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Lizzie (1957)
Pales in comparison to The Three Faces of Eve
The story is so trite and Parker overacts to the hilt. She shows only two emotions - sad and maniacal.
Gloria Blondell appears in the same robe in almost every scene! All we know about her is that she's Elizabeth's aunt and that she drinks a lot of bourbon. There's a neighbor man who seems interested in Blondell, but we don't know who he is or why he's interested. We never know if Blondell is interested in him.
The dialogue is poorly written. To show the passage of time, Blondell brings into different conversations how long it's been since Elizabeth has been seeing a psychiatrist.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
This is not a comedy!
What a disappointment to see this and expect a comedy. This movie should be categorized under Dramas. There are only 2 or 3 funny moments in the entire movie. Paul Blart is a loser who failed at becoming a policeman so has a job as a mall security worker and runs around on the mall on a segway. If him on a segway is supposed to be funny, I missed the humor there. On Black Friday, the mall is overtaken by a group of thieves who want to steal the credit card information from all the stores. The police and the SWAT team are called in so the thieves take some of the mall workers as hostages. With the help of Paul Blart the thieves are caught and the hostages are released and Paul gets the girl in the end. Kevin James tries so hard to make this poor script funny, but the movie is a bore.