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Cobb (1994)
4/10
One Brilliant Scene, the Rest Disposable
11 December 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Ty Cobb is, by far, the most interesting and belligerently insane athlete to ever live. His baseball career was unparalleled in absurd statistics, brilliant strategy, and pure unadulterated violence. Every game he played in was a spectacle in human ability and cruelty. So of course, the film about him deals with none of that, instead focusing on the writing of his biography by author Al Stump. Now this isn't such a horrible idea in theory, as Cobb himself slid even further into paranoid dementia as years progressed and the stories of his crazed outbursts even as a senior are shocking even by today's desensitized standards. But instead of focusing on these events, which I figure were simply too interesting, the film is a pseudo fictionalized road film with a clichéd plot that will cause any knowledgeable Cobb fan to cry vinegar tears.

Tommy Lee Jones does quite well as a crotchety Cobb, but somehow manages to overplay his cartoon supervillainy. Most stories about Cobb are barely believable, but to make him even crazier seems both impossible and unnecessary. Robert Wuhl, portraying the writer Al Stump, is a dark vortex of non-talent. He sucks the life out of every scene, trying to make this film his own Nagasaki. There is a reason we never see him as a leading man anymore (Arli$$ does not count. It's barely a show). Even the played out, inevitable "role reversal" of Cobb and Stump by the end is made even worse by his pure inability to utter lines that don't sound akin to a bottom shelf book on tape narration voice.

For all the awful writing and bland film-making on display, there is one sequence which stands out as so far superior to the rest of this failure that accepting it's from the same film is near impossible. A hyper stylized flashback sequence displaying Cobb's overpowering psychology and brutal athleticism while actually playing the game of baseball is pure brilliance. The camera moves in bizarre fashion and the whole event seems like a dream due to the unique playing style of the monster Cobb. Every slide, hit, and tackle are rendered even more forceful due to enhanced sound, and Tommy Lee Jones OWNS the intensity of the master player. It makes the viewer drool over the possibilities of a true biopic of Cobb in his prime with the same actor. It's worth watching the film for this incredible few minutes alone, just to see what could have been.

I may be slightly unfair to this film due to my own knowledge of Ty Cobb and wanting it to be something it isn't, but to make such boring, neutered movie about this maniac is nonsensical. I'm glad Ron Shelton's career has slid ever since.
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Satantango (1994)
10/10
A Stunning Experience
30 November 2008
Brilliant, masterful, ad infinitum scarcely begin to describe the unbelievable experience that is Bela Tarr's gargantuan Satantango. It's obvious from the outset that this will be unlike anything seen previous, and this is due to an entrancing 8 minute dolly shot of cows strolling through a dilapidated village corral. There is no excuse for something like this to work this well and in fact would blatantly invite criticisms of "pretentious!" and "self indulgent garbage!" But alas, every single shot (with an average length of 6-8 minutes) in all 7+ hours serves its purpose of enveloping the viewer into the murky bog of Irimias's treachery. The fascistic control exerted over every glide and push of the camera, besides never ceasing to impress, gives extended takes of craggy male faces to be little else than riveting. This is a tale that could easily be told in two hours with conventional methods, but would never once exude the power that it can with an epic length.

There is a tension that I've never experiences previous to my marathon viewing of this picture. Granted, many filmmakers use slinking dolly shots, slow push-ins etc. to create to intensify moments, but it has never succeeded so fully before or since Satantango. The movement never exceeds a certain speed, and even though you begin to beg for it to dart over to where the action is, it would never nearly be as effective if done so. The trudges across peeling walls become an adventure in and of themselves while you hear the conflict off to the side, making the eventual completion of the journey like a visual exhalation, where you think you can relax but then realize the uncomfortable conflict must now be witnessed in staggering detail.

