Reviews

This show was hard dudes to watch. I never saw the first Earth, so I didn't know what was goin' on for a while. Then I caught on. This show would be better with more spaceships and fighting. Rebecca Gayheart is delightful as always!

This movie was somewhat hard to believe - because as the title would imply, the Santa in this picture has MUSCLES! You don't have to be a space scientist to know that Santa DOES NOT have muscles. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Santa is FAT. You can't be FAT and STRONG at the same time. I mean, come on! But, if you can get past that glaring problem you'll find a magical little movie about wrapping paper, fuzzy red costumes and guys with muscles. Great, dude! A holiday FAMILY FAVORITE in my household. Again, we find the Hulkster addressing his favorite theme - helping children in need. Way to go, Hulk! If more people cared as much as you do, this world would be a rounder place.

Millions of Americans already know that HULK HOGAN is the Ultimate Power in the Universe. This film was made to reward them (the Hulk-a-maniacs), and to enlighten others unfamiliar with the Hulk. Although his character is named RIP for some reason - you can totally tell it's the Hulk, brother. Some call him THE PUMP. This movie includes all the thing the Hulk stands for - big shiny muscles, wrestling, foxy ladies and children's charities. Remember that song HULKSTER IN HEAVEN from his album HULK RULES? Well this movie explores Hulk's softer side in much the same way. They must have had him in mind when they wrote the script! An interesting side note - my friend Gabe's little brother, RANDY, used to call him 'Hulking' Hogan. Isn't that cute?

I live for this show. Seriously. If this show wasn't on, I wouldn't have a single reason not to kill myself. The chicks are so hot. It's funny to see washed up Paula Abdul pretending to be Pam Anderson. IT'S GOT A BRITISH GUY ON IT TOO! People come on and sing and we vote on our favorites. Then whoever gets the fewest votes is eaten by Randy Jackson, a very fat man who supposedly knows something about music. My legs sweat just thinking about AMERICAN IDOL - the Jesus of television shows.

Do you like hot chicks? Do you like it when they take their clothes off? Do you like it when they speak a language you don't understand? I DO! This is my new favorite movie. It also has a PLOT. I give it a 4 out of 10!