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The Pretender: Ranger Jarod (1997)
Season 1, Episode 14
9/10
Jarod finds real love and classic comedy
24 January 2021
In this episode, Jarod gets into a real-time rescue situation as opposed to an after the facts resolution. Along the way, Jarod partners with a woman with similar emotional scars and finds a true bond. Meanwhile, Miss Parker reminisces about past interactions with Jarod, though she never learns anything from them. As always, the primary storyline serves only to inform the secondary narratives, which are more interesting.

Jack Kehler gives a star turn here in a secondary role as Big Bob, referencing classic comedy routines.
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Star Trek: The Cloud Minders (1969)
Season 3, Episode 21
5/10
The ultimate gated community
5 November 2020
Stratos is the ultimate gated community, so far removed from ordinary citizens that it can only be reached by transporter. Little wonder that they view the surface dwellers as an "agglomeration of inferior species".

Yet, the 'Cloud Minders' do not seem very advanced scientifically, given that they dispute the existence of an invisible gas that (like oxygen, carbon monoxide, and nerve gas), can affect life functions. Even further, the actions of the Stratos leadership are not much different from the lowly "trogs".

This is heavy handed scripting, but, unfortunately, the perpetators of environment-scale poison contamination and segregation don't respond to hints.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Brothers (1990)
Season 4, Episode 3
Too much Spiner
15 October 2020
Unlike some reviewers, I think having Brent Spiner in the three main roles was a weakness.

The true weak premise of this story is that Soong implanted a compulsion into his creations that made them an unconcious threat to those around them -- the inventor's monomania.
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Star Trek: Who Mourns for Adonais? (1967)
Season 2, Episode 2
8/10
Groundbreaking for nonconformist thinking regarding ancient theology
2 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This was the first Star Trek episode I ever saw, as an 11 year old. I wasn't even supposed to be out of bed. I became hooked on science fiction based on realistic science.

But the real value of this episode is to demonstrate that Lt. Uhura was not just the simple 'switchboard operator' as posited by the more brainless feminists. Uhura was a communications engineer, capable of performing repairs and adjustments to the electronics of her equipment -- just as in the episode "The Naked Time", she took over the navigation station from Reilly, showing that all bridge officers were cross-trained for various duties.
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Star Trek: The Immunity Syndrome (1968)
Season 2, Episode 18
7/10
Not as good as "Doomsday Machine", but some good exchanges
2 October 2020
As noted, this episode is similar to "The Doomsday Machine", but with more of a biological focus. Two dialogue sequences make this stand out: first, Spock's sparring with McCoy over dealing with death; second, Kirk's later speculation about the larger role of humanoids in the Galaxy.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Price (1989)
Season 3, Episode 8
Just one line.
19 September 2020
Think about this episode the next time you see Matt McCoy selling insurance on TV. Not so much that the product is defective, but that you're listening to an actor.
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4/10
Yet another bigoted story line
5 September 2020
Just as in Season 1, episode 3, this episode offers another caricature of an ethnic culture. Where the former parodied Africans, this episode gives us the "bogtrotter" Irish clan, replete with lazy drunken male patriarchs and fiery red-haired maidens.

On the flip side we get an elitist sister colony consisting entirely of clones, who are not above theft to maintain their perfect situation. Kind of like present day American society.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda, but undermined by poor screenplay.
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Gomer Pyle: USMC (1964–1969)
A bad impression of Marines, Southerners, and gays.
14 June 2020
I grew up during the Gomer Pyle years. Hated the show even then, with its "Goooolly gee!" and general stupidity on the part of all characters. In retrospect it's even worse with it's portrayal of Marines of hick goofballs at a time when the Marines were the first ones sent into serious combat in Vietnam. Who would believe that these guys were the successors to the Marines who hit the beaches of Tarawa?

There was one bit of satisfaction for me, however -- that Jim Nabors, idolized Gospel singer would turn out to be homosexual.
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Good Boys (2019)
3/10
Why make a third-rate kid's comedy with an R rating?
21 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Not sure who the target audience was supposed to be here. A movie starring minors, yet the cursing, references to sex and drugs were certain to garner an R rating.

Beyond that, the only funny part in this was that these tweeners couldn't open a child-proof drug bottle.
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Svengoolie: Cry of the Werewolf (2018)
Season 24, Episode 41
Svengoolie stinks. That's all you need to know.
8 March 2020
The movie is third-rate monster fare, despite a young Nina Foch in the starring role. The moronic interlude commentary by 'Svengoolie' just makes it worse.

