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7/10
Good. Bad. Indifferent.
31 July 2009
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A difficult one to sum up. Poltergeist II covers the whole scale. The first half of the movie has very much the same feel as the original; a normal suburban family getting on with life, whilst eerie things begin to occur in the background.

The sequel to the excellent Poltergeist picks up four years after the original, and the Freeling family are still attempting to come to terms with the aftermath of their experiences and are struggling financially, unable to get an insurance payout on their home which mysteriously vanished in the first film; the family are living with Diane's mother.

So far, so fairly good. The inciting incident occurs when Diane's mother suddenly dies, and the mysterious and very scary looking Reverend Tom Kane displays an unhealthy interest in Carol-Anne.

Unfortunately, the main flaw with this film is that it's climax is devastatingly anti-climatic, we see the "other side" for the first time, but it is all very bizarre and unsuspenseful which ruins the film's impact, which until the final 10 minutes was reasonably exciting and scary.

All in all, worth a watch for fans of the original, because this is a decent ride. Don't expect too much and you will most likely enjoy this good but flawed picture.
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10/10
Vastly Underrated
13 February 2007
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Generations has long been criticised as one of the poorer Star Trek films but I disagree with that assessment.

One of the focal criticisms people make about the movie is Kirk's role in the film. William Shatner is afforded nothing more than a glorified cameo. However, I think this adds to the picture as opposed to detracting from it; Generations is a Next Generation movie, so to feature Kirk prominently would be a mistake and a slight on TNG cast, who all acted ably in their first screen adventure.

Also, Kirk's death (also heavily criticised) to me is well done too. The character had long stated in the series and films his destiny was to die alone; and although not strictly true, his death did seem remote and lonely and the fact he died not in a hail of bullets added to the picture in my opinion.

Patrick Stewart as Picard, and Shatner demonstrated real chemistry together,and Brent Spiner as Data steals nearly all the scenes he's in; an emotion chip adds some real comic moments.

Malcolm Macdowell also is a terrific villain, with a real, simple aim which thankfully makes the plot a lot clearer as science, admittedly complicates matters a bit too much in several sequences.

All in all this is a terrific, traditional Trek adventure. Well worth a watch.
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Psycho III (1986)
6/10
One Sequel Too Far
13 January 2007
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An extremely disappointing follow up to the horror classic, Psycho and its actually rather good sequel.

Psycho III, unlike its predecessors is little more than another 80's slasher flick and not a particularly memorable one at that.

This instalment tries to pay tribute to Hitchcock, its opening scene being an obvious homage to Vertigo as well as Diana Scarwid's protagonist being another somewhat too obvious reference to Janet Leigh's iconic Marion Crane character from the original Psycho.

Somehow, somewhere though this film falls extremely flat; there's little to no suspense, an uneasy randomness to the kills, and it feels nothing like a Psycho film aside from the forced references.

The studio probably felt the same way about this film which is why another sequel was commissioned as a TV movie in 1990; to bring a slightly more fitting end to the franchise.
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Psycho II (1983)
8/10
Better Than You Would Think
13 January 2007
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I'm sure many eyebrows were raised when someone made the decision to cash in on the 1980's slasher flick boom by distributing a sequel to the 1960 horror classic, Psycho.

Psycho II is set 22 years after Hitchcock's masterpiece and is surprisingly entertaining.

The film is paced slowly with some great camera work and the film makers obviously made an effort not to tarnish the legacy of the original, namely by staving off graphic murder scenes (for the most part, anyway).

Anthony Perkins was obviously well in tune with his Norman Bates character as he played him as a likable and sympathetic person much like he was in the original Psycho (It can't be easy to return to a role after two decades). It's a nice touch to have Vera Miles, also from the first film amongst the supporting cast. Meg Tilly also gives strong support as Norman's confidant.

Psycho II is full of twists and turns that will keep you guessing right up until the end.

A strong recommendation from me. 8 stars.
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Halloween (1978)
9/10
The Greatest of the Slasher Flicks
27 February 2005
John Carpenter's Halloween is quite frankly a horror masterpiece. It tells the immortal story of escaped mental patient Michael Myers, who returns to his hometown on Halloween night to stalk and kill a group of babysitters.

