Reviews

Not sure what Marvel is thinking here. They delay their movie yet again and then try to force Secret Invasion on us. This show has nothing going for it, especially none of the plot from the comic arc. If you thought Shehulk was bad.... Don't worry it actually gets worse. First Ep was just ok but second one was paced so slowly that I was constantly fighting off sleep. It is an accurate analogy though - snooze fest. This is the future of Marvel- completely non coherent series that vaguely tie together every year or so. It's like they suffered burnout after endgame and forgot to plan sequels or anything that makes any sense.

If you're looking for a movie where the main star spends over an hour on his phone in his car, then by all means, watch this movie.

If you were looking for a thrilling action movie with a great plot and great chases and getaways scenes, then this is not that movie.

It had potential but it's super slow and drawn out to painful levels. Every transaction is annoying. It will annoy you how bad the plot is.

There are far better things to do with your time like going back and watching gone in 60 seconds or Bullet but this is not it.

If you choose to watch it maybe bring a blanket and a pillow for your nap.

I've been a fan of Kevin Smith movies for pretty much his entire career. I find it very hard to believe that this was actually directed by him. The writing sure it's quirky, 90% of the actors couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, it's trademark Kevin Smith. Beyond the 5 minute opening this was brutally painful to watch. You would think at some point, nearly 30 years after the original, that the two leads would have learned how to act. Instead we are left with this crap. Where the acting is so bad it's distracting and you just get up and start watching something else. ANYTHING ELSE that won't feel like your soul is being pulled out of your arse. Do yourself a favor and watch something else.

Even tweenage vampire soap opera dramas need a few basic things to work. Competent acting is a good start, usually followed by some type of chemistry, but both of these are missing from most of the scenes. The show shouldn't be painful to watch but this one is. Some manner of believability, even in a fantasy setting, is the ultimate let down here. Immortal powerful beings that are killed in a roll over car accident, is probably the most ridiculous thing to swallow. With Julie Plec's involvement everything above seems on point. This is the inevitable decent of crap storylines and weak writing. Anyone who's watched Vampire Diaries and Originals plummet into the utter garbage that was Legacies, will know what I mean. Avoid this one like the plague.

Really, really, painfully slow. Not enough substance or interest in these characters to warrant watching this uninteresting pile of dung. Greek tragedy's have a more uplifting story than this incredible waste of money. Just because the studios have nothing better to do. Please don't force this crap on unsuspecting people looking for an intelligent well thought out series.

Wow! You really need to turn your brain off for this one. Not only can the lead actress not fake an American accent. She also couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. This is seriously bad on all fronts.

This series is all over the map. Some of it is well done.

However the producers decision's to leave certain huge acts out of the show...... and then credit their success to the acts who participated!!!! It destroyed any credibility the show might have had.

Contrived garbage of history being rewritten.

Life long fan of this franchise but this show has few and far decent moments. Production looks dollar store compared to Mandalorian. Story wise it also makes no sense. Fans have really inflated the rating on this series. It's just meh for me. Obi-wan better not be this bad😡

Last season completely destroyed this series. What a complete waste of time. The seasons leading up to it were great but most of the last season doesn't follow what they built. HBO should have fired the producers and given this story the ending it deserved. Not this trash.

Only made it 25 minutes. It's complete garbage. No 10 or 11 for me. This is trash.

They clearly have money to burn but couldn't get anyone who can act or even sync up the dubbing properly. What a mess.

This film is meh. It's so meh I can't muster enough meh to review it🤷‍♂️

While not horrible it is very been there and done better before. No originality here at all. Just pieces of 20 movies unsuccessfully mashed into one.

The plot assumes that your drugged while watching. If your not good luck 👍

Been there done that. Not a very satisfying watch at all. Disney executives take on how they "think" heroes should act. It all falls very flat. Storylines are forced and rushed. Overall quite a lackluster effort. I have zero expectations for Captain America 4 from anyone who had a hand in this snooze fest. RIP Marvel cinematic universe.

Why do the people in charge look like white people? Is this projected? This is supposed to be feudal Japan? Horrible decisions have made this unwatchable.

The acting is bloody awful. English subs are ridiculous. Not even the Fred Savage doppelgänger can save this one😂

Finally we get the movie as it was meant to be. It will hold up to the test of time as one of the greatest DC has to offer. Worth every minute!!! Will Snyder get to make a sequel?

Not counting Pixar of course. This film checks all the boxes and still has a few surprises left. Don't trust the quarantine couch critics giving low scores. Their lives are empty husks devoid of life.

Not a sci fi. Not a thriller. The cast literally goes for a walk and talks in the woods. Zero plot. How do these garbage movies get made🤷‍♂️

For a love story its pretty lame. Not believable at all. One of the leads is either nervous through the entire production or just can't act.

Some decent actors here but this movie is just crap. The writers just threw a bunch of dumb scenarios together. How do these garbage movies get financed?

Your left waiting on a decent plot for literally 10 episodes. The pacing is horrendous. Lots of pretty people but ultimately this is Netflix attempt at a CW style show. Sad it could have been so much better.

The only redeeming quality to this garbage movie is the sweet release of the credits.