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The Consultant (2023)
This show is really for Christoph Waltz fans
This show is really only for Christoph Waltz fans. His acting is exceptional, as always. It's a twisted show in a twisted art noveau style. But if you enjoyed things like Clockwork Orange and Rocky Horror; you may enjoy this. The foundation of this seies involves the downstream impact of people that.make a deal with the Devil. I suspect if there are future seasons, each season would focus on just one specific deal. At the beginning of the series were shown a previous deal, then this focus moves to the main deal. At the end of the season we're given a few minute glimpse of the next deal. There are some very interesting twists along the way; and Waltz does an excellent job of developing this truly strange character. It's only at the last moment of the last scene that we realize that Waltz honored his deal with the deceased deal partner.
Megalodon (2018)
Worst movie you will EVER see
Arguably the worst movie you've ever seen.
1) Admiral wearing Lieutenant bars
2) Admiral has long hair past his shoulders and moppy hair hanging over his ears.
3) Ship is rusty all over
4) The ship is a model floating in a pool
5) They didn't have M16's or M4s so they used AR style water guns / air guns
6) Since the guns don't fire; they color in fake muzzle blasts with orange paint and make fake "pew pew pew" sounds
7) Ship's cook was this morbidly obese guy in overalls
8) They never call for assistance, have no support ships, and are alone in the middle of the ocean during the cold war.
9) The 20mm canon is rusty, and he aims it in the sky but the splashes for the projectiles landing in the ocean happen BEFORE he fires and is maybe 50 yards from the ship
10) At one point the model they use for the ship looks like the USS Cyclops, which was lost in the Bermuda Triangle at the end of WW I.
11) Every now and then you'll catch a museum sign bolted to the side of the ship.
12) The portal the submersible uses to connect to the Russian submarine is actually the handle of what appears to be a piece of band equipment.
WARNING: This is literally the worst acting you will EVER see in a movie.