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Emergo (2011)
Watch if you can ignore all logic!
Okay.... the acting was okay, the effects standard at best, the story line tired and technique well worn. But I can still watch and enjoy a movie provided it makes sense.
This movie does not.... noises through the house (crashing, door bell etc), a kettle jumps from stove to counter and the stove goes off all in an instant, gale force winds in the house, girl hovering a meter over her bed...
And the final decision on the cause from the professionals is... wait for it.... SCHIZAPHRENIA Disgraceful.
For those that can ignore that logic good for you but it was a slap in the face for me looking for a compelling resolution. Very disappointing end to an average movie.
Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010)
GREAT NEWS Thats embarrassing...
There is a significant positive to this movie - there's no way there will be a sequel!!!!
- Edit I WAS RIGHT!!! Its been cancelled and there will be no sequel. Considering the tripe served up this is great news for movie goers everywhere
Yay!
Apart from that there's not much to say about this movie and it deserves even less.
The stereotyped cast a aimed at 11yr old girls and the mindset would have to be at that level to embrace them at all... the reactions of the characters is embarrassing... a light is shining at me - I'll stand here.
But i digress.... This is an advertisement for why people are critical of Australian movies. A childish amateurish attempt.
The jokes are poor, the relationships shallow and meaningless and no story to improve anything. The enemy is faceless and they have the hide to try and make feeling shine through when they die....
Terrible movie.