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Terrifier 2 (2022)
The horror equivalent of The Room
Don't jump onto this hype train of a horrible movie. The gore and practical effects are great but that's all this movie has. The acting, the story, the dialog and the run time are relentlessly mind numbing and so horrible that I almost turned it off. I'm a fan of gore porn myself but this was so bad that I will never watch it again, even if it is one of the most gory movies of all time. The acting and dialog were so bad that all I kept thinking about was The Room(2003). Did Tommy Wiseau direct this? If it was a short, self aware gore fest with fun characters then this would be a home run but it's a drawn out bore fest that fell short of horror entertainment because of how bad it was. Not even "so bad it's good" bad.
Ghost Town (1988)
A Tales From The Crypt episode that ran too long
Even with the short run time of 1hr 24mins(including credits) this story felt very drawn out and was actually pretty boring. If you are looking for a gory, ghost western shoot'em up, then this isn't for you. The makeup and costumes were fine. There was one cool puppet/animateonic corpse at the beginning but outside of that there was nothing. It seriously felt like an episode from HBO's Tales From The Crypt or a made for TV movie that should have been 45mins long.
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Was this written by a 14 year old?
I only gave it a 3 because it's so bad that it was entertaining. The acting is awful and the dialogue is worse. This was written as if a 14 year old was asked to write it for a class assignment.
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
I love how people think that the MCU has a standard
Why is everyone so bent out of shape that a Marvel movie has some humor and good acting instead of being stacked with explosions, terrible CGI and non stop action. This movie was laugh out loud funny and only a good group of actors like this can pull off such a ridiculous concept like Ant-Man. I think it's just as good as the first one. I love the big action/small action sequences. I don't know how people hated this so much and compared it to the other Marvel movies as if they are any better. If you liked the first one, you'll love this one.
Hereditary (2018)
Bad and Boring
I'm all about bad movies that are at least entertaining, but this is bad and boring. The worst kind of movie there can be. I timed it out, in 2hrs and 7mins, roughly 11 mins is actual "horror". That is pretty bad considering how highly praised it was. I am not a horror fan in the way that I need jump scares to make a movie scary. I crave true horror and suspense. This barely has either. I don't care how good the cinematography or acting was, when there is nothing going on in the story, all of that is pointless. The gorey parts were good but so few and far between that you will most likely fall asleep before the next scene. I can't recommend enough to avoid this movie unless you are looking for a nice nap
The Neon Demon (2016)
I feel like I've been hypnotized
I am a huge fan of the director's past movies Bronson, Valhalla Rising and Drive. If you haven't seen those movies then you may not be expecting the style of this movie. It is very subtle yet in your face. Visually hypnotizing with a soundtrack to match and some disturbing scenes to top it off. Not everything is explained, not everything makes sense and yet I want more. I have been thinking about the movie for the past two days now and I can't wait to see it again. If you need a lot of exposition in movies, then this isn't for you but if you are in for something unique, visually stunning and all around entertaining then I suggest you support this movie