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Prison of the Dead (2000)
Why do ppl hate this movie?
It's really not THAT bad! I think that it was pretty good! It contains creepy, cool music,,some bad-ass executioners and a dark prison ("funeral home"). But it doesn't contain gore =( The acting was good and the plot didn't fail at all. I give this a strong 7!
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Second Best!
Halloween Resurrection is ALMOST as good as the 1st Halloween movie, and that means that it is VERY good! =) In this movie Michael seems to posses a lot more evil, and he often appears like a Jason Vorhees clone when he's at his best. Good music, of course, and some good acting, besides the ppl at the party watching at the "show" over internet, makes this one of my favorite Halloween movies! The killings are pretty raw too..not as gory as Violent S*** 3 though =D Is this the last in the series? I hope not! I can't wait for
Michael vs. The living Dead or Lyonel from Braindead. *chop chop*! =)
Braindead (1992)
BEST FILM EVER!
This is just to good to be true! a LOT of gore, Zombie intestines and puke, and of course Lyonel and his lawnmower! The gore effects are over-the top and the plot is excellent! =D Besides the gore you find some of the BEST one-liners ever made like: "I kick ass for the lord!" - Maniac Ninja Priest moments before he kick the legs of a zombie.
Paquita: "Your mother ate my dog!" Lyonel: "Not all of it."
LOL! It's so funny that I laugh every time I think about it! I mean, Lyonel recieved cult status as quick as Bruce Campell did after recording Evil Dead 1-2 and Army of Darkness! I can't believe that Peter Jacksons genius (lol) masterpeace doesn't have a sequel!
If you haven't seen it yet, RUN as fast as you can to the local videostore and if they don't got it,,KILL someone that has it MUHAHA!
Meet the Feebles (1989)
PERVERTED!
And that's not a bad thing! =) Peter Jackson and his wife maked this movie unforgottable! It's similar to the Muppet Show, just add some gore, puke, Vietnam veterans, Fetish Sex and a lot of SICK humor! haaha this is one of the sickest movies EVER made! it's even sicker than Braindead and Bad Taste! A must see Comedy,Splatter movie! Peter Jackson at his best!
Bad Taste (1987)
CULT!
Bad Taste recieves a 10 from me cuz it's, equal to Braindead, one of Jacksons best! Not as gory as Braindead though, pretty obvious =), but it got a GREAT plot!: Some aliens makes food, hamburgers, out of the civilians in a little town! OMG! =) Bad Taste also got one of the strangest character I've ever seen...you know the geek that splatters his brains when he falls from a mountain, and then he replaces the missing part of the brain with a BIRDS! LOL! He also needs a hat to keep his skull together! At the end of the movie he goes rampage with a chainsaw! HAHA! Get this movie NOW!
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Not even scary!
ok. at first I would like to strengthen the fact that this movie doesn't have ANY trace of horror in it! I mean, who's really scared of Freddy Krueger? Pretty good acting, but the characters act dumb as hell! What would you do if your best friend, all drenched in blood, told you that he had just killed a classmate? I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't do like the kids in this movie!
After reading my own review I don't even remember why I rated it as a 6!? Even if you're a Wes Craven/Freddy Krueger fan stay away from this crap!
It (1990)
Part 2 brings it down
Part 1: very very VERY good entertainment indeed! creepy atmosphere with a few "shock-scenes". my favourite is when "Georgies" photo comes alive =)
Pennywise the dancing clown is the perfect mix between pure spookiness and wicked humour!I must say that Wallace found some very talented child actors, I usually HATE child actors... overall part 1 gets a BIG 10!
Part 2: ok. the child actors have been replaced by their grown-up look-alikes and they are suprisingly...worthless! They're a bunch of hyper nervous maniacs, just running around and screaming OR dreaming about having sex with each other. Absolutely NO trace of the creepy atmosphere from the first part and the finnish sequence is, how to say?: DUMB, CHILDISH and extremely UNLOGICAL!! OK! All of a sudden the clown was just a "spider-toy" and the only purpose he fills is to bring food to the big spider creature in the caves? what's up with that?
the "deadlights" idea really suck, and when you think back on the movie you realize how extremely dumb it becomes! Part 2: a weak 4!