This movie was one of my favorite movies. It had suspense, mystery and love. I would reccomend this movie to everyone, except for young children because of that one sex scene and the death scenes. I give this movie a 9/10.
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20 Reviews
The Juniper Tree
(1990)
Pretty good
13 July 2004
This movie is actually interesting at parts. Although some of it will bore you. The reason it is so interesting is because its weird and Bjork acts in it. I'll give it 8/10. All I have say now is that the ending will confuse you, I sure did get confused. In fact, I am very confused about right now.
The Lickerish Quartet
(1970)
Good Film?
13 July 2004
This movie left me confused at times. This is one of those movies with confusing endings. If you watch this film, watch very closely, because if you're going to forward throughout the whole thing, then you miss out. There is some nudity in the film and brief frontal nudity. I wouldn't say there is real "sex" in the film, so don't get confused by what you read about the film. I hope this helps you understand a little about this film. I'll give it 7/10 for the little things in the movie(you'll see what I mean by watching it).
Teorema
(1968)
Quite Boring
13 July 2004
If you ask me, this movie was quite boring. After reading all of the other comments on this site, I thought this movie would show something interesting, but it failed to amaze me at all. There was very little dialogue and the subtitles were blurry and barely visible most of the time. There wasn't any nudity in the film either. Although, this movie is done quite artistically. And that could be a plus for some people! I'd give this film a 5/10 because this film is weird and me like weird!
Caligula
(1979)
Who cares?
12 July 2004
This movie is not that big of a deal. People think that its full of disgusting and disturbing images, when its not really. I even saw the unrated version. It really deserves to be in the horror section because it has more gore-like images than anything else in the movie. Any person at least 14 or over could probably see this movie. I think this movie accurately portrayed all of the historical events of that time. Call me crazy, but I actually like this movie, but that's just my opinion. I'd reccomend this movie to anyone up for something new. I'll give this movie 8/10 because the scenes didn't look very real.
Emmanuelle
(1974)
A Classic
12 July 2004
This movie is a classic and there is no other copy or sequel that can match it! There is no real plot to this movie, but the scenery and clothing make it all worthwhile and some other good stuff. I give this movie 9/10.
The other movies like Emmanuelle 5 cannot compete with this one!
The other movies like Emmanuelle 5 cannot compete with this one!
Farinelli
(1994)
Nicely filmed
2 May 2004
I was quite intrigued by the scenery in the film. I also like the acting. The actors in the film were perfectly chosen. They fit right into their characters. One thing I didn't like about the movie was that whole brotherly thing in the movie. They kept saying that they had a pact or something like that to the women. And the opera was nice to a point, but then I just kept forwarding. It was the same thing over and over again, but to different tunes. If you like operas and, Italian and French actors, this movie is worth seeing. I give it an 8.5 out of 10.
Nudo di donna
(1981)
Huh?
2 May 2004
I loved the scenery in the film. The acting was mediocre. It was one of those movies that confuses you. I did not get what was going on from the beginning till the end of the movie. Every time I saw a blonde woman, I thought there was a new character, but it was just that Elanora woman. She looks quite different at different angles. At times, I thought she was Beatrice. Beatrice had a small role, but she acted very well. I liked her in the other films she had done. If you like a movie that will throw you off at times, but is somewhat enjoyable, Nudo di donna fits you. I give it a 7 out of 10.
Carry on Emmannuelle
(1978)
Quite hilarious
2 May 2004
At first, I thought this movie actually had to do with The Emmanuelle. But, then I was told that the spelling is different. When I saw the video cover, I still thought that it had to do with the Emmanuelle series.
After watching this funny movie, I was very amused. This movie was super funny. It had some awkward scenes, though. The one problem I had with this film was the characters. I usually like to see films with good looking people in them, but the only okay looking person here was Emmannuelle. I guess they wanted to make her seem a lot more beautiful compared to everyone else. If you like comedies with a little dirty humor, Carry on Emmanuelle will carry you away. I give this film a 9 out of 10.