There is a pervading sense of dread percolating under every frame, and outside of the unparalleled cinematography this can be attributed to the trance-like performances of all the actors, who slow down speech to point of making Kubrick's characters seem like they are starring in Brick. Their zombified line readings, often behind mustachioed frowns, created an unrelenting atmosphere of both despair and wonder. It's a fantasy world that seems absolutely acceptable and true to life. This kind of dichotomous thinking is inevitable with such an obtuse yet simple film. There is no cinematic experience comparable.
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4/10
What should be moving is steeped in cheese.
27 November 2008
What was taken away after a viewing of The Killing Fields is not any sort of empathy with those poor Cambodians or the plight of Dith Pran, but a genuine hatred of Roland Joffe for believing his audience is made up of moronic dolts so ignorant and unsophisticated that they need to be told that the insanity and murder on display is a very bad thing. Really, thank god for the 30 inserts of crying children while overpowering sadness-score swells exponentially. Feel bad! You must FEEL BAD FOR THEM! Joffe's narcissism viciously attacks us at every turn with how goddamn important he knows this film is. It's brutal and insulting.

This is a shame, as there are some skillfully choreographed sequences where our protagonists are shuffled from place to place in total confusion as to the situation. These contain little to no dialogue and articulate a great deal through imagery. Of course there is the outrageously bizarre musical accompaniment that deflates any interest in the scenes. It's as if Joffe hired Trent Reznor and Danny Elfman and told them to meet somewhere in the middle. The much hyped performance of Haing S. Ngor is not Earth shattering but definitely impressive, especially as a non actor who totally out-acts the rest of the cast. The tragedy is that as a man who actually survived all the misery we see in this film, he deserved to be in a far better portrayal of the insanity the Khmer Rouge put Cambodia through. All we learn about the calamitous conflict is that "it sucked." Granted, the focus of this film is on the characters of the reporters, but the audience should know a bit about what they are seeing. The Khmer Rouge appears like a magical force that simply showed up and took over. This might be asking for too much of a different film, but it seems necessary for something that clearly wants to be the total embodiment of the Cambodian conflict. A film that bastardizes John Lennon's "Imagine" in such a horrific, tug-at-the-heart-strings fashion deserves no such moniker. It's an ending so overdone and steeped in cheese that all in the audience will cry, but not for the intended reason.
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The War Game (1966)
10/10
Necessary Viewing
14 November 2008
Peter Watkins' The War Game is the most frightening film I have ever seen. Never has there been a documentary so powerfully unnerving that is based solely around a "what if?" scenario, this one being the pure destruction and chaos that would ensue if The Soviet Union felt compelled to drop nukes around England. The film itself is little more than interviews with the panic stricken public of England as they are forced to evacuate their homes, deal with the loss of order, the government's complete lack of real preparation for such an event, growing military rule on the streets, and all of the other jolly gifts that result from a nuclear attack.

The grainy black and white hand-held 16mm bedlam we witness is made all the more real by the excessive use of non-actors who add legitimacy to every frame. Everything we see seems more real than a "real" documentary. The flashes of the bombs blinding ignorant onlookers, families dodging shattering wood and ceiling debris caused by a bombs shockwave. These moments seem as if they just happened to be caught by nearby cameras, but one must keep reminding himself that this is all fiction, just the most realistic fiction ever seen.

The message of "nuclear war would destroy the planet" or other variations on that mantra have been force fed to audiences for years and years, almost to the point where it becomes an obvious and, maybe not laughable, but almost juvenile message at this point because we can keep saying to ourselves, "yes, I know! I get it already!" But seeing the war game changes that entire jaded worldview, because you realize just how goddamned horrific and scary a scenario like that would be. A critic once called The War Game "The most important film ever made." I may have to agree.
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6/10
An Alright Super-Homage to Every Western Ever
11 November 2008
One can glean from simply reading the title that Sukiyaki Western Django will be 1: very Japanese and 2: an homage to every western ever. The Django series is obscure enough nowadays to make the reference appear more clever than it is. One of only four films Takashi Miike made last year (must have been a slow one), Django is yet another pseudo-adaptation of the classic Red Harvest story of a town with two warring factions and a lone gunmen betwixt it all. But the story is inconsequential in the end, as Miike's goal is to throw as much insanity as he can in a twisted anachronistic American west inhabited only by the Japanese (and a single Quentin Tarantino) all berobed in a mélange of traditional kimonos and exaggerated western wear. The inclusion of Tarantino's hamminess (both in acting and physique here) is interesting as the whole film has the feel of a half-Tarantino movie. With the over the top, often hilarious gore spectacles, one could see the genre explosiveness Tarantino has applied in the past influencing Miike at every turn.