When I was growing up in Detroit we saw a show like this called "The Ghoul", which would show the same caliber of monster/ sci-fi movies in tongue-in-cheek manner. Far superior to this insipid Svengoolie fare.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Royale (1989)
Season 2, Episode 12
5/10
Read (not watch) Clarke's 2001 A Space Odyssey to understand this.
4 February 2020
I thought this was a typically awful early TNG episode. After seeing it more than once I see it now as a tribute to Arthur C Clarke's 2001. You have to read the novel to understand, which none of the previous reviewers have done.

I still don't think this very good, but at least I think I see where it's coming from. A student acknowledging a master.
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7/10
A fun movie, but not really Oscar worthy to me
27 June 2011
When a director says that he won an Oscar for the wrong film, one should take him seriously, as Leo McCarey did when he won the Best Director award for 'The Awful Truth'. He should have won for 'Make Way for Tomorrow', a far superior story, but perhaps too downbeat for a Hollywood trying to maintain a cheery attitude during the Great Depression.

Nevertheless, 'The Awful Truth' is a fun romp through a marriage undergoing a period of strain. Cary Grant plays a husband who appears to be dallying on the side (although not explicitly confirmed). Irene Dunne plays his wife, who may or may not be dallying on her side with her voice teacher (Alexander D'Arcy). They become suspicious of each other, and decide to get a divorce. Before the divorce becomes final, they decide to punish each other by dating others. The funniest parts come as they each find themselves with companions that are completely unsuitable and gradually figure it out.

Cary Grant shows his growing mastery of the sardonic humor combined with sensitivity that culminated in his performance in 'The Philadelphia Story'. Irene Dunne provides some masterful comedy touches, particularly at the end of recital which Grant butts in on, and delivers a come-hither look in another scene that is priceless. Cecil Cunningham dishes out some biting humor on romantic relationships as Dunne's aunt. Ralph Bellamy plays the role of the mama's boy bumpkin well, and Joyce Compton provides a Marilyn Monroe moment 20 years ahead of it's time.
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8/10
An Unsentimental Lens from a Transition Period in US History
19 June 2011
It's important to put the movie "Make Way for Tomorrow" in its historical context. This was the transition period during the Great Depression between the passage of the Social Security Act in 1935 and the distribution of the first SS checks in 1940. Elderly citizens were particularly hard hit, as they lost jobs, savings, pensions, and ultimately their homes, and were forced either to be taken in by their children, or to live on the streets. Everyone was in penny-pinching mode, since no job was secure, so the extra mouths of parents with no income was a burden to families, even those who weren't too bad off on their own.

'Make Way for Tomorrow' portrays the plight of the elderly in microcosm via the story of a couple who have lost their income and their home, and have been forced into sharing abodes with their various children. We see all kinds of realistic personalities here: one son who feels the obligation to help but is having trouble meeting his own family obligations; a resentful daughter who pretends to help but is obviously peeved at her stubborn father; and the parents who can't help but be set in their ways and frankly, a little bit too shabby for their modern children (as say, contrasting the horse-and-buggy and bustles with motorcars and fitted dresses).

The elderly couple ultimately recognize that their children are trying to palm them off onto others, but maintain their pride and even rebel as they see that they will be forced to separate after 50 years together, so they wander off for a decent day together before saying goodbye. The film shows the couple receiving far more dignified treatment from strangers than they receive from their children. The ending of the film is poignant but doesn't fulfill the 'happy ending' treatment so many people expect of stories like this. Kudos to director Leo McCarey for not whitewashing an issue of such wide relevance to American families at the time. I agree that he should have won an Oscar for this film rather than for "The Awful Truth".
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6/10
It's a Sousaphone, not a Tuba!
7 June 2011
OK, that was a minor complaint, but an excellent come-on.

I did not realize until after I saw this film how many movies similar to this that Frank Capra directed: You Can't Take It With You, Mr Deeds Goes to Town, Meet John Doe, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, It's a Wonderful Life... pure formula. Some are better than others. It's difficult not to get sentimental over It's a Wonderful Life, for me, largely because of the romance between Stewart and Donna Reed. The quirkiness of the characters in You Can't Take it With You are much more endearing than the others. The common thread of the Everyman taking on the Powers That Be is a draw for just about anyone.

