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Spaceballs (1987)
where's the sequal
this movie is is in bad need for a part 2 or a prequel.it will bring more laughes than the first.so i wish that brooks will get off of his kiester and make another one before he has a health problem that he can't make anymore films.it was a big lost when john candy past on a very big lost.
Dragonheart: A New Beginning (1999)
better than the first
i thought that it was better than the first,but that is my opinion.i know that many others think this film was bogus.but the first one had more action in it and thats why.but the girl in this one was outrageous.so you don't half to agree on this one.
Oil's Well That Ends Well (1958)
my favorite joe episode
i agree to the person that said joe was haunted.the funniest thing in that one was the bunkbed scene and i was expecting them to have a bunk accident like curly always did like in sweet pie and pie,g.i wanna go home and i can hardly wait.but it didn't and i was dissapointed.but it still has it's laughs.
Timeline (2003)
wast of time
i was disapointed in this film really.this is one of my golden turkey movies,like harts war,blue crush,scorpian king,the advengers(big time).but this movie didn't excite me or entertained me.but science did show something but not in the rest of the film(or what ever i just said)so if you wanna watch it as bad i did the good luck.
Hart's War (2002)
i want my 125 minutes of my life back
this was one of the most boring movie i seen in a while.i like world war 2 movies involving german nazies but this one was dryier than cotton.i rather watch enemy at the gate 3 times over than this one.and bruce needs to get back in his die hard shootem up kinda stuff.don't rent it just watch a few minutes and you'll get my drift.unlucky for me i saw it at the movies.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
prepare for the event showdown
the movie theat everyone waited since 1994 to see,well here it is.this movie is a great blend of friday 13th and nightmare on elm street but it wasn't the worth wait the 9 years.but it was awsome i say and a lot of what you would expect from it.
S.W.A.T. (2003)
**1/2 out of ****
i kinda thought this movie was ok.clean action violence for a pg-13 movie,but i was expecting more. samuel l jackson was great in it and i think he will become one of my favorit actors.it was an ordinary drama and too much L.Aish like stuff.
Collateral Damage (2002)
depressing
this isn't the best arnold movie.it was too government like.the action was too fake to me but only if you can remember any action in it.to me it was a shame to see arnie like this,he should get his act together like a total recall,commando,like kind of man again.
Hulk (2003)
LAME
this was one of the sorriest super hero movies i have ever seen.he wasn't trying to stop the bad guys he was getting away from them.so don't expect nothing but pure bordem.it was a wast of time so who was the main bad guy well just find out for yourself.it was just crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,and crap
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
the best one of all of the series
this one is a lot more exciting than the others i say.it has a lot of danger,{not counting the the part where harris and procter on the sky rise that sort of stuff happends all the time with them clowns)they take a lot of risk in it.when i first seen it i thought the fuuniest thing was when fackler set of the fire works.and the part where johnes and flash where fighting that was the best fight in them movies ever since part 2 where he saves the green grocer from the 2 thugs.and this one is a lot cleaner than the others.but i wish zed and swuitchuck made it in this one.
The 'Burbs (1989)
the best tom hanks movie i have ever seen
when i first seen this movie i thought it was kinda disturbing for me at the age of ten,because it had a lot of fire related stuff.but i watched a week later after that and found a lot of funny stuff in it.bruce dern,hanks and feldman is the most laughable charecters in the movie.
In the Line of Fire (1993)
it gets better every time i see it
this is a great thriller but its not the best eastwood film i seen.but malkovich is a real scary villan in this one,that he kills every one he makes conntact with.it loaded with endless suspense and thrills. i think this one is the best of 93.it was a little dramantic at some points but this film is a 2nd class thriller.
The Goonies (1985)
one of my favorites
when i first seen the goonies i was recording it off of tv.and since i got the copy i would watch it every day after school.and twice on the weekend.this would be a great kids movie,even better if they didn't cuse on every scene and some stuff grown ups may think its too disturbing for kids but who cares. the part where they try to bust the pipes under ground then it shows the bath and toilet scene,whell it can stay.its a adventerous and funny film.
EDtv (1999)
It Stunk
this movie stinks.it didn'i go no where or nothing it was not funny or entertaining.it was just dryed.my best friend wanted to rent it when it first came out on video so i pay 1.50 and he pay 1.50 so we took it to his house and watched it.i layed in the floor during the entire movie i didn't laugh or talk until the part when dennies hopper showed up on the sceen.yaawwwwn
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
its okay,but they didn't try
this movie isn't quiet like the game they didn't try hard enough or put much effort in it. mario was great koopa was ok but he should,ve stayed as the monster form.daisy was great.but luigie wasn't like the charecter or toad and yoshi wasn't.they need like real villians like mushroom monsters and those hammer throwing things,shyguys and bullet spitting snakes.if they'll ever make mario 2 then it will be better.