While always interesting and more or less entertaining, this excessive stylization and absurdity does not make a cohesive film. Running at around 30 minutes too long, we meander around, often unclear as to what is occurring in front of us. I'm not sure if this is due to the story itself or the fact that every line is spoken in English by Japanese actors who clearly have no idea what they are spouting. Most of it must have been memorized phonetically and the end result is nearly all characters sounding like The Man From Another Place in Twin Peaks. Enjoyably weird, but the inability for proper pronunciation helps muddy the story. Also, the initial promise of all out psychedelia and fantasy is not delivered. The opening scene features bright luscious colors on a clearly false backdrop containing a sun held up by a string (the entire scene is quite reminiscent of Tears of the Black Tiger). Blood even splatters upon the sun at one point in a gorgeously surreal effect. Had the entire film been stylized in the same way, perhaps it would have collapsed under its own insanity but it would have been more watchable than the product we are left with now. In the end we have an interesting experiment with a few great sequences, but it never amounts to much.
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Blacula (1972)
6/10
"Make it a Bloody Mary"
2 November 2008
"Blacula" can be seen either as the next step in the evolution of the blaxploitation genre or perhaps the first instance of soul cinema jumping the shark. Just one year earlier the world was greeted with the "official" start of the genre in the historic Melvin Van Peebles helmed, consonant stealing Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. The same year gave the gift of Shaft and suddenly a large black man was whippin' whitey at every turn, with lower and lower budgets. These films were all relatively similar, but had they yet involved vampires!? Now then…

"Blacula" began the trend of simply inserting black characters into formerly white stories. This can seem like a cheap cash-in effort to yank excess funds out of black audiences looking for something to identify with in the 70's, and perhaps this is true, but when imbued with enough zeal on the part of the cast and crew, the product can become a truly entertaining pulp riff. In essence there is no excuse for a film with an incredible title such as "Blacula" to be anything other than vapid parody, but there is something endearing about this one, and it is mainly due to the exceptional and restrained performance of William Marshall as the title character. He could easily have devolved into a chaotic jive talking Lugosi doppelganger, but instead imparts wisdom and reverence this lonesome beast. There is always an air of dignity surrounding him that keeps the audience interested. Director William Crain knows when the material becomes absurd enough to spring an insane slow-mo-scream-sprint or some hardcore funk sounds during a chase, but is level headed enough to keep the tone generally serious. This is all the more admirable when one sees the total lack of a budget for this film. It is guerilla film-making in every sense, where a casket in front of a curtain becomes a respectable funeral home and Blacula's climactic chase is through some random chemical plant. Somehow even Elisha Cooke shows up (a long way from Kubrick and Huston, eh?) as an incompetent mortuary doctor, only to be mocked by the brother man. This is a film that manages to have fun with an insane premise without ever going falling off the cliff into a pool of overly self aware silliness.

