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The Gardener (1974)
Gardening and somewhat Evil
Ok, I saw it a while ago - but here is what I remember. I think there was a lot of drinking (not by me, though I suggest it if you watch this), a lot of plants, and something to do with Brazil. I may be mistaken, but if you rented this movie, it's not my fault. It isn't the best Funny Bad movie I ever seen (that still goes to Hobgoblins), and sure isn't scary. However, it isn't in the category of unwatchable bad. I felt when watching it, that if MST3K did it - then it would be good. However, by itself - you may just want it to end. And don't expect much from the ending (or the begining/middle for that matter)!
Oh yea, and I remember the movie being really "green", that's the best way to describe it. Maybe 'cause it's from the 70s.
My World Dies Screaming (1958)
psycho-babble-a-rama
This is neither a scary, nor funny bad movie. It's just plain bad.
That being said, I wanted to add something a little different than previous comments, a comparison. If you've seen The Screaming Skull on MST3K or, God forbid, by itself, then you have seen this movie in a way. Both movies deal with this supposed creepy house with this creepy girl (but not that hot kind of creepy girl). In both, somehow the newly married husband is the problem with the girl. Maybe they were ripping off Gaslight, who knows. Both are from 1958. Both have this caretaker in it (though I like the Torgo-esch one from Skull). However, this one doesn't have that worried/zoloft faced chic from Screaming Skull. I can only vaguely remember what the woman in this feature looked like. I rented this dull waste of time for the PsychoRama or whatever it was. Man... Though it has already been said, what a gyp! I stopped on some of them, and since I rented a Rhino release of it, one of these "subliminal" messages was to buy Rhino Videos. Rhino is going to have to release more CC era Msties if they want me to do that! Anyways, I saw this movie 2 years ago. So if some of this is off the mark, I'll blame it on that. However, I am not worried as no one should watch this piece.