Reviews

Here I go again falling for the cover of a dvd as I have many times and I did think should I buy this? My answer is no if you want a disappointing film, may I say the film is bad in the acting and story firstly this couple go to a remote house in the countryside and after some copulating twice they see a animal through the window which is a man dressed like a fancy dress version of a werewolf it's so bad it's laughable. The owner of the house walks around with a rifle he is the werewolf's father who makes sure his son gets a nice dinner, the couple hear noises and try to find out what it is for god sake you saw the wolfman but still thought it was a animal. Basically the wolf bites the girl and kills the boyfriend and she goes back to London and that is the only reference to London a awful film and I wouldn't bother to see it. Why do they lie on the front cover of DVD's because the film needs to sell?

This film has the scariest clown I have ever seen, he is disgusting, evil, sadistic with no empathy for what he does. When he just stares at people he's creepy as hell and then that smile so repulsive and wicked, he kills his victims smirking away like a demented demon you so want the victims to get away and that clown face gets his comeuppance but no of course not. By the end of the film I feel is his face his real face as it seems to look so real how can it be just makeup and a false nose with his bloody teeth. At the end he shoots himself but in the morgue awakes like Jason vorhees to kill the mortician so part 2will be made?

Ok started to watch this dvd firstly the way it's filmed looks like some students put it together. Then the acting oh dear wooden to say the least that you don't care for any of the characters, it's about a group of wannabe actors who go to see this producer but he's not what he seems again played so badly it's comical. They are drugged and then tortured and killed but it's not gory as the lighting is abmissal throughout, the ending ends with no survivors but the producer so don't waste your money I wish I hadn't bothered.

Please do not purchase this it's so awful it's crap. The special effects are horrendous and the shark looks like a cloth made shark it is so bad, when it jumps out of the water it looks so amateur like students made it. Don't get me started on the actors they are all awful they can't act at all. At least make the shark look real not like it is a dreadful mess. Somehow the shark is made of other sharks all stitched together during the war to be a killing machine or something like that. I wanted to switch it off as it was so bad but kept watching just in case it got better but no it did not. A mad professor putting human brain in it and heart shall I say more, awful dreadful and I can't see how this was fit for release even on DVD.

OK so I got this DVD and hoped it would be a good horror film, yes it was like at the start two hitch hikers hail down a car then this bit was unexpected the hitch hiker man just slams a hammer into the drivers head then proceeds to chop him up but you don't see it in full frame just his head and arm chopping him up. The female just waits for him to finish and they drive off, these two are newly married and are murderers. Next couple is a brother & sister leaving home and they are picked up by the murdering couple, they go into a bar and ask where could they get a room for the night, they're told where to go and meet the owner of the hotel and so next day they go on a hike with the owner so the killing begins and then you find out it's the owner doing the killing a woman. Then this is where I am confused you see the owner has a husband and she is Pregnant and there is a toddler then the man cuts the baby out and feeds it blood from its bottle, the owner kills him and then goes to one of the survivors tied up on a bed and showed her her nipples which looked weird, the survivor escapes and kills the owner. Why was a baby fed blood? I don't get it do they eat flesh like cannibals or what, if anyone can explain the ending I would love to know it. ,

The title is the breeder so when it comes to him abducting the girl and tying her up on a metal table with her legs and wrists bound up you think oh no he's going to rape her, think again all he does is take blood and give her a smear!! Meanwhile her friend tries to find her and goes to the village I have no idea where this is or country. Awful acting by all and don't know why this mad man who is a major in the army captured her and for what use. Don't buy it it's a load of rubbish. Why do DVD covers lie, this is an 18 certificate but more like a 15, they always mislead the buyer why call it 'the breeder' when no breeding actually happens, it's not gory enough for an 18 certificate and not worth the money to watch this trash.

This film which is also titled 'Mark of the witch' is awful both the story line and actors are bad bad, it didn't make sense at all and not scary in the least.

It will make you just want to switch it off. It started with a bunch of cloaked figures and a baby then it's 18 years later and the girl is celebrating her 18th birthday there's a strange woman who I thought could be her grandma but you never get to know this. There was a woman who could have been a witch and the girls mother she kept appearing looking like a tramp with horrible teeth and long stained nails.

