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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)
The Future (according to 1991)
I need not mention, this is a classic. How well known it is, I'm never quite sure. It's not discussed nearly as often as it should be.
Both leads took this gig solely for the paycheck but somehow gave value for money. The shonky acting is great, the cheap setpieces are almost adequate. Endlessly quotable and beautifully nonsensical.
It oozes 90's from every pore. 1890's to 2190's as the lesser known Baldwin and crew play as futuristic androids in the Wild West. They will never make a movie like this again, it must be preserved and appreciated.
I saw this masterpiece on a mid range dose of acid once. There's no better way to see it. Go do that. 6.5 yeehaws out of 10.
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
The Wacky World of the Wayans
It's easy to understand the mixed feelings and harsh reviews. This is no Driving Miss Daisy. You are in Wayans World and if you don't know what that means, you probably don't belong there.
Surpassing the ridiculous to almost the sublime, in moments. Expect boat loads of bodily functions, indescribable scenes of coarse silliness and at least 2 ways to kill a dog. Oh, and a set piece 'cock fight' (no spoilers).
More than just a series of gags, there is effort on display from all involved. Wayans screeches and mugs to the camera while we explore race issues and flatuence.
Your enjoyment or repulsion will depend entirely on your expectations. If you like the Wayans brand, it's far from the worst. It's no 'Don't be a menace...' or an early Scary Movie; still, a riot which hits the target. Bullseye it is not.
I give it 5.3 farts out of a soiling.