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Call of the Dead (2011)
It just gets better and better.
the zombie map was released a few hours ago. I started playing it and was immediately hooked. From the very moment it starts, it puts you on edge. Not knowing what's going to happen. Even after playing it for a while, you get a sense of feeling lost and feeling scared about what's going to happen. It is a great zombie game and unlike the other zombie maps you may have played, this one doesn't really allow you to stand around for very long.
This zombie map will keep you on your toes. It has the feel of a real horror movie, whilst still keeping the call of duty zombie feel and game play. No wonder they used George A. Romero in this instalment.
This is definitely a must get. 10/10.
The Slaughterhouse Massacre (2005)
What an absolute waste of a pound. (sarcasm intended)
I'll start with the obvious. DO NOT BUY THIS, DO NOT RENT THIS and absolutely, what ever you do, do not WATCH THIS.
What made me buy it then? The false advertisement. They tried so hard to make it look good by adding slogans like "Scarier than Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
Now i've seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre and let me tell you, this, was a disgrace to even have such a title on their cover.
Why?
The first 20 minutes made me question whether it was a porn movie in disguise. Very bad acting and very bad editing of the movie. The guy cheats on his girlfriend and all she can say is "what's going on? i want to go home"
To give it it's due, it does deserve a 1-star because the 'stoner' character did actually make me watch it longer than i would of. Although he doesn't really have any REAL script. It is very poorly scripted and very predictable. It was painful to watch.
To prove how sh*t this movie was, it was on sale in 'poundland' for those from the UK that know of it.
To show how bad it is, the killer 'sickle' kills one of the group and the way it was done made me laugh with disappointment. He manages to somehow slice the guy in half fully in less than half a second. which you never see the body afterwards or ever again throughout the movie. A lot of screams to ATTEMPT to make people jump, but failed. Sickle's voice is stupid and it was a waste of time making this movie. It could of been so much better, given the actors where changed to ones that don't look like they do porn for a living.
On the plus side, if you enjoy watch gorgeous girls looking scared and getting naked, then watch purely for that.
1/10. (was going to put this on as a 1 year anniversary present as i put Texas chainsaw on our first date) Good job i didn't.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
8 out of 10, Very well done.
Paranormal Activity 2 has definitely raised the bar since the first one. It definitely makes you feel on edge and if you don't jump out your seat at least once, your not human.
Sitting in the movie theatre watching everyone scream with excitement and start laughing was amazing. Some parts are predictable and you begin to lose interest with some slow moments but, they bring you right back into it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The reason for this is because of how it was filmed, it tries to give you that realistic feel. For example, if you sit there and ask a ghost to do something, 9 times out of 10 nothing is going to happen so it's realistic in that aspect.
I'm giving this movie an 8 out of 10 because of the great script and how much effort they went into making it possible. The ending for me was a bit disappointing but I'll let you be the judge :)