I didn't really understand this film because it was a piece of nonsense from start to finish so avoid it at all costs. Sometimes the cover of the DVD looks like it could be good but all I can say is looks can be deceiving.

Loved the whole series but season 6 was a bit of a let down, to end it with not knowing who killed Jenmy and how did Max get on with the birth of his baby,. It needed another season to make sense of season 6. It still had a lot to give like Bette & Tina would they stay in New York, would Alice and Tasha have gone on to have a child, would Shane ever settle down, new people could have been brought in its such a shame to end it. I mean Lucy Lawless who played the cop could be gay and hit it off with maybe Shane or Helena. But as a straight woman I thought the whole series was great and believable apart from some of season 6, it gives you an insight into lesbian life and relationships.

So what can I say about this film, it was dark, disturbing and repulsive in parts but I had to watch till the end. The lead actor who plays Martin plays him well a damaged man with mental issues probably brought on by being sexually abused by his father and his mother blames him for her husband being in jail. Martin never speaks throughout the film he coughs and cries he lives for his obsession to The Human Centipede film, he has a scrap book which he keeps as his favourite item until his mother tears it up in anger. His rage at this ends in him caving her face in with his crowbar which he uses to knock out his victims in the car park. His job as a car park attendant gives him choices to pick his victims to make his version of the human centipede, once he dumps them in a empty warehouse all bound up with duct tape when he gets his 12 people he then tries to copy what he has seen on the film, here it's a bit different as in the human centipede 1 the doctor actually medically joined digestive systems to each one but Martin lets say joins them up using staples to join mouth to anus so the only way to make them defecate is an injection of laxative to each one and then he found this most entertaining but surely the ones that had to swallow this foulness could have choked.

What a awful awful film, it was not scary at all mainly because the baby in it was a doll and when you do see his face it looks like paper mâché so bad it's funny.

The acting was also awful and the killing scenes so unrealistic why did I watch it to the end? I do not recommend this at all a stupid storyline of woman gives birth to baby which you never find out why its evil and looks awful, a man trying to steal it who is some sort of satanist and along the way this baby kills people either by attacking their throats or if you make eye contact it can make you kill yourself.

Nothing made sense at all so don't waste your time.

Where do I start, basically Perry Benson and Dido play a sadistic couple who after stealing a boy and girl brainwash them into their way of living, as the two work at an airport they soon ensnare a poor girl as a new daughter for the couple, this poor girl is tortured by the sick woman by cutting her while the dad figure likes killing people and jerking off to their body parts yuck,! All you wish for is that the girl breaks free and kills them all, one failed attempt the dad stuffs her in a suitcase and beats her with a mallet engaging the 'son' to do it too. After she frees herself she does good and kills them all apart from the'son'. You just wanted her too get free and kill the sick family, a good film with sickening violence but worth a view, Perry Benson as the sadistic 'dad' is a must see.

As usual I saw Ray Winstone and thought oh sounds a good film, boy was I wrong Most of her film is set in Italy following Glen Murphy's character walking about fields and tight streets meeting an Italian cafe owner and getting involved in his granddaughters English boyfriend meetings but no one really sees him only this old man, Ray plays Glens dad and is a nasty piece of work this is in flashbacks .

I couldn't make sense of this film it was too boring but I think Glen's character is actually dead and that's why no one sees him except the old man who I think is his grandad or great grandad I don't know blooming awful and a waste of time.

What an awful film not even scary it's basically about a reality show based on a camp where the last one standing wins a million dollars.

Eric Roberts is the show creator who set it all up and so the 20 something's arrive at camp and they all have some problem that they should have gone to rehab for but have been sent here. The first 40 minutes is dull the killings are awful you basically don't care about any of them as the acting sucks.

In the end one of them is doing the killings to win and then is bumped off by another of the gang who then thinks she's won only for Eric Roberts to kill her off too.