This was the first and without doubt the best in the Halloween franchise. Carpenter shows great restraint in pacing the story very slowly and building likable characters; unusual for a horror picture.

Even more unusual is the non-existence of blood and gore, and yet it remains the scariest Halloween to date.

Halloween marked the film debut of Jamie Lee Curtis and a defining point in the late great Donald Pleasence's career. A true classic.
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4/10
Disappointing.
20 December 2004
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers was alike Halloween II a great sequel and thoroughly justified the questionable decision to bring Myers back.

The shock ending to Part 4 also left fans demanding another sequel ASAP. I bet they wished they hadn't bothered.

Halloween 5 is so obviously rushed and is littered with plot holes and events that make no sense whatsoever.

Jamie's madness is almost discarded as a plot line, the man in black subplot makes little sense and makes even less in Part 6. Also Ellie Cornell's likable Rachel Carruthers character is killed off almost instantly, and instead the film is carried by a bunch of colourless, obnoxious and unbelievably formulaic characters.

The result of this is that the viewer begins to root for Myers, willing him to slice and dice these dull protagonists.

The two cops amused me, but the circus SFX did not. The only thing that lifts this picture barely above standard horror, is the performance of Donald Pleasence, his Loomis character really begins to lose the plot in this one.

Unquestionably the weakest Michael Myers flick, although Part 6, and Resurrection are only mildly better. This is where the wheels began to fall away in the Halloween saga, even H20 is frustrating, as it discards parts 4-6 as ever happening. Let's hope Part 9 is an improvement and a return to form for the franchise although I wouldn't hold my breath.
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7/10
Guess who's back!
20 December 2004
So, it transpires that Michael Myers survived being blown up on Halloween night 1978, and ten years later HE wakes from a decade of comatose to kill again.

OK, the premise is laughable but the decision to resurrect deranged serial killer Michael Myers is vindicated through a fine movie with several memorable moments and a shocking finale.

Donald Pleasence is on fine form as Myer's increasingly crazed doctor, Sam Loomis, who also survived being blown up in Halloween II. Loomis now walks with the aid of a stick and has burns to his face and hands but is otherwise fine. Blimey! He's almost as indestructible as Myers himself!

Halloween 4 racks up the jumps and gore but loses none of the thrills and excitement form the original movies. Ellie Cornell and Danielle Harris are excellent support for Pleasence in one of the best in the Halloween franchise.
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3/10
Absolutely appalling.
6 September 2004
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As a stand alone horror movie, this is just fine. As the eighth installment of the fairly successful 'Halloween' series it's terrible.

*SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW* Firstly the viewer is insulted before the creepy Halloween theme music even plays. It consists of psychiatric nurses discussing how Myers survived having his head chopped off in H20. It wasn't Myers you see, no, he'd torn out some policeman's voicebox, and put his own mask and suit on the poor bloke. So, Laurie Strode only succeeding in killing a law enforcement officer and not her psychotic brother. Myers has once again got off scot free. This in itself is laughable but what's even more shocking is that Jamie Lee Curtis' appearance in the film is nothing more than a cameo, yes she's hacked to pieces within minutes.

Therefore an audience is left wondering what direction Halloween: Resurrection will take, now Loomis, Lloyd and Strode are all dead. Does Myers have any more family members to hunt down and kill? Apparently not.

The deranged killer instead takes it upon himself to kill teenage interlopers who have taken up residence in his old house on Halloween night for an internet reality show.

So, after bludgeoning to death most of Haddonfield for over twenty years and surviving more physical harm than Rasputin, it seems no one can end Myers tyranny. All except, Busta Rhymes? Yes, after conquering the music world, Rhymes almost single handedly conquers Myers and puts an end to his latest killing spree.

This is a sequel we could have done without. H20 seemed a relatively fitting end to the series and if they needed to follow it up, they should have tied up the loose ends from parts 4, 5 & 6, instead of wasting time on this rubbish.

