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The Da Vinci Code (2006)
The worst thing aboot it is the fact that I payed money for it.
I don't care if Jesus had babies with Mary M. or any other hoe wondering aboot the land all those years ago, does it really matter,the Bible is as much a pack of lies as is Dan Brown's shitty book. Personally i'd much rather shove a broken champagne glass up my ass then watch this trash again, I payed good money to see Tom Hanks look older and uglier than ever before, and poor Amelie had to speak English, the language of pig dogs, instead of her native French, if she really was Jesus's baby I think she would have been able to walk on the pond at the end, thus proving the whole movie was a lie. Thanks for your time.
Love LTM.
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
The greatest 1980's feature film ever made (aside from Grease 2 and Teen Wolf Too)
This movie is beautiful, almost cried at it wonderful story and characters and dialog and setting and music and camera techniques and skillful lighting and of course Demi Moore. This may seem like a trash younger version of The Big Chill, but it's more trashy than that and it's all the better for it. I love the fact that the word yes is spoken in the movie and that upon reflection it contrasts the word no which is also spoken in this film. If you watch this movie you will be amazed by it's truthfulness and Demi Moore. She is certainly a fine lady and Bruce should not have given her up and allowed that little runt Ashton to ruin her career. Also Rob Lowe may excite heterosexual females and homosexual males with his animal magnetism and mullet. A film featuring both Demi and Rob is About Last Night is not as good in many respects but contains more sexual intercourse than St. Elmo's Fire. A side note - Demi is french for half. All other actors and actresses in this film are overshadowed by Demi and her powerful voice and big hair. If you liked movies such as Shrek and Latter Days than you have a wide and wonderful taste in films.
St. Elmo's Fire is a movie worth having children for so you can show it to them. They should watch it on their third birthday, as this is the film's target audience. If you don't have a child find one on the street, there are many.
St. Elmo's Fire the greatest film to feature Demi and Rob with no sexual intercourse.
Coming Soon (1999)
Possibly the most under rated mini-series ever made
This is the funniest thing i have seen on T.V. for quite some time. It has only been shown twice in Australia and i have taped and watched it over and over. It features a great cast saying some of the best scripted comedy to ever come out of the U.K. and that's saying something. Billy Boyd though only in a minor role shines more than he does even in the Lord of the Rings. This will be very hard to find as it is so sadly unheard of almost everyone. But hunt it down as it is fresh, fun, funny, and surprisingly touching and meaningful at moments. See this. NOW