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Everybody's Doing It (2002)
A solid waste of two hours
This contains some spoilers
First off this movie is worth spoiling. It starts out with what appears to be a college senior class on math studying remedial algebra. Then we learn that the 25 year-olds are actually highschool sophomores. You would think that MTV could find one or two people 18 to be in it's movies. Then we're at the sophomore prom. Of course everyone's off in their cars getting busy with..... their cars!!! Sophomores don't drive. The rest of the movie is basically an excuse to give you information on STD's. It seems to be as informative as a good textbook, until at the end you learn that it's all false. If you want to see breaking dancing psyphillis, watch this movie. If you'd rather get the facts and save a night, spend five minutes reading a pamphlet from your school. There's a reason that the artists make the videos for MTV.
Nostradamus (2000)
Funniest apocolyptic thriller
Who are we kidding, no one is going to watch this movie seriously. The brilliance is that the director thought people would. With a plot more ridiculous then Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, a historical base less factual then Kull The Conquerer, and special effects reminiscent of a bar-mitzvah home video, Nostradamus was worth every penny of my $4.95 rental.
The movies success, not failure, lay in its glaring plot inconsistencies, atrocious acting, and budget allowing for set pieces apparently made of legos. After all, what other movie would be unself concious enough to loosely base itself on the prophecies of Nostradamus and a non-existence satanic cult. Even the love story was more ludacris then The Omega Code sequel.
So, if you found The Last Warrior engaging, entertaining, and above all an occult classic, then Nostradamus is for you!