Nevertheless, I think this particular movie does not deserve it's lofty ranking compared to Capra's other works. It Happened One Night is a far superior story, eschewing all the hypersentimentalization of many Depression-era films. Mr Deeds goes out of it's way to romanticize "small-town virtues" and quirkiness to ridiculous extremes. This, and the squeaky-clean script (which people forget was enforced by self-appointed moral police) is why many people look to films like this as a standard of entertainment. However, many parts of the film are utterly flawed. The courtroom scene is a ridiculous mess, with witnesses and spectators jumping up to make frenzied speeches that would never have been permitted in a real court. The protagonist (Cooper) who spends most the film outwitting opponents, breaks down and punches his opponent at a trial to establish his own mental competence -- and gets away with it! Pure fantasy. I'm sure it played well with people who felt trodden upon by big business in the Great Depression (and I would have been sympathetic), but this doesn't excuse the ludicrous story.

Lionel Standler has the best role as Deeds' 'handler' Cornelius Cobb, displaying a nice combination of empathy and protectiveness, and comes off as the only sympathetic (if hard-boiled) character in the film. Jean Arthur does well as the reporter who traps Deeds and ultimately regrets the sleazy act, but the role falls apart in hysterics during the competency hearing. Cooper somehow comes off as both a sharpie and an over-trusting naif, which is quite a stretch. It's hard to tell whether his performance is authentic or wooden.

Unfortunately, this is one of those films that had fine sentiments, but cemented the myth of what the "real America" was supposed to be.
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Arrowsmith (1931)
6/10
Somewhat dated story about conflict between science and medicine.
6 June 2011
I haven't actually read "Arrowsmith", but I can guess the major elements based on the film version.

At the time of Arrowsmith, typical medical practice was mainly a primitive venture, outside of surgery and bone-mending. Quacks abounded dealing with disease. Pasteur changed all that by discovering the microbial cause of many diseases, later to be affected dramatically by the discovery of penicillin by Fleming.

Medical research has always been at somewhat of disadvantage. The only way to be sure that a remedy for a disease works is to test it on human subjects, but it was considered ethically irresponsible to test blindly on humans. That is why so much of medical research depends now on animal experiments before testing on human volunteers.

"Arrowsmith" explores this conflict at its epicenter: a doctor who crosses one line from practice into research and another line from attempting to cure to blind testing on humans. This leads to tragic personal consequences for the protagonist in the film. Big medical research gets no love here as the film portrays the research foundation as a heartless, results-oriented, publicity-seeking organization. This is a valid point of view in some circumstances, but it dismisses the great difficulty involved in deriving treatments for disease that are both effective and safe.

I was disappointed by Ronald Colman's performance as Dr Arrowsmith. He had daring moments in hitting on Helen Hayes in a hospital corridor, but then had a strangely bloodless romantic relationship with her thereafter, even as he's holding her dead body. Even his relationship with his research, beyond working on a serum to cure the disease affecting the cattle in his North Dakota home, seemed very detached. Helen Hayes had a very innocuous role as Arrowsmith's wife, clinging and not offering much in the way of personal life. A E Anson as Prof. Gottlieb played a stereotypical Hollywood scientist, all rigor and no humanity. Myrna Loy had a throwaway role as a Joyce Lanyon, who was to be Arrowsmith's second wife -- but this segment of the novel was dropped, and for some odd reason the final scene with Loy was never cut, although it should have been.
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4/10
Perdera Commedia
21 May 2011
Unfortunately, Shakespeare's comedy 'As You Like It' has much of its comic aspects drained in this particular film version of the play, because of the sodden performances of a couple of players, Mackenzie Ward as Touchstone and Elizabeth Bergner as Rosalind.

The part of the Fool was an important part of Shakespearean plays, delivering pointed messages in the guise of witty remarks and jests. In this film, Touchstone's lines are breezed through so quickly and leadenly that the messages are lost. Bergner's Rosalind, was far worse. Rosalind was supposed to be disguised as a youthful man delivering acquired wisdom to men. I would have expected mainly a mock-serious performance, at most. Instead, Bergner performs Rosalind in a kind of giddy glee throughout, which must have marred her delivery of lines through that toothy grin combined with her Austrian accent.

Laurence Olivier, while performing in the more naturalistic way we would expect of a modern film actor, seems at times as if he's trying to get over with the whole thing, as might be expected if the rumors of artistic conflicts are true.

Sophie Stewart as Celia delivers probably the truest performance. Henry Ainley, Felix Aylmer, Leon Quartermain, and Dorice Fordred give nice performances as the two dukes, Jacques, and Audrey in minor parts. Peter Bull (the Russian ambassador from 'Dr. Strangelove') makes a very recognizable appearance in the second half.

