HollyWeird but upon realizing that everyone is sick of that and just want to watch a funny movie/series and forget politics and the other nonsense.
The Pit (2021)
I now dislike Les Stroud
I had followed him earlier in his career doing Survivorman and even some of his other shows but this the worst of the worst, it's almost as bad as his Bigfoot show, you know, that one with the fake puppets and whatnot? 100% proven to be fakes and he promoted that. Seems like he's making a lot of bad career decisions or doesn't have any.
The Card Counter (2021)
Terrible, boring
Has really nothing to do with card counting and it's just boring and idiotic total waste of time I think they released it for free in hopes they'd get good reviews...No, skip this one it's worse than eating 2 large sized big mac meals in 1 sitting.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
I just finished watching
The Boys on Amazon and someone was streaming this. Marvel is dead to me basically, they've lost touch and just stick with the same old boring formula and then you've got shows like The Boys which are just insane and hilarious and dramatic. This is a waste of time and probably two of the most boring characters. Disney drops the ball again, just wait until you see what they have planned for the future lmao.
The Mandalorian (2019)
Spoilers Ahead
This show has gotten everything right, from sand people harvesting a Krayt Pearl to redeeming Boba Fett. But not only does it do that, it also brings back Luke Skywalker and gives him a scene similar to the one of Darth Vader in Rogue One when he appears on the ship and just tears through everyone. This series is far more interesting than the last 3 movies, and makes up for it in a lot of ways.
Now You See Me (2013)
I've seen it more than once
It's insulting how idiotic this movie is trying to play off being clever when it's just the opposite. Blundering mess, unlikeable characters and anything they don't explain is just explained away by "clever magic" if you like this you probably liked Ocean's Eight (2018) or the previous movies (excluding the original).
1/10 and very constructively awarded.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
Time to cancel Netflix
Prices going up, they're paying Adam Sandler $275 million to make 4 movies. So he made 68 mil from this steaming pile. You go from Uncut Gems to the typical, idiotic Sandler movies that might as well be improvised and of course you've got Paul Blart in the movie, because he always casts his talentless, broke friends in all of his movies.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
They listened
After getting sonic totally wrong they did the right thing and went back to production, well CGI but that's still a lot of work and money, I'm quite impressed they listened and delivered. Besides that it's an enjoyable flick and I hope they make lots of money, then maybe other studios will listen. Like how bad is the new Batman cast? That's some of the worst casting I've ever seen since the Batman & Robin (1997)
The Jesus Rolls (2019)
This is not a Coen Brothers film
And it's bad, I'm sure if you're a fan you've seen Fargo, No Country, True Grit and more. This is not that, this is feels like John Turturro had some evidence against them and forced this. It's not The Big Lebowski 2. Not that we needed a sequel to begin with, especially after all this time. Stay away, Jogn Turturro is terrible and this movie makes my ass bleed.
True Detective (2014)
10/10 for Season 1
4.2/10 for Season 2
0.1/10 for Season 3
Basically, just watch season 1 and skip the other two, especially season 3, it's unwatchable trash that should never have been made. It's a shame they couldn't have matched the greatness that was the first season with the follow-ups but in that regard it reminds me a lot of Fargo, that being the first installment it so good
that it'd be nearly impossible to meet anyone's expectations in subsequent seasons.
High Fidelity (2020)
A show nobody asked for
And no one really wants, 1/10 complete garbage, save yourself the time and just watch the movie, it was actually good.
Cats (2019)
Terrible!
It seems there's an actual consensus for once on IMDB, everyone hates this movie and rightfully so. It's terrible and nobody wanted it, much like the latest Star Wars. Avoid this at all costs, or at least try some hallucinogens, but I'm pretty sure you'd have a bad trip.
Charlie's Angels (2019)
Worst thing I've seen since
Watching WW2 in Color and they showed the holocaust scenes. This was almost as bad, that's saying a lot. Like, who honestly asked for this movie? Nobody.
The Conners (2018)
Horrendous
It's like Top Gear without Clarkson, Hammond and May, total garbage, you can't just change the show to "The Conners" and kill off Rosanne. It's terrible and the show is pointless without her. Grow up and stop pandering to Left wing nutjobs.
The Great Hack (2019)
One-sided nonsense
Some clearly biased, left-wing nonsense, all these companies that handle your data are just as biased and left leaning as well. Though I have to say I really
did enjoy Gaten Matarazzo (Stranger Things) performance as Brittany Kaiser, this young man has quite the career ahead of him.
Tomb Raider (2018)
Unwatchable
Just Hollywood and their latest agenda of starring actresses who are unatractive and have no acting skills. Basically the same thing that's going to happen with 007, Thor (She's too old), Captain Marvel, the Ghostbusters reboot and pretty much everything else they spew out these days. Unwatchable trash and the Angelina Jolie ones are miles better.
Glass (2019)
Pointless
So by now, you've watched all the previous movies leading up to this and you're confronted with a bunch of pointless dialogue until...finally, you're extremely let down by the
We Are Boats (2018)
Brilliant adaptation from the true story
We are Boats - based on the Autosub named by the internet, played by Angela Sarafyan as Boaty McBoatface. Riveting story about how deep down inside we are all just boats. Sometimes we float, sometimes we sink but at the end of the day we're mostly just bits of metal, wood and floating around aimlessly in the water until eventually a typhoon sends us crashing into the rocks and we die.
9/10 recommend it highly.
Aquaman (2018)
Don't trust the 10/10 reviews
As usual, 10/10 reviews by new users and this is their only movie review ever. lmao so all the good reviews are bought and paid for. With that said, this movie, while slightly better than a lot of other DCEU flicks, it's still 1 dimensional, Jason Momoa is terrible and its just full of holes. I'd recommend watching it once but don't
have any expectations.
Bodied (2017)
So bad, ignore fake 10 star reviews.
The acting is terrible, the white nerdy kid and his girlfriend are about
as obnoxious as it gets. The rap is mediocre and forgettable.
Anyone giving this a 10 is fake.