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Sorority Sister Slaughter (2007)
If you make it to the end...well done!
Really, if you can make it to the end of this movie...well done! I will say, I'm a fan of 'cheap movies', I like Ed Wood style stuff. When stuff is so bad, it then becomes entertaining. I love 'ham'.
This is not one of those films. It's terrible, and not terrible in a good way, so it's entertaining to watch, it's just terrible.
Everything about it. The acting was awful, the direction childish (and childish doesn't really cover it), terrible story...just bad, bad, bad! The only people who would watch this film to the end are the people that starred in it! If you had nothing to do with this film and you make it to the end, you deserve a medal. This movie is only good for to show people how NOT to make movies!
Chalk (2006)
The 'acting' is bad!
When I saw Morgan Spurlock was producing this, I thought I would check it out. I like Morgan's take on his documentary making, so, with his name attached, I thought it must be good.
I started watching it, and something just seemed 'wrong'. All the teachers in it seemed to be like they were acting, and acting very badly. There is a 'fight' that takes place in the school yard, and the two people fighting look like they have never been in a fight before (and I mean that in it is so obviously a 'fake fight' it was terrible) and then a 'teacher' comes out to stop it...and it's just so phony! At this point, I looked the film up, to find out it was a 'mockumentary' and all the teachers WERE actors! The second half of the film was then 10 times worse, coz I knew the actors were acting, it really showed how bad they were at acting (I'm really using the term 'acting' here very loosely).
From first impression, I thought this was going to be an insight in the American education system. Instead, I was shown bad acting, that seemed to make a mockery of the American education system. It's really not worth wasting your time on.