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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)
Boring & a trudge
If you want to see lengthy scenes of harvesting crops then this is the movie for you. If a society is so advanced it has hover carts to collect and transport grain but all other work has to be physical and manually carried out then I am rooting for the bad guys as these people are too stupid to survive. Baffled as to how pretentious you have to be to include this in the movie and think people either need to or would be interested in seeing it.
Worst crime of the film is that it is soooooo boring though. It's now a personal challenge to watch all the way through, I am 3 days of trying and not managed to get more than an hour in yet.
Elvis (2022)
All style no substance
Really a bit of a frustrating waste of time as you can't help thinking there's a great story to be told but this movie has zero interest in telling it.
I'm sure there will be another Elvis biopic comes along in a few years, I would skip this as pointless and wait until then.
The acting is decent and Tom Hanks is always good but it's basically a collection of songs with newspaper headlines and brief summaries to move the story along.
It does not even bother to acknowledge any real controversy in his life, no mention of Priscillas age when they got together (14) - you would think that's quite important to reflect on in this day and age but nah not here.
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
Garbage - can't even keep his helmet on for 5 minutes
It's like Disney want to destroy the character, the weenies on the vespa like hover scooters and speeder like an American car are utterly cringe inducing. He also seems to run a criminal empire with just 4 staff.
Dreadful cash in stuff.
American Horror Stories: Rubber (Wo)man: Part One (2021)
Awful & Weird casting
My two dads meet dumb and dumber are just really poor and their dialogue sounds like very bad comedy.
Their 'kid' is nearly 24 years old and she looks it - but she's meant to be at high school. She's decent enough an actor but looks too old for the part and being the child for 2 men who look younger than their years makes it just look totally off as well.
Aside from these couple of gripes it really was terrible all round.
The Flight Attendant (2020)
Unfulfilled promise
If you enjoy being aggravated by stupid people doing really dumb things and taking the course of action that no normal human would take then this is the show for you.
Brews Brothers (2020)
Really tried but it's just awful
During lockdown a fresh comedy seems a godsend but this just is not it. It's a shame as there is potential but after 4 episodes I can't watch any more, no issue with the crude jokes but the characters and storyline is awful. The Adam character especially is just too much, he isn't part of the business set up, doesn't even have some sort of equity stake or any other reason (other than a barmaid thought he might help) to force this group together so just after one set of obnoxious behaviour and he would be told to GTF so the premise just aggravates you.
Don't waste your time even during a global pandemic lockdown doing anything or even doing literally nothing is better than this
Hotel Mumbai (2018)
There is probably a good story relating to this event but this isn't it
This is one of those frustrating films full of cliches and bad choices made purely to move the story along. Crying baby tension - check. Stupid choices no one would make leading to death check. Stupid decisions and demands - wife asks husband to leave safe location that they are in with their child to come and find her - yep that ultimately doesn't work out.
Brace choices that ultimately have no effect or even any power in their failure. Dev Patel's leading man doesn't really actually do all that much and a couple western famous names are just canon fodder without offering much.
I wanted to like it but it's just badly done and pretty poor. Don't waste your time
Snowtime! (2015)
NOT!!!! For small children
Just don't - what in the actual were they thinking about? Make it a PG at least rather than upset small children
The X Files: Rm9sbG93ZXJz (2018)
Love X-Files but this episode...
....is utter baws.
Just skip it - it's standalone and relates to nothing. You will be doing yourself a favour