After watching this funny movie, I was very amused. This movie was super funny. It had some awkward scenes, though. The one problem I had with this film was the characters. I usually like to see films with good looking people in them, but the only okay looking person here was Emmannuelle. I guess they wanted to make her seem a lot more beautiful compared to everyone else. If you like comedies with a little dirty humor, Carry on Emmanuelle will carry you away. I give this film a 9 out of 10.
Blood for Dracula
(1974)
Not that scary
2 May 2004
Warning: Spoilers
I thought this movie would at least have a small aspect of horror. I thought that it would be disgusting, but all of the bloody scenes seemed fake.
All of the acting was done well, but the actors didn't get me very convinced. (Spoilers ahead)The sex scenes seemed to be quite pointless and long. When I saw Dallesandro in the movie, I figured out what he'd be doing(*wink wink*). When Dracula kept barfing out the blood, I thought that it was a little weird. I was just thinking, when will it end. The only scene I was disgusted by was when he licked the blood off the floor. When I read reviews about him licking blood off the floor, I didn't really know what people meant, but now I seem to get it. If I were to categorize this film, I would put it in the camp films.. If you want to see a campy film with little horror and little nudity, then go see this film. I give it an 8 out of 10.
All of the acting was done well, but the actors didn't get me very convinced. (Spoilers ahead)The sex scenes seemed to be quite pointless and long. When I saw Dallesandro in the movie, I figured out what he'd be doing(*wink wink*). When Dracula kept barfing out the blood, I thought that it was a little weird. I was just thinking, when will it end. The only scene I was disgusted by was when he licked the blood off the floor. When I read reviews about him licking blood off the floor, I didn't really know what people meant, but now I seem to get it. If I were to categorize this film, I would put it in the camp films.. If you want to see a campy film with little horror and little nudity, then go see this film. I give it an 8 out of 10.
Fellini Satyricon
(1969)
Cool, but weird
2 May 2004
I heard that this movie was found and fragments of it were put
together. I thought that, that was really interesting.
When I started to watch this movie, I thought that it would be a great
adventure, and it somewhat did, but a weird adventure. The whole movie,
I was either really bored or somewhat frightened. Some of the concepts
in the movie freaked me out. If you like to see a movie that will
confuse you a bit and kind of entertain you, then Satyricon is the
movie for you. I'll give this movie a 7 out of 10, only because its
weirdness entertained me.
together. I thought that, that was really interesting.
When I started to watch this movie, I thought that it would be a great
adventure, and it somewhat did, but a weird adventure. The whole movie,
I was either really bored or somewhat frightened. Some of the concepts
in the movie freaked me out. If you like to see a movie that will
confuse you a bit and kind of entertain you, then Satyricon is the
movie for you. I'll give this movie a 7 out of 10, only because its
weirdness entertained me.
Kopeyka
(2002)
Confusing.
24 April 2004
I don't know how I always end up watching weird movies. This movie was very confusing. It kept changing from one scene to the next.
I didn't understand how the car, the Kopeck, was really involved in the movie. You only see the car in some scenes, but that's it. The rest of the movie revolves around the lives of the characters. I seemed to be quite disturbed by the movie at some points, even though this movie isn't really disturbing. All I know, is that I need to watch out what movies I see and don't. If you want to see a weird movie that is somewhat entertaining, then this movie is right for you.
I didn't understand how the car, the Kopeck, was really involved in the movie. You only see the car in some scenes, but that's it. The rest of the movie revolves around the lives of the characters. I seemed to be quite disturbed by the movie at some points, even though this movie isn't really disturbing. All I know, is that I need to watch out what movies I see and don't. If you want to see a weird movie that is somewhat entertaining, then this movie is right for you.
The Legend of Rita
(2000)
Great!
14 April 2004
Warning: Spoilers
(Spoiler?)I really liked this movie. I thought that the filming and photography was wonderful. I really like the plot also.
The people were not that great looking, but they acted well. I'm not too sure on that whole lesbian thing that went on. That kind of freaked me out. What I didn't like about this movie was the ending. All I could think was WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! Anyways, it was an overall good movie. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes to go through a crazy adventure.
The people were not that great looking, but they acted well. I'm not too sure on that whole lesbian thing that went on. That kind of freaked me out. What I didn't like about this movie was the ending. All I could think was WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! Anyways, it was an overall good movie. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes to go through a crazy adventure.
