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Machete (2010)
Worthy of "Worst Film of 2010" Award
Viewed this at a friend's house and thank goodness, I did not pay to see this garbage. Action, violence, blood? Yes. Lots of it. Great cast of characters? Yes. Writing and script are horrible and makes you wonder why anyone other than Steven Segal or Lindsey Lohan agreed to appear in this movie. Their movies have been of equal quality lately. Hire a bunch of 3rd graders for your writing staff and you get this movie. It is sad to see such a great cast wasted on this ridiculous writing. The final battle scene with the invasion of the low riders is full of action, but makes little sense. The taco truck lady comes back to life mysteriously with only a patch over her eye after being shot in the forehead the day before. This movie makes "The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes" look like an Oscar winner.
Cloverfield (2008)
A pet project of the 3 year old son of a movie studio owner or what?
I think I would rather sit through a 90 minute documentary on collecting garbage than watch this piece of trash again. It certainly would be more entertaining.
I wonder who in the world is as stupid as the character whose role it is to hold the video camera, that never runs out of tape by the way, through this entire film? No, that is unfair to ask, with all the brain dead people who rated this trash so high. I guess these are the same people who think that You-Tube is High Definition TV.. I think that when I pay the money to see a movie in a theater, I should be shown a professionally filmed production, not a rendition of someone's home videos.
What's the ending? OK, everybody dies, big deal. As stupid as they all are, they deserved it. What are we in for next from these geniuses? Are we going get some home video footage of the noble family that is determined to climb to the top of that mountain that is currently an erupting volcano? That would draw rave reviews from everyone who raved about this movie.
What is wrong with the movie going public today? More and more it seems that the critics who acclaim all these pieces of garbage are on the payrolls of the movie companies. How anyone could say that this is an outstanding film probably takes his wife to McDonald's for their wedding anniversary for that special "Happy Meal"..
Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident (2007)
Acting ??
This is one of the saddest movies I have ever watched..We are supposed to write 10 lines of commentary on this? The best acting done in the entire movie is done by the computer animated space ships.. The human acting is on par with Ms. Gelder's 4th grade school play.. There is possibly a good story here, but it is never developed by the cast.. The cast should have been cast out and a new one hired.. The setting is supposed to be on some remote planet outside of Pluto. Any planet that far from the sun would have a frozen atmosphere. Yet we watch our rag tag band of heroes tromping through some bright, sunny earth-like terrain dressed in common winter clothing in search of their objective. If you are looking for the perfect gift for that supervisor you hate, this is it. This is a waste of your time and the plastic used to make the DVD.. A definite STAY AWAY flick..
Bill
AVH: Alien vs. Hunter (2007)
Just plain awful . . .
After 20 minutes of agony, I took this one out of the DVD player. It wasn't worth the rental and I pity anyone who paid box-office prices to see this. Mrs. Phillips 3rd grade class has made a better movies and the kids were better actors. This movie gives me the impression that the company, Global Asylum is just that, a mental health asylum as the producers of this movie are out of their minds thinking that today's movie public is going to be thrilled to see this. From what I saw of this movie, the script is horrible and there are sequences that just do not fit together. As an example, when one character is found lying still on the ground nest to a wrecked car and seemingly unresponsive, someone says "Is he hurt?". No, stupid, he's lying out here in country side next to a wrecked car taking a nap..
Enough said.. See it for yourself or take my advice... DON'T
Superbad (2007)
The name says it all.. This movie is SUPER BAD
This is another one of those wannabe American Pie movies that feature a group of loser teenagers who seem to have all the street smarts of a ROCK. The only redeeming performances in the movie are those of the 2 policemen(Bill Hader and Seth Rogen) who befriend the totally inept Fogel1. The attempts at comedy are inept and just do not make it. Bill Hader and Seth Rogen provide the only comic scenes in the movie. The 3 main teenage characters; Seth, Evan and Fogell displayed a combined IQ of 50, maybe as high as 60. The target audience for this film is the 15 year old with a 4 year old mentality. BAD MOVIE... DON'T Waste your money.