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It Follows (2014)
1/10
Sex will follows you and kill you stay in school
30 May 2015
OMG what can I say it follows, you have sex with some random person and you can carry the follower, "It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you." It will kill you if it is not transferred to another victim no cure will stop it, have sex to transfer the follower, this movie was very terrible naughty was probably the only highlight of this movie. Hardly no gore or blood, low budget movie no great ideas lack of story line just have sex. PS stay in school kids. I can't believe it had good rating on IMDb 7.3/10 more like 1/10. This movie is that stupid I have no more idea what to write about it.In the opening scene, a young woman is fleeing from someone or something. She is shown driving to the beach. At the beach, she calls her father and tells him that she's sorry for being so unkind to him. In the morning, it is shown that she was brutally murdered during the night. Her leg is twisted and a bone is seen sticking out of it. That was probably the best scene in the whole movie.
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1/10
Fail with Men in Black 3
31 May 2012
To start of with I have to say with all of the spoilers in all the advertising MIB3, was a totally politically correct movie, the way it was made. The first start of the movie the introduction of the lady walking with the cake and the it hand jumps out gross factor. I have never seen so much tongue in all of my life. It is easy to see why the movie makes you become disappointed as you watch the other series it was more fresh and different to other sci-fi movies.

As been a fan for over 10 years of Men in black its clear to see that the last movie MIB3, in the series is only been made to profit from the end of world and sci-fi atmosphere created by the mass hype the end of the world. They even copied a scene's from the war of the worlds with the alien robots The only thing I liked about the movie was the year that it was set in 1969 flash from the past.
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1/10
The Green Bee
7 February 2011
The Green hornet what a waste of time and money, I felt this movie was terrible and ridicules to watch, the story line was a joke in the first 30min into the movie you learn how to make coffee. Well at least I had education on how to make an excellent coffee. I really don't recommend seeing this movie there were no funny lines or comedy parts to laugh at. I nearly fell asleep throw this movie. The acting was terrible, embracing and boring to watch. I can't really say that is was a good movie for 2011 to start off with from start to finish was boring. I am so glad I didn't watch it in 3D,I am sad to say some of my brain cells died throw out watching this movie how awful it was.
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1/10
The stepfather is a killer!!!!
10 January 2011
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The stepfather not a really good thriller the title states, "A gripping edge of your seat thriller that pushes the boundaries of suburban bliss"! The movie was so predictable not a thriller at all, a waste of time watching it, the ending was not good at all, you see Dylan Walsh start over with a new family a new killing. He should have died in the movie. I personally wouldn't watch it again waste of money to hire.The storyline: Michael returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, he becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand.
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The Happening (2008)
1/10
What is Happening? Bizarre indeed
4 January 2011
OMG come on what were they thinking when making this movie, I can say this accept the mystery/thriller side of the move was good. I would give that 10 stars for original material, but the rest of the movie was hard to say.("Suddenly and inexplicably, the behaviour of everyone in the park changes in a most bizarre and horrible way") A quote from the movie storyline this part was very bizarre in every way didn't make sense to understand why this was happening. If you like thriller and mystery then this movie will be good for you to view, as it did show a lot of that though out the whole movie. But overall this movie was bizarre indeed.
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1/10
Seeing GREEN!!!
4 January 2011
I really didn't find this movie to be interesting nor funny in any way shape or form. If you like drug movies with a comedy then this movie will target you! I didn't really laugh at any scene. Purpose of this movie was about selling smoking and loving marijuana. I couldn't wait for the movie to end really, I wanted to rate this movie a 0/10 but unfortunately there is no rating for a 0/10. I was disappoint that a movie like this was made and time was wasted to produce/direct better money could have been put to use by making a better movie outcome.The title Pineapple Express they could have made a better title for the movie like the green people.
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1/10
Little People
27 December 2010
I really really found this movie to be quiet boring, 100% CGI Jack black played an excellent role, but unfortunately the movie was a little on the children's side. it had no funny lines and Jack Black always keeps his audience entertained, the movie just was not that interesting to watch. I was really looking forward to see this movie because I new Jack Black was staring in it, I was very disappointed. Poor Jack played a stupid role as the mail man who give the workers there mail. I was very disappointed with this movie I thought it could have been better. I believe this movie would be great to watch with the family. I am going to rate this movie a 3/10. The storyline was boring the only good thing about this movie was the CGI with the little people to make them mouse size.
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Bitch Slap (2009)
5/10
pointless
27 December 2010
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Bitch Slap!!! was the worst movie ever, the storyline was pointless, I throw the movie into the bin how bad it was!!! the movie was based on THREE women in the desert looking for a sword that meant nothing. Only to Trixie. I hope they will not make a second one as the ending was terrible. Trixie plays the worst part being innocent so she can just have the sword, that was buried in the desert. The only funny scene in the whole movie was when they have the biggest fight at the end to see who was the strongest one. Bitch Slap wouldn't be appropriate to watch with family. Maybe with friends but if they like pointless movies. The movie did have some funny lines that did make you laugh at times, it had a lot of action in the movie which was good because of that it keep you entertaining though out the movie.
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