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28 Days Later... (2002)
Boyle stole $7.50
This movie is yet another case where it takes a beat-down plot, and starts out a movie with something seemingly interesting. Zombie movies aren't original, but nothing really is, technically. The first 10 minutes of the movie rocked, with the mysterious "rioting" scenes and the whole monkey-setting-free scenes. It made me think that this movie would actually be good. I nearly shat my pants though, after the whole cool monkey-infection part, the very first thing you see is Jim's [the main character] penis. It's a good 5 minutes of penis too. It was really really awful. Then he had to rub it in by showing everyone his naked butt for another 5 minutes. He starts wandering around town, and the movie stops being good after the first song stops playing. After the dramatic bridge [the drum part] with Jim looking at the wall with ads of dead people, the movie turns into a living crap machine. The movie switches genres a good three times throughout the movie, starting out as a kind of cool zombie movie, switching into a hippie hitchhiker movie, into a gay-bashing fest [where everyone makes fun of the fairy that cooks in the military camp]. The middle hour and 45 minutes of the movie is a blur, with highly predictable plot "twists" and "edge of seat" suspense sequences. To top everything off, though, the movie ends in a vague fashion, completely confusing anyone who was unfortunate enough to spend two hours in this bore-fest. Keep in mind, this is just my opinion, and I'm no expert by any means, but this is truly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, managing to beat out "Darkness Falls" and the god-awful "Legally Blonde". Remember - Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.
Saru gecchu (1999)
800 stars out of 5
From the minute I popped this game into my ol' grey PlayStation, i fell in love. It's disturbingly bright and cheery colors, mixed with it's chipper and lovable cast of characters entices me and others who appreciate some originality and depth in a video game.
The graphics are great for it's time, with few signs of cutting corners on behalf of the programmers. The characters are uniquely designed, but the voice acting is deplorable and leaves much to be desired. The controls are amazing, and I'm surprised not as many people liked them. Sony had a great idea in implementing the Dual Shock-only feature that this game supports. The monkeys themselves are lovable, and downright impossible to resist.
All-in-all, this is my favorite game of all time. Sony has a beautiful masterpiece with this game, and I can't wait until Ape Escape 2! I give this game 800 stars out of 5, receiving my highest rating ever.
Darkness Falls (2003)
silly tooth fairy
I'm no professional critic, nor should my opinions be taken seriously - except this time. You've read it all before, but I'm just verifying by stating that the first 10 minutes of the movie kicks bum. It just gets boring and predictable from there on out. The movie is literally more fun to laugh at than it is to actually watch. Those with any past experiences of movie-watching will be able to predict the last 10 minutes of the movie with only 15 minutes left to go. It's almost as though the developers got lazy after the first 10 minutes, and just gave up. You'd be much better off watching The Ring, or staring at the wall. Which ever you prefer.