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Galimatias, czyli kogel-mogel II (1989)
Galimatias, Indeed - Total Mess actually.
As the first part of this movie was actually cute and watchable, the second part is nothing but an attempt to milk the cow... It's a total mess, not even funny - sad in fact and makes no sense at all - even my kids walked out commenting that this is plain stupid.
It's like the director had no concept of what this part should be about, had some ideas of what might be funny (actually, more like an idea of what would convolute the story so bad it could live up to its title), then tried to put it all together...
The ending ... well, it's most likely intended to set-up the stage for part 3 - thank God there wasn't one ;)
Don't bother wasting your time on part 2. If you haven't seen part 1 yet and have time to spare, go ahead and watch part 1, it's not too bad.
Gojira X Mekagojira (2002)
Am I the only one sane in here or are all the other reviewers < 5yr old?
I've read some of the comments on IMDb and thought, what the heck, let's give it a try ... What a big mistake that was! As much as I can understand that some 15yr old kid created a childish movie on his little PC (and it would have been better than this crap) ... I can't understand all the positive comments on IMDb - who are you people? 5 yr old? Mentally challenged? Blind? What the heck is wrong with you ... an amateur could produce a better movie with better effects in 1970ties!
Even my little kids laughed when they saw the initial scene when Godawfulzilla comes out of the water ... and let me tell you, that wasn't supposed to be a funny scene ... they laughed because they thought it was a big joke, someone pretending it's a Godzilla by using a rubber toy - they were actually watching for a "Made in Taiwan" sign on the side of that "monster". Or maybe it had some kind of a food poisoning and was stiff from some muscle spasm? Yeah, right.
Oh well, just thought I'll warn any other unsuspecting suckers from wasting their time on this one!
GhostWatcher 2 (2005)
All good reviews of this movie must come from the makers themselves! AVOID!
Almost a total waste of time, unfortunately ... What I find most annoying is the positive comments I've read at IMDb - who wrote them? 10-year olds who were happy to see bare breasts for a few seconds and were drooling so much they couldn't remember or see the rest? Seriously, I understand this is a low budget "movie", but if I were to take a camera and make a movie, I'd at least attempt to make it realistic while this one was just pathetic, most of the time.
For example (I don't think these are spoilers but keep reading at your own risk) - has anyone making this movie ever tied someone to a table? I mean, gosh ... bend your knees girl and your feet will be released from the rope, no matter how tight it is, and why is she not able to move her hands tied by wrists? Well, at least at first as she can later easily get untied ... how pathetic :( Or the guy who's filming a girl with crutches - even a total moron who's never had a video camera in his hand would do a better job, I don't even think it's possible to get a picture so much out of focus, shaky, zoomed in on parts of body not on the entire person ...
Oh well, I just finished watching it and had to vent at this terrible waste of time - other comments already cover the acting that just sounds and feels like a few guys reading from cheat-sheets ... "special" effects are really special - if they were made on a Commodore 64 ;) There you go, if you were planning to watch this movie based on the few good reviews here, DON'T - read the negative reviews first, then, if you still think it's worth to have a good laugh at this thing go and waste your time as I did :( Peace!
A.P.E.X. (1994)
One of the most pathetic SciFi movies!
Can't believe this one is from 1994, it's far worse than any SciFi movie from even 70's ... and I mean, not just the so called "special effects" that look like some amateur has played with few explosives, but the "acting" couldn't be more artificial than this and the story, wait, what story?
Avoid at all cost, I made a mistake of actually trying to watch it against all warnings from other IMDB users :(
Anger Management (2003)
Beware of the PG rating on this movie!
What a total mis-advertising of a movie, not to mention a PG rating which is totally misleading (a movie about penis-envy and unfulfilled sexual fantasies with lesbians should have been rated R).
Based on TV advertising of this supposed box-office hit, we (my wife and I) went to see it expecting a great comedy ... instead we were sickened of every-5-minute childish sexual remarks, jokes for dummies with IQ 10 and the idiotic hand-clapping of masses just because someone is kissing in public, it's so sick ...
We asked the theatre for a refund and the manager has gladly paid us back apologizing and commenting that many people have left this movie disappointed.
Too bad I didn't review the comments on IMDB before choosing this movie. It shows that you just can't trust any advertising these days :(
Potentially great idea for a movie but totally wasted. For a few somewhat funny scenes - I can't offer more than 2 / 10 :(