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Road House (2024)
Good remake idea killed by some shockingly bad acting
Jake G was very good at portraying a "mr nice guy' ex UFC fighter, with hints of brilliant comic moments which hid a lot of emotional trama. Some brilliant fight scenes but the film tried too hard and ended up straying further and further away from the original which is what most fans wanted to see. Over the top but okish fun.. massively over shadowed by Conner mcgreggors outright awful acting skills. Definitely a sports star turned actor who shouldn't have any speaking screen time. Lots of plot holes, lots of bad acting.. seemed they tried to fit too much in to short time. Wouldn't recommend.
Female Mercenaries on Zombie Island (1995)
Shockingly bad. Not even fun bad.
This film is what happens when a drunk guy finds a video camera at a garage sell for $10 and calls himself a director, under the guise of tricking women in to getting naked. Apparently he then hires his mates and any half pretty woman zero acting talent to perform poorly shot and poorly written scenes and these lies were cut together in to this film. Please please don't waste your time. Some of the premiss could have been good in the right hands with a budget greater than a pack of beer. The opening scenes smells of a low rate collage film project crossed "I just met this chick in a bar who said she'd do it for 60 bucks!".