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Johnny & Clyde (2023)
Don't. Just don't...
... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.
The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.
I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.
Crimes of the Future (2022)
Unbearable to watch
Another one of those rare movies I give up before middle.
I don't even know how I could watch it past the first 15 minutes. I went on to something else. Sheer waste of time.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
RIP Stan Lee
I sincerely doubt Stan Lee would be pleased with the way his character was totally remade for this crappy movie. It's truly bad unless you're a millennial and grew up playing video games.
Death of Me (2020)
Avoid this please
Even if you like Maggie, avoid this one.
You don't have to thank me later.
Seriously.
Antebellum (2020)
No. Just. No
Watch it just in case you have no other choice or a masochist. My wife gave up at around 15 minutes. I gave up shortly after middle. Boring, stupid and makes absolutely no sense.
Gave it a 1 because there is no zero option.
Survive the Night (2020)
Avoid it, really
Movie is bad- And I mean really bad.
Actors act like complete strangers among themselves. There's no empathy or anything. Surreal story, poor dialog... bad, just bad.
Avoid it and watch something else. You'll thank me later.
Lucy in the Sky (2019)
Don't waste your time
I rarely give up a movie but at 24 minutes I had to pass this one.
Use your time to clean the desk or cut your toenails. It's a lot better than this piece of c*.
Between Worlds (2018)
No... no... no...
Low budget - or so it seems - movie.
Bad script, bad acting. Nicholas Cage hits new bottom.
A complete waste of time. Avoid at all costs.
El Contrato (2009)
I want my wasted life minutes back.
Worst movie I saw in months.
Theatrical settings, extremely painful bad acting, ripping-of of American movie clichés, terrible soundtrack and a script that seemed to be written by a 15 year old.
The movie itself is a waste of time. Sound effects seem edited from other movies. I have no idea what the budget was for this flick, but whatever it was I assure you: it looks a very very low budget. Acting seems like amateur local groups. Even the camera work is bad.
A tip for Portuguese directors: Showing breasts IS NOT the way to sell a movie!