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Il était une fois... la chatte mouillée (1974)
Same Film as French Romance
This film is the same as one titled French Romance listed elsewhere in this database. It also stars Robert le Ray, an older gentleman who often appeared in these type of typical French sex farces from the mid seventies.
It is a simple tale concerning a local landowning lady who looses her prized cat (La Chatte) and offers herself as a reward to anyone who finds the errant pussy - a kind of cat for cat trade, if you get my meaning.
Robert le Ray, as her philandering husband, is mortified and consoles himself in the arms of most of the local womenfolk. The local menfolk start abducting every feline they can get their hands on to try to claim the prize. Even when their offerings turn out to be the wrong cat, the lady and her very able maid take pity on each man in turn and provide some horizontal compensation. Word gets around the village quickly and you can just see the lengthy queues forming outside the manor house. The film is available in soft and fairly explicit versions. You have been warned.
Heavenly Nurse (1982)
This is probably Private Nurse
This film is probably 'Private Nurse' 1978 with the cast list manipulated for the American market - same director in Gerard Kikoine.A typical piece of steamy French erotic drama. Only the Europeans seem to be able to extract so much eroticism from such a simple storyline and formula.