Apparently their parents sent them there to get killed off and reap insurance money? Don't bother with this movie it's not a patch on Friday the 13th it's dull dull!!!!!!!!

Once again I did not check up on this movie and totally regret it! The film style is awful low budget and messy. It starts slow with a guy driving along and then he tries to get petrol from cars meets some zombies who are slow and not too scary and then he comes to a house knocks on the door and then looks through the letterbox, oh dear he is then shot in the face by the head of the family a quite large chap with Dennis Healy eyebrows which I must say you can't take your eyes off the whole of the movie.

We then meet the family 'Dennis' the dad, mum who at first thought your too young to be his wife, two daughters one is preggers her husband, a son and grandad. Grandad is in bed unwell and the teenage son looks a bit ill too (I wonder why). The son then becomes unwell and mum takes him to the bathroom where oh dear he dies and then she won't accept it but when he wakes up as a zombie they have to lock him in the bathroom.

Eventually grandad turns too and gets locked in the bedroom the family don't know what to do so good old dad says he will go out for help big mistake as he comes across a gang of youths who kill him by driving over him again and again. Back at home pregnant daughter gets bit by her brother and then gives birth which we don't see or the baby which is wrapped in a towel, she then bites her husband who turns which leaves mum and younger daughter, oh grandad bites the mum and both he and son escape. The ending is mum and daughter saved by a truck of soldiers the end.

Bad acting by all and zombie action rubbish not worth a view.

What an awful film! Terrible lighting and acting and the DVD cover is so misleading it looks like the actor who did Priest (there is no one in this movie like that).

It starts with a hit man killing a few baddies and then his next job is to kill something entirely different a head vampire who looks like Pete Burns!!! The lead actor is emotionless throughout the movie, when he meets "Pete" the vampire he tells him everyone he comes into contact with will die by his hands.

Now comes the bar with other Chinese characters who end up having to help kill vampires helped by the owner of the bar who has these Chinese death certificates which if you stick it on their forehead they die and then you dismember them.

There is a lot of blood splattered and killing but it was all too messy a total waste of time.

Once again I went for the cover of the DVD and thought oh this looks OK, but so not worth the money.

It starts off with two male thieves who break into a house and start looking around until they get to the basement and find a safe, unfortunately they come across a man strapped down to a mattress and gagged and they both think we'd better leave, this is dodgy.

One of them wants to open the safe and then leave but before they can a man enters the room and attacks them and knocks them out,they awake to find themselves tied up and gagged of course! This man comes back and tortures the mattress man while the two thieves watch in fear, meanwhile one of the thieves cuts himself free (how easy is that)he waits for the man to go and goes after him and batters him unconscious he then returns to the mattress man unties him and asks what the hell is going on? Then the film becomes crazy the mattress man is the real mad man and he then proceeds to torture everyone and its so ridiculous, you do not seem to find out who the other man was and there's a girl too who is found in a blanket box and is tortured too.

One of the thieves keeps getting away and then caught by the mad man drugged and tied up again, the other is not so lucky he is eventually killed. As for the other man and girl well the man meets a gruesome end by having a wooden broom handle shoved up his rectum yuck! Near the end a policeman calls by and the mad man answers the door covered in blood (err suspicious) the cop wants to come in to check things are OK, once in mad man knifes him dead oops.

Thief left alive escapes again finds cops gun and holds up mad man who has the girl threatening to kill her, its to no avail mad man slits her throat leaving thief pointing a gun at him, enter cop number 2 who shoots thief dead leaving just him and mad man guess what? Next scene cop tied up and gagged with mad man behind him the end.

Badly filmed, poor acting not worth a 18 rating a waste of time.

This film is about a woman who seems to get into peoples homes tortures and kills them and then walks away!

America Olivo plays her very well a person who can calmly make a cup of coffee and then go and torture someone with no conscience at all.

It starts in a house where shes dancing around the kitchen and then upstairs are the two occupants tied up and tortured, the man is still alive but his wife has died, America then puts a tap into his chest and turns it on making him bleed to death yuck!

As she leaves she hears a child crying and goes in I was worried because I did not want to see any horror towards a child but we do not see it thank god.

