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Casanova (2005)
1/10
Rainy afternoon
3 December 2012
''Oh Mummy, it is such a rainy day today can my friends and I play with the dressing-up box and do Casanova in Venice? Darling Heath can be Casanova and uncle Jeremy has agreed to play the nasty part. Oh do say yes Mummy it will be such fun and we can have a serious message in it too all about women's rights and it can be funny and rather droll with lots of lovely dresses and Aunty Jemimah promised to do our hair, oh do say yes Mummy it will be so nice in Venice and we can have a carnival too, what fun?'' '' We cam play classical music in the background while we all romp around being terribly silly and kissing and we can have some terribly nice soft porn scenes in it with lots of candles and also we can have a ball and be satirical about religion and torture, oh DO say yes, darling Mummy do''
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View of Terror (2003 TV Movie)
1/10
curtains (drapes)
18 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
The 'victim' living in an expensive apartment block in a big city doesn't have drapes (curtains/blinds) in her apartment (until 30 minutes into the movie when she unsuccessfully tries to staple bedsheets over the windows) and chooses to walk around in a thong at night...give us a break! The blond bimbo boss with a heart of gold flashes her eyes at the Mick Jagger clone too often and the magazine reading security guard with the short tie and big hat is a parody of a parody. The other blond bimbo who only styles his hair when he goes outside is just TOO obvious. If you like: sideburns that don't reach the wig; armpit hair; guitar solo accompaniment to soft porn; breasts real and depicted in wall hangings/sculpture AND women with big feet and short trousers you will love this movie.
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