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Sky Giant (1938)
2/10
Man's man's right
30 November 2005
The most interesting thing about this film is that Stag, Ken, and Fergie all have the exact same head, with slight variations. Stag has a swollen jaw, Ken has swollen face cheeks, and Fergie has an unfortunate swollen forehead and the most ridiculous pair of eyebrows I've ever seen outside of an animated creature.

This is a study in 1930s male beauty. Richard Dix is an absolute profile slut, whoring his chiseled nose left and right, scene after scene after scene. Do you like that? Can you take it? Faster? Faster?

His left side was apparently the most photogenic and it's absolutely fascinating to watch how he twists it into every scene, even when the scene isn't designed around him talking to someone to his right, or looking off camera right.

About halfway through I started to imagine George C. Scott (jaw), Don Rickles (face cheeks), and Agent Smith from the Matrix (unfortunate swollen forehead) as the principles instead of the actual principles because it was much more entertaining. I recommend you do the same.

The story? You'll get to see some planes fly around and Don Rickles has daddy issues and is forced to outprofile George C. Scott to see who gets to marry Elrond's cousin.

*Sigh*
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4/10
"Wash the Japs out of our hair."
6 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
The strengths of SO PROUDLY WE HAIL (1943) are found more in its form rather than the content of its characters. The main area where it differs from John Wayne-style WWII lip service is its predominantly female cast. All the American flag waving of the Forties is still here in full force, but the patriotic propaganda of the Office of War Information (OWI) is interestingly mingled with a Hollywood "love your man" plot.

Our girls can stick it to the enemy while still standing by their men! Goddard flirts with several officers while Colbert carries on a romance with George Reeves (Superman!) and Lake fosters a blind hatred for the Japanese due to her husband's death at Pearl Harbor, which prompts her to tuck a grenade in her bustier and march into a group of Japanese soldiers with a *BANG* early on in the film. Even with all the romance our girls still occasionally find time to do some nursing, which usually consists of them sitting (and sometimes standing) around sighing and telling us and each other about how hard it is to be a nurse. And just in case we don't understand what it means to be a patriot we are given several speeches on the topic, all delivered by our girls in perfect makeup and hair, with nary a lock out of place (ironic for Lake). Now, I do believe that it is hard to be a nurse, but the film would be greatly improved by showing us more of their hard work. Film, after all, is a visual medium.

That said, the Oscar® nominations for Best Black and White Cinematography and Best Special Effects were definitely deserved. Unlike most WWII propaganda pieces this one hardly ever looks as if it was shot on some cheap Hollywood back lot. Pay particular attention to the scenery; there is an ever-present atmosphere of smoke and shadow that makes this film worth watching. And the explosions are often genuinely powerful and impressive, if you're into that sort of thing.

I personally enjoyed the many montage sequences and the scene where all the girls are sitting around a table in Corregidor and an American food advertisement (for fresh pineapples or something like that) comes on the radio, effectively putting the battle conditions of daily bombings in sharp contrast with the more domestic concerns "back home".

SO PROUDLY WE HAIL offers precious little criticism of war and presents the Japanese as a faceless enemy worthy only of death and American hatred. The Hollywood love plot is sufficiently cheesy enough to be almost unintentionally satirical, but if you want to view a film with more substance then check out THE STORY OF G.I. JOE (1943).

War shouldn't ever evoke pride or be hailed. 2/5.

"Superman says YOU can slap a Jap . . . with war bonds and stamps!"
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