I feel I ought to comment on the many complaints about the 'staginess' of the diction. My opinion is that these complaints have mainly to do with a couple of minor characters (e.g., Charles the Wrestler). Keep in mind that this is 1936, when many stage and silent actors were still adapting to the motion picture. Many films based on stage plays at that time appeared stagy, and many did even later (consider 'A Long Day's Journey Into Night' or 'A Streetcar Named Desire'). Few of Shakespeare's plays had been adapted to the sound motion picture by 1936. Cut them a little slack!
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9/10
Not the Vietnam movie you might have expected.
9 May 2011
Warning: Spoilers
I saw the 1979 version first, and recently both this and the Redux version. The original is a much more powerful film so I'll address it first.

First off, this is not a movie about the grunt experience. It's a sweeping overview of the entire war, filtered through the experience of one airborne Capt. Willard (Martin Sheen), assigned to a special mission to off a renegade Special Forces colonel (Marlon Brando).

This film covers in short vignettes many of the contradictions of Vietnam: 1. The opening scenes deal obliquely with the difficulties of Vietnam vets in dealing with life back home. 2. The contradiction between bombing peasants out of their homes and relocating them while telling them that "we are here to help you!". 3. The distinction between the US forces bringing massive firepower onto positions against guerrillas that bring down expensive helicopters with suicide attacks with grenades. 4. The relative luxury of US soldiers in the field (with radio, tapes, dope, motorcycles, booze, flown-in steaks, surfboards, and Playboy centerfold shows) vs. the Viet Cong R&R consisting of "cold rice and rat meat". 5. The refusal of American military and political leadership to recognize that the conflict could only be settled by total war or political settlement, or that the Viet Cong movement was not linked seriously to either Soviet or Chinese Communism.

"Apocalypse Now" delivers these messages in a series of powerful visual montages: the opening scene with the 'thwock-thwock' of chopper rotors melting into the sound of an overhead fan; quiet, peaceful looking rainforest exploding under a napalm attack; the exquisite charge of an airborne unit descending on a VC village in a hail of bullets and Wagner; a quiet boat ride upriver interrupted by hell breaking loose in gunfire, or the sight of the tail section of a downed B-52 rising up out of the fog.

But the key line of the movie is the one delivered by Brando: "You're neither (an assassin or a soldier). You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill." A brilliant summary of the US Army brass at that time.

The movie leaves open the question of whether Kurtz was truly insane, or whether he simply went beyond his purview because he recognized that the only way to defeat the Viet Cong was to be as brutally committed as they were -- that is, total war and obliteration, which would have been politically unacceptable to the US public.

The 1979 version is one of my favorite movies of all time.

The Redux version is an excellent example of why movies are edited. It includes a couple of sexually-based episodes, one with the Playboy girls in an abandoned medevac unit, the other with a group of French colonists. I'm as much of a fan of seeing female nudity as the next guy, but neither scene advances the story, so it was wise to delete them.

There is also an extended scene involving a funeral for 'Clean' and a dinner with a group of French plantationers expounding on the pre-history of the US involvement. I can see that it also would have been a distraction from the feel of the movie, which is a shame because I suspect even now that few Americans know about what happened prior to US entry and how the US supported the Viet Minh (later Viet Cong) to fight against the Japanese in WW II. (Sound familiar?)

The one real mistake in the movie was including Dennis Hopper as the spaced-out photojournalist hanging out with Kurtz. I love Hopper, but his character was totally unnecessary here. Laurence Fishburne is remarkably unrecognizable as the skinny boat gunner Clean. And Robert Duvall chews up the scene as the AirCavalry colonel.
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The Apartment (1960)
9/10
A scathing looking at corporate politics, pre-"Mad Men".
26 April 2011
I had never been a fan of Jack Lemmon (biased by The Out of Towners, The Odd Couple, Under the Yum Yum Tree, Grumpy Old Men) or Shirley MacLaine (for the usual reasons, but mostly for creating the flaky Earth Mother stereotype). However, 'The Apartment' transcends both of their characters to present a story of pawns caught up in a management manipulation game.

Many people seem conflicted as to whether to classify this as a 'comedy' or a 'drama'. This is a meaningless distinction. The film draws upon both elements to show the human situation in all its variety. Why waste time on trying to define it?

