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Sono bisuku dôru wa koi o suru (2022)
Woman tortures man than falls in love? Right
I have recently seen a ton of this new type of anime. Bully female torments male knowing he can do nothing to stop it. Then suddenly Is in love?. The concept is so rediculous I just can't understand while people like it. I guess it is just hilarious watching innocent men be broken.
Women are always saying they want more reiistc females. Let's just say no attractive female who Iikes cosplay is going to talk to the broke nerd. She is going to torture him till he offs himself. Then go manipulate some other target to do her sewing. She will suffer no consequences for any of it. True love is always best started on a bedrock of making them look like a cowardly fool. True Love!
Idiocracy (2006)
Bad Idicracy reviews see Movie's prophecy, bearing fruit.
I just makes me shake my head at people. I wanted a laugh so I scrolled through the reviews to hear other people seeing connections with film. However once you get to the "Bad Reviews" you will see "Irony" in it's purest form.
One reviewer stated
"This is just a movie filled with obscene humor, and fart jokes, Materiel one would laugh at in junior high school. I expected more of Mike Judge"
Yes well people with a brain, tiny bit of self awareness and a sense of humor really would go a long way. Easiest way to tell somebody's level of intellect, is their sense of humor. Getting offended is a great tell for lack of in.
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988)
If you don't think this is a 10 out of 10... You are not watching it right!
This is some of the most fun I have had watching a movie in some time. The "Hero" is such the biggest Toolbag buffoon, but that is why I liked him. He clearly isn't taking to role to seriously, but it is so refreshing watching in 2021.
Also the main baddie, wears a miniskirt the entire movie! I think it is supposed to be like a wizard robe, but it is so short! There is no fear like watching him bend over and flash his ass at you!
Santa Inc. (2021)
The hardest 487 hours of my life....
Yes it took 48 hours to watch because I kept having to stop and do something else. It is that terrible. You have to pysche yourself up to watch it. The only way I would watch agian is if somebody spoofed it. Even that is a BIG "IF" cause I don't want the creators of this crap getting my money.
Jack Frost (1997)
If you have friends pick this one up!
This movie is HILARIOUS! all of the bad reviews are people who have no friends cause their sense of humor is garbage. Don't watch this movie to be scared. Watch this movie with a room full of friends as part of a drinking game. The most fun you will ever have!
South Park: Time to Get Cereal (2018)
Loved this Episode!
It was a great episode, and the people who complained about the Red Dead Redemption refrences obviously either don't play video games, or don't have a spouse/roommate that plays video games. You have to be a gamer, to share in the heartache and rage of somebody playing on your save file. There are 2 things that will cause a couple to instantly break up. 1) Cheat on you 2)Play/Erase your game save files!
Great Episode!
The Outsider (2019)
Pretty good low budget western
SInce 2000 the world only gets about 3 or 4 westerns a year. Rarely it is a high budget outing i.e 3:10 to Yuma and Magnificent Seven, but mostly it is a low budget, over acted silly affair.
The Outsider is also really low budget, however it has more in common with the bigger budget westerns. It has a pretty good story following a Chinese Immigrant who migrated to the US and is now working on the railroad. The usual evil whites kill his wife, so for most of the movie he is out for revenge. What you don't find out till later on is that the rail worker is not helpless. He has a background in taking life, so he was either a soldier or a mercenary (conjecture) in China. Honestly the main actor reminds me a lot of Jet Li and it was a lot of fun. Good to see anther race stand up for themselves without having to have the "only white people can save you" western plotline.
Occupation (2018)
100th Alíen civilization Earth has gone to war with.
Movies about Aliens attacking Earth: 100
Movies about Earth attacking Aliens: 0
It is a good movie but the plot has been done to death! Why can't we get a movie with the nations of Earth showing up at a technologically inferior planet and laying waste to it?
Forces spéciales (2011)
Great Movie!
Wow wow wow where to begin... I started this movie with the expectation that it was going to be just a campy B-Movie, with some cool action scenes and cheesy one liners (with a generic name like "Special Forces"). Little did I know I sat through 2 hours of the best choreographed, best acted, and most heart wrenching tale, I have seen in a long time. It is pretty much the French version of Sole Survivor. Djimon Hounsou strikes again as one of the best actors I have ever seen, I consider my self a "tough guy", but his emotional moments had me fighting back the tears. Another favorite character of mine was Raphaël Personnazs' character of the Rookie Elias. He was that guy we all want to be when we think of a hero. He always acts without regard to himself to save lives, and is torn apart seeing Innocent people killed, but the movie does a good job of showing that war is a terrible thing. Lastly as being someone whom served in Afghanistan, I can say the military choreography was spot on. The actors did an excellent job of of reenacting combat. This is a must see and I already ordered the Blue Ray off Amazon, because this is a must watch, and I want it in my movie library. 5 out of 5