Next we see three male friends talking about their music and from there America gets one of them in his own home and tortures him quite graphically, if you like gore and blood this is for you she seems to relish hurting him. Then his mate comes round hears screaming rushes down into the basement (where shes doing the torturing) and sees what she has done a fight erupts and the mate pours acid on her face and saves his mate, or does he because here is where it went a bit weird the tortured man is now healed but having flashbacks and seeing the woman wherever he goes, but then hes back in the chair still tortured and his girlfriend is next to get the torture treatment and dies from it.

The mate who saved him initially turns up and gets set alight and killed! Upstairs his other mate arrives and America gives him a drink shes made a cocktail of weedkiller! so he dies, keep up, now for the finale she strangles the first man who she has been torturing and leaves, a scene where all the dead are in the basement and then the one who drank weedkiller wakes up and it goes dark and he screams!

I enjoyed it though intense and gory in places but did not get the scenes where hes better and seeing things maybe while tortured he had visions I do not know. Also in her killing spree she kills a old lady with her pills and a woman by electrocuting her in her bath.

How does she get into all these homes? does everyone leave their doors unlocked lol

I was so looking forward to Hostel III as I had enjoyed the other two.

Set in Las Vegas OK that could be good, four blokes on a stag weekend get involved in the elite hunting club because unknown to them their buddy is one of the baddies.

One guy goes missing and ends up tied to a chair while beyond the glass the bidders are bidding on how he dies! The torturer takes the skin off his face nice, then you do not see anymore what happens to the guy? The other three are worried about him and try to find him and end up at the torture place awaiting their fate. Guy number two is tortured by a woman who shoots arrows into him until he dies. Not much gore in this movie and all the other kills are minimum and rather dull, The ending is the guy who thinks all his friends are dead gets a shock when one returns to reek revenge on him and does so by tying him up and using a electric saw on him but you do not see it just blood splatters and screams.

I wish it was more like the other Hostel films but I liked some aspects of it.

I never learn, do not buy a DVD which is number 68 in the charts and expect it to be any good.

This film with what seems to be Spanish actors was dreadful, it starts with a woman getting beat up by her drunk husband and then she goes to see this man who advertises himself on the TV as some sort of helper for anything you want. The woman goes to see him and asks if he can help her with her wife beating husband but he says I cannot, she then goes to another source a woman she reads about in the paper.

She then returns to the man and tells him shes killed her husband after giving him a potion from this woman, unfortunately he keeps coming back at night to see her to which all of a sudden a noise and the husband is there a zombie no less! He attacks them but they get away and go to the mans friend's house.

There is also another female who wants to film this man so she tags along, that night the zombie finds them and attacks again and again they get away.

The first hour of this film is mainly what I outlined you only see this one zombie and its boring!!! The last half hour they go to this woman's place (the one who gave the potion) and find she has zombies in her backyard so like most films go in her house and get caught and tied up and wait for the zombies to come out.

The ending is all the zombies die because the woman made them with this potion and voodoo and when their effigies fall into a fire the zombies die smoking!! I found the acting wooden the story too tedious so my advice is please check that any film you want to buy you look it up beforehand on sites like IMDb, I wasted money and time on this piece of crap.

I loved this film not just that its British but it had all the soaps intermingled, Eastenders, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks.

It starts with Martin Kemp (Steve from Eastenders) watching Adele Silva (Kelly from Emmerdale) giving him a lap dance, however he starts to change into a werewolf as he gets aroused and the poor girl stabs him in the eye with a silver pen (nice one).

The owner of the bar comes through and sees the mess and tells one of her heavies to get rid of him, meanwhile somewhere in London a group of men who are werewolves get suspicious of their mate who by now is missing.

Adele Silva's character is going out with one of these men and unbeknown to her is a werewolf! The rest of the film is the girls in the club having to fight these wolves off and kill them.

Its a good watch and it may not be a US blockbuster but I think its great with great music score.

I was really disappointed in this film, the acting was awful especially the lead girl, talk about unmoving she was useless The beginning sees a woman eating her sons guts and his dad looking on until he shoots her, then the young lad turns and his dad had to kill him too, I did not like this due to it being a child.

