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Realms (2017)
Waste of time
Not scary, not funny, not thrilling, not exciting, not authentic, not fun. Wrong on all accounts. Bad acting, bad soundtrack, very poor storyline. A total waste of time. This movie is full of cliches and the writer and the director don't seem to know what they're copying or how those images and themes they try to imitate originated and when and how they became unoriginal, tired cliches.
Shame (2011)
The title tells it all
I don't know how they call films like these as "future classics". The title tells it all. This film is really a shame for all the people involved in creating it. It will undoubtedly cause shame for the critics desperately trying to hype it too. Very weak, almost non existent plot. Underdeveloped characters and really pointless sex scenes. That's all there is. I won't try to judge the acting because you can't expect to have good acting when all the actors and actresses have no idea what all this mess tries to tell or what the heck those very flat characters must be feeling or thinking. M final verdict: waste of time.
Kite (2014)
One Star Reviews? Really?
I wasn't expecting too much from this film. A cartoonish, stylish, over the top pseudo science fiction with lots of action and violence were in the mix for my bag of expectations for that kind of films. I kind of got all those in the bag and some more.
The direction was nothing revolutionary but stylistically nice and well paced. The acting was decent. The twists were not that unexpected for an experienced viewer but enough to keep an average viewer guessing till the end. I really don't understand the reviewers lately. I think some of them are trying to promote or demote some certain films. I realize there's some kind of common pattern in some one star and ten star reviews and frankly don't trust them anymore.
Well my real rating may be around 6 and a half to seven stars out of ten but honestly I gave 8 to compensate those false one star ratings. When you read some of them you think either those people have never watched those kind of films before and don't know what to expect or they are flat out dishonest.
If you want a decent pseudo sci-fi action film with a young heroine than you may want to give this film a chance.
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Not bad but very predictable.
This will be a very brief review. First of all I must say that nearly all the aspects of this film is above average. The direction is not bad but bland in some places. The problem is mostly with the plot. It really is very predictable and the story doesn't have any real surprises or expectation gaps. As a viewer I was disturbed by the needless violence depicted in the last third of the film. Maybe it was needed to show how bad and how dangerous the villains are in the beginning of the story but most of the terribly violent acts were done by the good guys and they were not justified. I am not impressed and not thrilled.
Eyvah (1970)
A must see film for screenwriters and directors
This film does everything wrong but the dialogues are especially bad. They are full of repetitions. The characters state the obvious in almost every scene as if the dialogues were written for the blind viewers. :) The court scenes are awful and whenever the characters talk about law or any other subject that needs a bit of technical knowledge you will recognize lots and lots of factual errors and misnomers. I don't know how a distinguished and talented director such as Mr.Erksan shot that movie without some sort of script revising. Maybe they had very little time for the writing and shooting but that's no excuse for the terrible film they had created.