(Note: This is a film that can only be fully enjoyed when witnessed in beat to hell 35mm glory. If you are lucky enough to find a screening of such, as this humble reviewer was, move mountains if you must to see it.)
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10/10
Prescient and Horrifying
21 October 2008
Peter Watkins' rarely seen Punishment Park is a brutality-laced, uncompromised political weapon set across a never ending desertscape. An unapologetically left leaning anti authoritarian abuse fest, the escapades at first appear to be so over the top militaristic and sickening that it could come off as some distant fantastical dystopian alternate history, one Harry Turtledove would even enjoy. But once we delve deeper in and really pay attention to the abhorrent diatribe spouting out of those presiding over the tent topped tribunal, as well as the shotgun toting guards overseeing the bloody affair, our eyes are truly opened. Suddenly we realize just how prescient Watkins' film-making is, as much of this is the kind of neo-con talking points about youth culture and the legality of divergent thought tossed around by politicians today. Granted, much of it was drivel pouring out then as well, but it really shows us how little has changed, and informs of how, in some ways, we are closer to such a world where Punishment Parks would be a real and frightening operation.

The main players in nearly every scene are seasoned non actors, mostly chosen for their rash political views and desire to get them on camera. This lends an unprecedented heap of authenticity to the entire experience as we never, even for a second, question the reality of all the chaos. Shot documentary style with 16mm film, this appears like a gritty documentation of some despicable government test project that was classified until found years later. At least it appears to have that history to it now, maybe not as much when it was (barely) released. But this gives an added weight to all the proceedings and helps draw you into this incredible not-so-alternate universe of torture for convicted dissidents.
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Mr. Freedom (1968)
8/10
A True American
17 October 2008
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The garage-built cacophony Mr. Freedom truly appears to be the thematic grandfather to Trey Parker's marionette spectacular Team America. During the political tumult of 1960's America, William Klein managed to create a knock down, drag out satire so brutal that nothing came close to touching it until 2004. This is a film that refuses to just poke fun at American chauvinism. Rather, it savagely tears apart the elitism held by many of the country's under educated inhabitants as well as foreign policy that equates to "agree with us or suffer". Mr. Freedom himself (portrayed brilliantly by rare actor John Abbey) is a Stetson crowned ass kicker for America, a representation of the citizens who ride their high horse all day long, looking down upon all others and who's number one fear is the threat of communism. Incredibly this film from 1969 is more relevant than most for today's disciples of 24 hour news networks and conservative radio. Simply replace communism with terrorism and this film could have been made last week.

Only this film would never be made today. The entirety of the costumes seem like they were put together in an arts and crafts class in elementary school, which only adds to the absurdity of every situation. One of Mr. Freedom's key enemies is a massive inflatable commie chinaman. The ludicrous design of everything and homemade costumes and effects lend credit to the film's aim of showing us just how goddamned ridiculous our government's actions are. At one point Mr. Freedom even comes down with a surly case of stigmata, and the link between American extremism and Christian sensibilities is thrown into the limelight. Klein saw everything wrong with this country and attacked it with his kaleidoscopic dream imagery and a powerful wit so astute that his comments still matter and should be studied by the entirety of Washington DC 39 years after the fact.
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10/10
Brilliant Vignettes of Savagery
10 October 2008
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Miklos Jansco's masterful non-narrative war film "The Red and the White" is perhaps the epitome of strictly objective war film-making. No side is taken, no side is followed, nothing is explicitly stated. While, granted, it appears fairly obvious Jansco opposes war itself as witnessed in vignette after brutally honest and distancing vignette, the viewer is never following one side in this conflict. In fact one often loses sight of which side is which, causing all combatants to meld together into a singular chaotic entity that simply fights because it must. It may be a reflection on drawn out conflict in general where the reasons for such exaggerated violence vanish and the world spins into a deranged circus of blood and flak.