Then we move on to weeks later and zombies are everywhere and groups form to kill them. Enter the reporter girl she joins a team based in a wood and wants to make a documentary on what they are doing. Here the acting is awful and pointless.

One scene where some of the team go to a bar run by this man with the most hideous voice I have ever heard! The whole film is just a waste of time and the zombies are dumb not too scary.

Give it a clear miss.

What can I say about this awful film, rather a lot. we start with a murder on a beach of a couple, the musical score itself is terrible droning on and on.

The killer then returns to his dirty room with his only friends female mannequins! He talks to them and puts scalps of his female kills on their head WEIRDO.

Frank is his name and he has terrible breathing problems or asthma as this is all you can hear throughout the film and it really got on my nerves.

He seems to have to kill women because he cannot make relationships with them and you have his abusive mother to blame for this which stems from his childhood.

He kills a hooker, model, couple in a car and a nurse. He befriends a photographer and then tries to kill her too but she gets away.

How Frank can catch anyone is a laugh he's overweight with man boobs and wearing his puffed up jacket he looks ridiculous.

The ending is just as weird. he goes to his room and then imagines all the people he has killed attacking him in his bed and pulling his head off! When the police find him Frank is dead but he's stabbed himself.

This film is not worth watching with the awful sounds of the actors breathing tones and musical background, the bad acting of all the cast, just forget it unless you like background noise and bad acting.

Think of the film Snakes on a Plane and then watch this, a flight, a prisoner attached to a cop, a man who knows how to deal with the problem! Instead of slippery snakes you have zombies attacking all and sundry on a flight and who will survive?

Down in the cargo hold sits a man in protective clothing and mask guarding a crate, inside is a woman with a disease who is kept there to be transported to some medical place. Upstairs her husband and bald guy discuss what they will do with her when they get her there.

Unfortunately turbulence on the plane causes the crate to move and other crates fall on the guy's leg amputating it, the woman's crate thus opens and out she comes scared and in pain, the man guarding shoots her and then of course later on she becomes a zombie!

The husband and some other guy go down to check and they too are chomped.

The passengers are still unaware of whats going on but eventually the zombies start to appear and various people are killed and then more zombies are born!

At the end there are only 4 survivors one of whom is a prisoner who lands the plane in the desert, unfortunately for him he was bit but we are left guessing, some zombies were sucked out the plane and landed in the desert and of course at the end it leaves room for a sequel or does it?

I enjoyed it there was blood and zombies galore and the acting was OK it was jam packed and I would recommend it.

I enjoyed this film, because Danny Dyer is a superb actor and played the psycho Frankie really well that I could see that he was a troubled person with inner demons.

The actress in the lead was also good and the two played off each other well. Frankie escapes from prison and hijacks the girls car and threatens her with his razor and ties her up by one wrist with some plastic bind, then off he drives with her telling her hes going to Kent to an airfield to get a plane to fly off.

On their route they come across people who get in Frankie's way and he kills them including a fan of his who follows them and hits a policeman who is questioning Frankie and for his help Frankie cuts his throat! Frankie takes a shine to the girl and tells her of his life and his problems, at a petrol station while hes buying petrol the girl writes a help note and sticks it in a makeup purse and leaves it on the ground hoping someone will help her, but this bloke steals the money and dumps the purse down a grate.

The girl does escape but Frankie gets her in the end and off they drive again until he wants to change the car and she stops a passer by and Frankie puts him in the boot of the old car and they steal this man's car, luckily for her she finds the man's mobile and rings her husband and tells him everything while Frankie's in a shop.

Frankie of course finds out and is not pleased thinking she likes him so off they go again, she then has some pills for panic attacks and asks him for them and while pretending to swig it she spits it into the bottle and it dissolves then Frankie swigs it and starts to feel weird, he stops the car in the middle of nowhere and there's a chase and she tells him what shes done and that he has not got long to live thanks to these pills to which he feels worse and the ending is she stabs him with his razor and kills him.