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Pony Trouble (2005)
Worse then a Uwe Boll movie
I'll attempt to keep this short. As much as I enjoy bad B-Movies of all sorts, this movie was worse than then worst Uwe Boll could come up with. It was a struggle to even pay attention enough to get through this thing.
I would not consider this thing to even be a wanna-be bad B-movie. It's just...beyond bad. Bad doesn't even begin to describe it. There are really no PC words to use to even be able to describe how crappy this movie was. The acting was rancid, the script was horrid and should have been burned, badly shot, cheesy effects even for a bad movie. I know quite a few people that LARP and even in their most extreme nerdy moments, are not that stupidly deranged either drunk or drugged.
Spare your brain and your eyes from this dump of a flick, skip it entirely. Your brain will thank you for it later.
Cope (2007)
"Coped" through this bomb
If Brain Damage productions really want to get better, then they need to stop making P.O.S. flicks. This one was only just slightly better than another crappy junk flick they did. I won't name it, I'll spare you the horror of that rancid one.
This movie had zero plot. If it did, it was lost in the trash somewhere or maybe someone's dog ate it. The acting was a little better than a previous movie I had viewed from this production company. At least there was some chemistry between the actors. And that is pretty much about it that was good about this thing.
There was no plot, no point and the effects were lame, even the supposed gore was lame. Just skip this junk film all together and spare your brain.
Ritânâ (2002)
Matrix meets Independence Day meets Terminator (sorta)
This movie is definately worth seeing. Not your typical B-movie! Cute tough guy, cute tough girl, great special effects, great gun fights, time travelling, cool looking aliens. Its got it all, and very importantly, no plot holes.