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13 Seconds (2003)
worst film ever made
this film is shocking.bad acting bad directing and i would say bad plot but there wasn't one. i cant put into words how bad this is.who on earth funded this. why on earth did they fund this steaming pile of cat Pooh. this DVD needs to be confiscated from all shops trying to rent or sell this no good shocker.here are some of my points. 1.acting i have never witnessed such bad acting in my life.i don't know where they got the cast from but none of them can act.i mean none of them. 2.directing. it is impossible to comment without going into a four letter rant.but i imagine your starting to get the picture. 3.sound never have i watched a movie when the cast's voices are out of sync.this does these already awful actors no favours at all. 4.plot ?
if your looking for a horror this is not for you..STAY WELL AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead Clowns (2004)
Where do I start?
Goodness me, this was really really bad. Im not gonna give the story away because hopefully this review will deter you enough not to watch this crap. If this movie was a Scottish football team it would definitely be Dross County. The acting is abysmal, as too the directing, editing, score and story. Why would anyone put their name to something so cheaply done. Low budget should not be an excuse because a low budget doesn't cover crap talent in basically every department. Its really not scary either, seriously come on, make an effort at least. Oh and if you're gonna show scenes of a storm try not to get them from the local news station. CHEAP! I think to sum this 'movie' up (and trust me I use the term 'movie' very loosely) is 'lack of effort'. Its as if me and my mates decided on a rainy Sunday morning to make a movie with the editing being done on Windows Movie Maker and releasing it to the world later that same day. All in a days work. Seriously world, keep away! I know seeing is believing but don't even bother, for your own sake just take my word for it. Complete tripe.
Ten Dead Men (2008)
Trash. If you want a random laugh watch. If not, KEEP AWAY!!!
This is by far the worst British film I have ever seen. An absolute disgrace to my eyes, ears and general well being. Its suppose to be a 'action thriller' but turned out to be the unintentional 'Comedy of the year'. Me and my mates had a right good laugh at this tripe. God knows where we stumbled upon this steaming pile of dog toffee but it was soon discarded from my presence. I hate it that much it has a special place in my heart. We watched it several times and even viewed the 'making of', what a top laugh that was. I was tortured with the theme tune, little quotes and reminders of scenes to this day. All in all the term 'hate from the pit of my stomach' is thrown around too much these days but Ten Dead Men really fits the bill. The cast and crew should be ashamed of what they have done and let loose on the unsuspecting public. Ten men took Ryans life way. Ten men had to pay. Including Brendan Carr, Lee Latchford Evans, Terry Stone and that idiot 'the Projects Manager'.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!