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Stitch! The Movie (2003)
This is the worst piece of animation ever produced
I don't know how I can review this movie and accurately convey the frustration, shock, horror, and genuine sickness it gave me without swearing like a homeless man with tourettes after smoking 4 rocks of crack. Seriously, this movie is like watching a hangover. This is the worst bomb ever to come out of Disney's cheapo sequel bomb factory. It has horrible direction, attrocious art, jokes so bad and not funny that should be considered crimes against humanity, and a braindead plot that seems to be something regurgitated by a mental derelict after going on a 6 day Pokemon binge. EVERY animated character from Lilo & Stitch (even the frog) makes an appearance, not in any sort of way that adds to the plot, or even does anything aside from desperately trying to convince you that this mercifully short 64 minute atrocity is really in fact supposed to be somehow based on the most enjoyable film Disney ever made. After watching this movie, it feels as if there is something in your brain that your body KNOWS doesn't belong there. It's like the part in Alien where the guy comes in and says "I feel like s***." and then the alien explodes out of his stomach, just replacing "stomach" with "brain."
This movie made me actually kind of glad that Disney just fired their 2-D animators, THEY SHOULD BE FIRED! THIS WAS A *FOOLPROOF* SEQUEL!!! THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NO POSSIBLE WAY TO SCREW THIS ONE UP, YET THEY DID!!!!! IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY!!!