The long take as engineered by Jansco helps perpetrate the voyeuristic sense in the viewer. Dolly track lines the countryside as we are forced to watch unending bouts of suffering and anguish when we want nothing more than to look away. This is a film that firmly clutches us by the chin and shouts "No! You are going to watch this!" There are no cutaways to safety here. Neither are there any close-ups, as Jansco keeps us as distant as he can so we have no individuals to sympathize with, just humanity itself. Not until the final shot does the camera move into a specific soldier's face as if to remind us after 90 minutes of savagery that yes, these people are human after all, and they must endure the repercussions for their actions.
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Hardcore (1979)
7/10
Turn it off! Turn it oofffffffff!!
3 October 2008
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If I learned anything from my viewing of Paul Schrader's 1979 tale of repressed anger "Hardcore", it's that George C. Scott was, and always will be, the seminal master of stressfully and disappointingly holding his forehead in his hand. This demanding and dictatorial Calvinist patriarch traverses through sin and decadence to find his missing daughter, who is discovered months later in a short porno reel. His sojourn takes him down into the pits of debauchery and sex that a firmly religious soul would, at least not admittedly, want to experience firsthand. There are multiple moments that this man is faced with situations too horrible for his own comprehension; hence the thespianic splendor of George C. Scotts stressed disappointment hands coming into play. This may seem like a joke, but he truly does appear to be so horrified and genuinely furious that he has to deal with the goons and knaves thrown his way. Scott continuously rises above the absurdly comedic and sometimes simply absurd situations that Schrader's script places him. Scott epitomizes the repressed rage of a defeated father and manages to frighten and intimidate while still gaining the sympathy of the audience on his quest.

Sometimes it can appear that Schrader simply wants to push the envelope on what was taboo for the time but the themes of repression through religion are just as relevant in today's increasingly evangelical society. Not just rage in Scott's case, but sexual repression on his part as well as his daughter. While not explicitly stated one can easily infer that the daughter's main reason for disappearing is, aside from a standard domineering religious zealot father, is her budding sexual appetite that simply could not be released under a strict Calvinist rooftop. In some ways it's a subversive coming of age tale, even though the daughter is only seen in photos and on film outside of a few short scenes. Perhaps it's one of the only off-screen coming of age tales made.
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Solaris (2002)
8/10
Rarely seen cerebral sci fi
29 September 2008
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Steven Soderbergh's Solaris is the type of stripped down cerebral sci-fi that rarely materializes in this age of romper stomper robots and flagship laser cannons decimating a tiger-faced alien menace. While a remake of Tarkovsky's so called "anti 2001" (remake in the sense that they share the same source material), Soderbergh's squeaky clean medical lab future owes a lot to the visuals and pacing of the nowadays rarely viewed Silent Running. The camera creeps molasses-like through ice blue corridors exhibiting the emptiness and perhaps soulless potential of futuristic design and technology. In fact, emptiness and isolation play a large role right off the bat as the film begins with our eventual space traveler Chris Kelvin (George Clooney) wafting through the muted colors of Earth. Mostly shown from behind and in company with blurred individuals, Kelvin is isolated even around the drab public. With the way technology has been making human contact more and more impersonal over time, this seems a frighteningly accurate portrayal of how we will all feel in due time.

The heart of the story though is based in the space station hovering around the gaseous tendrils of the planet Solaris. Kelvin travels to see if he can help out a friend in a crisis, but this of course leads him on a most mysterious journey. The barren station becomes even more prison-esquire than the grimy locales we saw on Earth, with only two human inhabitants on board, as well as some characters that may or may not be so human. Soderbergh respects his audience and asks them to leave passive viewing at home so they too can try to figure out what is being presented to Kelvin. What defines us as human? If there is such phenomena occurring like on the ship, how does that figure into religious views? Kelvin is forced to question all of his previous beliefs and the film, which is just vague enough in the ideas it presents, forces us to do the same. This is a finely crafted, deliberately paced, and truly exotic experience, the likes of which is rarely seen (or funded) today.
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Ugetsu (1953)
9/10
Brilliant Spectral Story
19 September 2008
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Phantasmagorical tales throughout cinematic history have overwhelmingly failed to pull legitimate emotional reactions out of the viewer. Cheese-ventures such as Ghost pile on the schmaltz, suffocating the viewer with its heavy-handedness. One could even toss Frequency in this category of emotional cheap-shot film-making, with music swells to induce tears over the drivel on screen. Then we simply pull out our way-back machines and take a gander at Kenji Mizogutchi's masterpiece Ugetsu Monogatari and see that it doesn't have to be this way! Here there is no long lost love chiming in from beyond the grave with ephemeral kisses. In fact the ectoplasmic aspect is not the focus at all. This is a human tale about responsibility and staying faithful to family in a time of crisis; a rumination on the selfish possibilities stirred up by wealth, greed, and stature. The phantoms are only there to aid the story in presenting its points of view as opposed to being the story itself.

