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Conjure (2006)
i love bad movies, but really ...
don't believe these reviews ? plunk down your money, and watch one of the trailers - you'll be digging for the receipt before it's completion!
not even Middle School children, armed with their parent's camcorder and no script, would waste my time with 90 non-stop minutes of non-entertainment like this
the story idea seemed like a fairly interesting one - did they storyboard this at all ? the ten minute back-story documentary was uninspired and excessive ( just tell me he's an established illustrator - i'll get it ). did they consider getting talented local actors ? sure, other movies have non-actors delivering lines as if they were channeling a frustrated script writer from beyond the grave, but really ... these are not talented actors delivering performances intended to be reflections of bad actors : these really are untalented actors, apparently just off the street ( this would be my conclusion if not for the endless self-referential credits ), who never once hit the mark of believability
take it from someone who loves bad movies, the credit from Horror Channel Dot Com, printed on the front of the keep case said it all : "Busch's directorial debut is a 10-ton atom bomb"
not just a bomb, but an ATOM bomb!
ignore this at your own peril