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The Retreat (2005)
You must be kidding!
This must be the worst movie of "horror" that I have seen in my life! Beginning with the argument is so weak, so poor... Looks more like a porn movie or some "Scary Movie 5". First of all, it provides for a poor film, low budget, where they chose a couple of girls, men, and a coat of the most ridiculous! Believe me, no part of the movie is scary, not one. The only thing that makes this film is laugh. If you want to laugh and have a good time, with humorous moments and laugh heartily, then you can watch this movie. But if you are looking scared, terrified... no way, this is not an option. The only thing worthwhile is Cheryl Campbell (Marla). Another thing is that everyone is "Karate Kids", all know martial arts, or something. The movements of "The Figure" (what a name so funny!) are so super-enactments, so false, so little credible. The picture, director and production team should be the most illiterate of the entire film industry should focus on something else, because for this are not made. Oh well, I lost 90 minutes of my life, the good thing about all this is that I was with my girlfriend, and we laugh a lot! We did spend at least a joyous night! hehehe.