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Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America (2007)
horribly bad
It is really hard to put it like this, because I think literally EVERY movie has at least some aspects that make it watchable in a way. As I am really into films, I normally just need to watch about 20 minutes of any crap, and my curiosity makes me want to watch the whole thing (trust me I have seen a considerable amount of serious bulls***). It amazed me all the more however, that the rule did not apply this time. Apart from the ridiculous, awkward and most of all pathetic attempt of creating a mixture between a disturbingly bad "pseudo-historic adventure" and even worse "viking hack-and-slay" film, the movie is simply unbelievingly boring. And let me tell you: You can't even imagine HOW boring - I am being serious...! In order to twist the knife, the movie also attempts to create a melancholic atmosphere, that should maybe leave you in a pensive mood - it fails again however - which only contributes to the viewers (already great) contempt and anger for the movie. The first 30 minutes you just can't believe it - after that you continually just get more and more fed up. PLEASE: LEAVE IT WHERE IT IS!