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The Killer Within Me (2003)
Unintentionally funny, so bad it's good.
I cannot believe this film was made in 2003, the whole movie looks like it was filmed on a cheap camcorder. The box cover is really deceiving and leads you to believe that it will be somewhat good. With my sense of humor, I found this movie to be hilarious. The dialog is so scripted and the characters are just unintentionally weird. The music they play is this movie is hysterical, it's like really bad 90's techno and the main character totally gets into it randomly throughout the movie, he'll just start dancing like a complete moron. The two main bad guys are a complete joke, they get angry with the main character over a lousy $40 pool bet and then start beating him up while playing the harmonica and jump ontop of cars, doing karate kicks, this movie could have been a spoof but it was dead serious which to me is hilarious. RENT THIS MOVIE!
Cause for Concern (2002)
Shocking, unique, funny...brilliant.
If your into CKY and Jackass then Bumfights is a must-see. The title isn't what it's all about, this shockumentary has gang fights, girl fights, school boy fights, ghetto fights and more. When I saw this film my heart was beating from the fights that took place, they are real and pretty violent, the people who are fighting fight with pure hate in them, "You want some more b*tch!" *punches maniacally to the face* this can be found in some of the fights. I also noted some Project Mayhem going on in this film that really excited me since I am a big fan of the movie Fight Club. If you are not easily disturbed, a fight fan, a Jackass or CKY fan than this movie is perfect for you, I am just glad I got it before it goes out of print, it is a little shorter than I wish though, it's only around 50 minutes. 8.5/10
The Quest (1996)
great, action packed, tight movie.
This movie is an awesome film that is really under rated. I am very into martial arts movies and I dont care how corny or stupid and I liked how this one was similiar to Van Dammes greatest "Bloodsport", I always like the "secret tournament, nobody knows about, in a hidden location" type movies, they never get old no matter how many times the plot is done over. If your one of those "oh it seems so scripted and not enough realism" type of watchers then dont get it, but if you block all that out and just focus on what the movie is really about then this is an awesome A+ movie. Great fight scenes and a good combination of different martial art styles.
Casino (1995)
AWESOME MOVIE!!!
This movie is on my top 10 list, I love this movie and watched it twice in a row on the same day, yes that is a total of 6 hours, it was that good! This is Scorceses finest movie. The actors were at the top of there game. Joe Peschi was hilarious the way he was in the movie. If you liked the movie Goodfellas then get up and go rent this, no wait go buy it because I know you will love this movie.
Bloodsport (1988)
Great Kick-ass Movie!
This is one of my all-time favorite movies, I loved the story line (which is true), this one is probly Van Dammes best movie. Bolo Young also plays a badass guy in the movie being the current champion of the underground tournament. If your a fan of the "underground tournament, brutal fighting" martial arts movies then definetly check this out!
No Retreat No Surrender (1985)
If your bored a Saturday night...
The movie No Retreat No Surrender was sort of messed up for a martial arts movie, I am a fan of many martial arts movies, this one has a pretty basic plotline "This guy hurt my father and this other guy embarrassed me infront of my girl"...the movies about a teenager who just is sh*t out of luck, first his dad gets his ass-beat by Van Damme, then they move out to Seattle, he meets this hip-hop moron named RJ who helps him find a martial arts school, the school doesnt work out for him, his girlfriends ex-boyfriend goes there who is a real dick to him, he quits and gets his ass beat time after time (my favorites the birthday party scene), then the spirit of Bruce Lee comes and trains him (pretty disturbing), then he becomes a good fighter and kicks Van Dammes ass, he gets the girl, everyones friends again.