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De schippers van de Kameleon (2003)
Terrible movie
Was so looking forward to some great nostalgic movie, but oh boy was I mistaken
The story was rather bad, it very loosely follows the first book, but changed in such a way it just doesn't feel like the books I love. Alright they change it up by making the kid next door (think he originally was called Cor) female, don't mind that. But why is she an orphan, and then also her guardian has to die? Like why? Just terrible terrible writing.
The acting is pretty bad, especially the twins themselves. But also pretty much every other actor is just bad.
More then likely some of that is to blame on the bad director.
And then the biggest problem for me the casting. Not a single character is cast good, (alright "veldwachter Zwart" was cast decent). The twins are terrible, they just don't come across as the lovable naughty twins with a golden hearth from the books. Father Klinkhamer is the worst, he is supposed to be a blacksmith? He looks like a figure skater. Gerben is supposed to be a farmhand in his early twenties, not a grandfather. Esther is like a 16 year old girl pretending to be 11? Really?
Al in al, very disappointed by this movie.
That '90s Show (2023)
Hit and miss
The show just isn't funny, mostly due the writing. The jokes are just meh. You won't need two hands to count the times you actually laugh.
The attempt to humor is way to nice, where is the edgy stuff that's 70's show is know for. Everything is just so bland and boring.
The rare funny moment come from the returning characters from that's 70's show. And even those moments are suffering from the bland and boring sauce that this whole show suffers from.
Where is the 90's nostalgia, it's completely missing from the show.
Nothing of the show feels like it takes place in the 90's.
This could have been so good but unfortunately it's a hit and miss.
Lincoln Rhyme: Hunt for the Bone Collector (2020)
Boring, far fetched, just doesn't make any sense.
I want to like this show, loved the movie, never read the books. But love these kinde of riddle crime shows.
This is not a good one, story is bad, forced. nothing makes any kind of sence.
Just skip this and watch something else.