With Halloween 9 on the horizon, Michael Myers is in grave danger of becoming a parody of himself, much like Freddy Krueger did. Hopefully, the writers and film makers will see sense and give the Halloween series a fitting finale, (maybe by reintroducing Lloyd's baby) while it just about maintains its credibility as a superior horror series.
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Hellboy (2004)
6/10
A fun ride
6 September 2004
Within minutes anyone who appreciates a good story will no doubt feel shortchanged and possibly may even be rolling around the cinema aisles in fits of laughter.

If you can get over the fact that Nazis opened a porthole to another dimension and attempted to unleash demons on Allied troops to win the Second World War with the aid of a resurrected Grigori Rasputin, you may enjoy this action adventure.

Admittedly the action sequences and effects are great and Ron Perlman is superb as the wisecracking superhero, Hellboy. John Hurt too is fittingly OTT as Hellboy's mentor.

There is also an amusing romantic subplot which will keep you entertained although it's hardly Casablanca. An action movie sharp in dialogue but decidedly blunt in story is nevertheless an enjoyable ride, just so long as you don't expect too much.
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The Fly (1986)
9/10
A great horror film.
1 July 2004
The Fly is an immensely superior horror film, it is paced perfectly and executed by the lead players effectively.

Jeff Goldblum is outstanding as Seth Brundle, an eccentric scientist who believes he's created an invention that will change the world; teleporters, which can transport inanimate objects from one place to another.

However, when Brundle tries to pass through himself he hasn't bargained on a fly finding its way into the teleporter with him. The horror begins!

What follows is terrific, unconventional horror fare, although admittedly its horrors get a little too nasty towards the end.
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7/10
Entertaining adventure fare.
27 May 2004
Escape to Burma is just one of a series of adventure features starring the estimable Barbara Stanwyck. However, where this film stands out above many of her other pictures from this period is that the supporting cast can actually act.

In fact, the male actors Robert Ryan and David Farrar, are so good in their roles as outlaw and law enforcer that they almost overshadow the matriarch Stanwyck herself. Almost.

Escape to Burma is standard Hollywood fare, but entertaining nevertheless; ideal for a rainy day. There are much worse ways to spend 85 minutes.
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10/10
The definitive Film Noir.
13 April 2004
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Double Indemnity is a film which fully embodies its genre, all the classic noir elements are present: venetian blinds, diagonal lines, a femme fatale and a victim of fate.

Fred MacMurray takes the central role as victim of fate, Walter Neff; cast against type, MacMurray gives a thoroughly convincing performance as a typical insurance salesman transformed into a calculating killer.

The estimable Barbara Stanwyck also delivers a typically faultless performance as the coldhearted and seductive Phyllis Dietrichson who enlists Neff in a plot to kill her husband and cash in on the insurance money.

Although this film may seem clichéd today, as many thrillers since have offered similar plot lines, rarely has the story been told so well. For fans of Film Noir, Stanwyck or MacMurray, this is an absolute MUST SEE!
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2/10
Van Damme Returns!!
7 April 2004
The muscles from brussels returns to the Universal Soldier franchise for the 'official' sequel (it is technically the fourth in the series but doesn't recognise the TV movies 2 and 3).

Initially refreshing to see Van Damme once again in the role of GR44 Luc Deveraux, the subsequent action is nonsensical and quite boring (all except one sequence when a troop of Unisols are bathed in fire but all rise again simultaneously). This unfortunately doesn't save the film which is very pale in comparison to the original.

However, the picture is worth a look for an appearance by American wrestler, Bill Goldberg. Da Man accepted the role at the height of his WCW fame and delivers an entertaining turn as the psychotic Unisol, Romeo.
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8/10
The ultimate action flick!
6 April 2004
The ultimate action flick! For a long time this was Jean-Claude Van Damme's finest work (prior to Legionnaire), and it isn't difficult to see why. Universal Soldier stands out as an action movie because strangely an audience is emotionally drawn to the protaganist (Van Damme's Luc Deveraux), and sympathises with his situation and how he's been exploited by a secret government organisation. Complete with a bonafide formidable, pyschotic, loony villain in Dolph Lundgren, the film has some great action sequences, and a hard hitting showdown between Van Damme and Lundgren in the final reel. Well worth a look for action fans.
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