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The Marvels (2023)
Boring
Watched this on Disney for free. Still feel I was ripped off. Just disjointed and purile. Not to give away any spoilers but the acting is wooden, the script is just garbage, the storyline is slow, tedious and dull. Not quite sure what the producers were trying to achieve with this. Fight scenes are predictable and just plain silly. There are 2 positives to this car crash, first being the special effects are not bad and secondly the film is short, that being said, I was yearning to turn it off at 18 minutes. I fought off that feeling but should really have given in to it. This movie was a master class in what not to do.
We Have a Ghost (2023)
Disappointing
With such a great cast I really expected better, story was slow and just to racially biased 'we're not going to end up like those stupid white families!' Was unnecessary and would never be tolerated if it was aimed at any other ethnicity. It was a thinly veiled morality tale with a weak plot, poor writing and sub par special effects. I thought the whole dead lives matter was the best part of the film but a comedy this isn't. I barely passes as an adventure movie and I'm glad it was free as I would have been very annoyed if I had wasted cash on paying to watch this. I cannot see how this reached number 1 streaming on Netflix.
Dracula: The Rules of the Beast (2020)
Political Correctness
What a disappointment.
Only Dracula bears any resemblance to the character created by Bram Stoker.
Jonathan Harker is a vampire. Mina Murray/Harker loses her role as the focus of Dracula's quest and Van Helsing becomes a female nun. The attack on the Convent and Dracula, naked, remonstrating with the nuns is not quite in the vein of Stoker. Utterly trash with some nice production values.
1 star because of the production values.