Jamón, Jamón
(1992)
Bit Confusing
8 April 2004
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not sure what to think about this movie. It was quite confusing at times. I'm not sure why the trucks kept being shown passing by. Was it to make the movie longer? Or was it transition between scenes? One thing good about this movie, was the good looking people. Penelope Cruz looked pretty because she was very natural looking, a bit whore-like, but she didn't look fake. Of all the foreign movies I've seen, all of the other actors were new to me. (spoilers?) When I rented this movie, I expected something a little more than what was shown. The ending really blew me off. The characters were just shown crying, then the movie ended. There was no "real" ending. I wanted to know what had happened to the rest of the characters. Another thing that confused me was the "bullfighting" scene. What was really the point of the nudity? And the fighting with the hams. That part was actually kind of funny though. I would recommend this movie to anyone who would like to see it, but just keep in mind that it is not that big of a deal
Kostroma
(2002)
WEIRD!
28 March 2004
I recently saw this movie and thought that is was the most strange movie I had ever seen. The woman was topless in some scenes which really confused me. Why couldn't she just cover herself up with leaves? In some parts, the camera was focused on a lake for several minutes. I could not stand this movie! Although there are some good parts to the movie: the scenery was nice in some parts and it was very colorful. The woman looked like Sertab Erener. I couldn't understand why the braid and the cat kept coming out of the hole. This movie is full of randomness. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then go see the movie yourself. If you are a random person then you'll really like this movie.5/10 stars
I.K.U.
(2000)
Frightening
28 March 2004
This movie was truly frightening. It was very hardcore. There were many scary sex scenes. If you want to see a sci-fi porn, then this one is for you.
Watch out for some scenes that might offend you. Get your remote ready because you'll need to forward some scenes. All I can say is that this movie is graphic and if you can handle a crazy movie like this than go right ahead.
I will recommend this movie to some, but not to all. I could handle it, can you?
Watch out for some scenes that might offend you. Get your remote ready because you'll need to forward some scenes. All I can say is that this movie is graphic and if you can handle a crazy movie like this than go right ahead.
I will recommend this movie to some, but not to all. I could handle it, can you?
Kadosh
(1999)
Another boring movie
28 March 2004
I thought this movie was boring. Its not just the unattractive people in the movie, but the long scenes were the people just talk about nonsense.
I was hoping to see a sacred tale of love and lust, but that is not what I saw at all. There was one sex scene that scared me. Trust me, you do not want to see that scene. What I didn't understand from this movie is the religious part of it.
I would not recommend this movie to all, but there might be few who will actually like it.
I was hoping to see a sacred tale of love and lust, but that is not what I saw at all. There was one sex scene that scared me. Trust me, you do not want to see that scene. What I didn't understand from this movie is the religious part of it.
I would not recommend this movie to all, but there might be few who will actually like it.
Lolita
(1997)
Lolita, Lolita, Lolita
28 March 2004
Dominique Swain did an excellent job playing the role of Lolita. Even though she was around 18 when the movie was filmed, she looked really young in the movie. What I didn't get was the fact that she played a 12 year old girl, but acted like she was 8. Jeremy Irons looked like a true pedophile in this movie. The way he looked at Lolita in the scenes freaked me out. I must warn you that this movie has a little male nudity, and it is not pleasant. This movie has many funny parts, but I don't think they were intentional. I would recommend this movie because although it has some weird parts, it is good overall. 9/10 stars
Body Heat
(1981)
Okay.
28 March 2004
Warning: Spoilers
After seeing this movie, I can only say that it is okay. I thought Kathleen Turner was very beautiful in the film. Although the guy she was with looked like a pedophile. There was very explicit sex in the movie that's only in your mind. You don't actually see anything, but the fact that you think they did that makes it explicit. (Possible spoiler) At some points, I must say, I was quite disturbed. The scene when the girl walks in on Kathleen Turner and the other guy really freaked me out. The long lawyer scenes annoyed me a bit also. If you enjoy seeing a movie with a few good scenes, but mostly boring scenes, this is the movie for you.
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