Wilder brings the two together in an indictment of how corporate politics can make otherwise honest people turn their heads at corruption. This is the 'Mad Men' era, with much less glamour attached to it, because it spends much less time in executive offices and nightclub binges, and much more time in the off-premises life of the manipulated drones.

MacLaine does a fine job of portraying a character who is more world-wise yet more vulnerable than Lemmon's. Lemmon, meanwhile, does a fine job of portraying someone who understands the moral degradation he's assisting in yet can't bring himself to say no to anyone who asks for favors -- even when it costs him his self-respect and his reputation.

Edie Adams and Hope Holiday both deliver excellent performances, the first as the secretary who has seen it (and been it) all before, the second as the barfly wife trying to get some attention. Fred MacMurray is a little too cool about his philandering, although perhaps not how he excuses it. The other execs (Ray Walston, David White, etc.) come off as guys just trying to get theirs.

The contrast between the cold, sterile environment of the office (where the workers -- including the menials -- are just meat) and the homey environment of the apartment is stunning in portraying the contrasts of the protagonists' situations.
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5/10
A Film Made After Its Time
18 April 2011
It was very strange watching "Satan Met a Lady" immediately after watching the 1931 "Maltese Falcon". It is very clear that Warner Bros. was trying to remake their popular version of "Falcon" to cash in on the popularity of MGM's "The Thin Man". The tone of "Falcon" has been lightened to approach comedy, while the portrayal of Spade (aka Shane in "Satan") was suaved up to try to conjure up William Powell.

Unfortunately, the attempt fails despite the star power of Warren William and Bette Davis. William looks like he's trying very hard but his lines just don't carry enough comedy to pull it off. Bette Davis has many good moments but doesn't quite demonstrate the intelligent conniver her character is supposed to be. Only Alison Skipworth (as Madame Barrabas, the film's designate for Caspar Gutman) shows any real feeling for the character. Arthur Treacher doesn't seem at all like a character that would be involved in theft and murder, while Porter Hall as Ames (also the infamous company psychologist in Miracle on 34th Street) seems more like an accountant than a private detective.

Part of the problem is the frenetic pace. The lines come so fast they almost step on each other. The pace doesn't allow anything to sink in before we're on to another scene. Another problem is the Hayes code crackdown, which means the film can't reproduce the boozy sexiness of "Thin Man" nor the explicitness of the earlier "Falcon". Hence it just falls flat.
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7/10
A sanitized, lengthy, but tolerable biopic of a Broadway pioneer
8 April 2011
Warning: Spoilers
How to review a motion picture that was produced 75 years before I first see it? Other reviewers have covered the main points and flaws of this film in previous posts, so I'll just go with a few perceptions that haven't been discussed already.

For those expecting a rousing musical, this film will disappoint. The musical numbers, while visually flashy, are mostly static, lacking the energy of a Busby Berkeley number, for example. The most dramatic is the "A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody" sequence near the midway point. The visuals for the numbers are spectacular, but the development is very slow compared to other musicals. Ray Bolger has the best individual dance number, an impressive display of physicality. Fanny Brice has a disappointingly short, but spirited role.

Some have called the movie excessively long, but covering the 40-year career of a Broadway legend is a lengthy exercise. Only a couple of scenes (such as the reunion with the grown-up little girl who took piano lessons from Ziegfeld's father) could have been deleted safely.

Was Ziegfeld a mad genius or a foolhardy dreamer? The film leaves that question up in the air. We know that he had a knack for finagling his way out of tight situations, as well as an eye for talent and for beautiful women. His philandering is dealt with obliquely (thanks to the Hayes code). Most telling was a meeting between Aubrey Daniels (Virginia Bruce) and Anna Held (Luise Rainer) in which Daniels shows off the jewelry given by Ziegfeld; Rainer's reaction to the similarity between the jewelry and that bought for her by Ziegfeld is a lesson in awareness and emotional finesse. (The bracelet shown in this scene in fact appeared on the wrists of Held, Daniels, and Billie Burke (Myrna Loy) ) in different parts of the film.)

The end of the film must have held some significance to viewers at the time. Ziegfeld's financing of his last productions was undermined by the 1929 stock market crash. This must have had some resonance with the audience. One might ask if the end of the film was meant to evoke sympathy from the audience for some of the wealthier victims of the crash.

Given that we probably know a bit more about Ziegfeld's life now than the typical moviegoer in 1936, this was probably a very satisfactory review of his life then. I don't think it really merited a Best Picture Oscar, but we know how show biz people love movies about themselves.
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