Mizogutchi has stated in the past that a film should "unfurl like a scroll" and his ever flowing camera makes sure to keep that thesis alive. Almost every shot is a long take with slow, fluid movement as if the viewer is a voyeur, watching the action as we pass along. Brilliant mise en scene only adds to the flavor. There is a key scene where the main character Genjuro returns home from his spectral odyssey. He strolls into his home to find no one there and makes a full circle around the house. When he enters the second time he sees his wife in front of a lit fire. This is a single, gorgeous take with the smoothest of roaming camera and tells an entire story on its own. Pure visual splendor.

In many ways Ugetsu could be seen as the anti-Ozu film in both form and story. Fluid, constantly roaming camera and a story not based entirely in the "real" world (though, to be fair, this is a debatable issue) vs. static camera for stories of social realism. Was Mizoguchi rebelling against the master of old? Whatever the reasons for his stylistic choices, he managed to create a film unlike anything Japan had seen before.
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2/10
How do you ruin a premise like this?
8 September 2008
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I simply cannot fathom how a film with a premise like this can fail on every level to strike one iota of interest in the viewer. What should be a dark, seedy, erotic, subversive journey through Nazi sadism and sexual obsession becomes a bland, stoic, embarrassing disaster. There is simply an unending buffet of explorable ideas with the lingering pain of concentration camp imprisonment/sexual abuse and transgression, yet somehow this film seems content with not really exploring anything. Despite this, the subject matter is never taken far enough to even be called exploitation. It's just….nothing. It feels as if Liliana Cavani saw this material as a challenge. Feeling that it was far too interesting, she would see just how much she could whittle it down until no one would care one way or the other. There is an overwhelming feeling that perhaps the material actually was too risqué or subversive for her, and as not to offend by going to any extreme, it was kept generic out of safety. One cannot say for certain.

Generic cinematography captures the lifelessness of the director's vision with dull grays pervading every shot. Watch Pasolini's Salo if you want to see how to portray decadence visually. Charlotte Rampling and Dirk Bogarde are about as interesting as cacti, lazily looking forlorn in every shot, other than when they roll around giggling and lightly humping for three minutes at a time. Rampling, in particular, gave me no reason to care at all what happened to her. She walks the world, machine-like, occasionally giving a quick shocked glare, as if the director finally admitted that she needed to do SOMETHING. Concurrently, every one else in the cast defies all reason by staunch adherence to expressing less emotion than Caligari's Somnambulist. Claiming "they are Nazi's" or "she is scarred from her past!" do not excuse lazy direction and wooden performances. These people make Bresson's actors appear radiant and full of life. There is a key scene where Charlotte Rampling dances and serenades multiple SS officers while topless, adorned with a Nazi commander's cap. This scene is not disturbing. It is not titillating or erotic. Yet it appears that the director's goal was to induce both feelings of attraction and repulsion in the viewer, perhaps to have us realize her brilliance in making us question how we could be attracted to something so despicable (though, judging from the rest of the film, Cavani may not be talented enough to create such a scene or think such a thought). What should be both haunting and beautiful turns hokey and irritating as it drags on. Overall it seems as if Cavani is desperately trying to be Catherine Breillat before there really was a Catherine Breillat. She failed.
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