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History's Greatest of All-Time with Peyton Manning (2023)
A panel of "experts" LOL
And where did yall find these so-called "experts", huh? A writer, a consultant and a car show co-host ARE NOT "experts" on anything sports related. Were these the only tools to respond or did they lose a bet and have to be on the show? The History Channel is horrible and no longer is worth watching. They are making shows about lists and less about HISTORY! Why do channels act like MTV and change their programming? Didn't yall notice how nobody watches MTV, VH1 or BET anymore? History is about FACTS, not feelings. Peyton is the ONLY reason I gave this 2 stars otherwise it would have been a ZERO!
Project Blue Book: The Green Fireballs (2019)
Michael Imperioli is the WORST
I don't see how this clown keeps getting roles. Just being a part of a good show, Sopranos, does not make everyone a good actor. Poor guy is so one-dimensional. It seems like they were struggling in the second season and it shows. They also went way too heavy with the wife. Wives are just wives, they were not part of the hiring process nor are they part of the husband's job. I say this as a service member who is married to a service member. We are very aware that each of our jobs DOES NOT include the other. I truly hope these character arcs are very short-lived or I'll be finding something else to watch.
L.A.'s Finest (2019)
S1 was barely tolerable, S2 was complete garbage...
This poor show died a slow, painful death in its sophomore season. Season 2 introduced WAY too many feelings in it. Every female character was crying about one thing or another. On top of the alligator tears and pointless whining, the "detectives" constantly broke the law and took illegal actions while doing their job yet no one batted an eye. They sure did milk the crap out of every military or mercenary connection they could. It was also quite interesting how two itty-bitty female cops were ALWAYS able to get the drop on these former Navy SEALs and mercenaries. These guys were probably ROTC at best. Just another dumb show about dirty cops and unbelievable characters. DO NOT waste your time!
The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022)
Couldn't watch this half-baked musical...
Not everything needs to be on the big screen. Typical Hollywood money-grab using musical garbage to fill time when they run out of content. This should have been a two-episode special without the pointless musical nonsense. If it wasn't for the standard BBs cast and hijinks, this would have been a 1-star rating.
The Batman (2022)
Garbage... go back to vampire pretending
So yall pick the palest dude of all time to play Batman? My gawd, yall had to put makeup on him so he didn't look pathetic in regular clothes. He needs to practice on his deep voice, sounds forced AF. So many woke actors in this crap!
A Haunting on Brockway Street (2019)
An hour too long...
Shippy loves the reality show angle with all those confessionals! They serve no purpose other than letting him hear his own voice. And what's with the flashlight when all the lights are on? I guess you got to need to make your own reflections for the movie. Why don't the cameras film the doors closing?
The Endgame (2022)
Without Morena Baccarin this is a travesty...
Straight up garbage! Too many checkmarks in the cast with no skill. This is just a watered-down Blacklist with a POC actors. I like how they chose a bunch of 3rd rate actors to make the checkmarks look better than they are. 4 stars are for Morena only.
Scream (2022)
Freak show of a cast...
WOKEISM ruins another movie franchise! Clearly the casting director is a weirdo from the West Coast to think this is a valid group of school-age friends. Frosted tips and the grotesque use of the F-word is about right for this lousy generation.
House of 9 (2005)
Okay movie, HORRENDOUS MUSIC
Whoever this Will Hoge guy is, he needs to go back to delivering pizzas. This is a mashup of STP, Creed and all those other horrible styles. I had to skip about 7 minutes in the middle of the movie because my ears started bleeding.
Reacher (2022)
Kristin Kreuk
HELL YES.... more please! I swear she gets prettier and prettier every time I see her in a show or movie. I was always hoping for another Street Fighter movie with her as Chun Li.
Murderville: Murder by Soup (2022)
Who's this?
Never heard of her and I can see why. Without a script she's complete garbage. This episode was boring AF and a waste of film. Good thing it wasn't the opening episode or I wouldn't have watched any others.
Ray Donovan: The Movie (2022)
WAY too much Bridget.....
As with the regular show, I had to stop watching with all the teenage girl drama nonsense! She's kills EVERY scene with her overreacting garbage acting, not to mention how ugly she is in general. Made my eyes hurt. It's like constant PMS with her character. If it wasn't Ray Donovan, it would have gotten 0 stars.
The Misfits (2021)
Did Hollyweird run out of shirts?
My Gawd, does Mariah's houseboy have any shirts with sleeves? I'm pretty sure she bankrolled this nonsense to have him in it. I can't believe Roth signed up for this garbage.
Ji xian feng (2020)
Forza: the movie
Where do I start..... Africa, the video game car chase, the shark tank or the fact that someone would require a sling for a cut on their hand? I love Jackie Chan but he needs to stop letting people talk him into these CGI-based action movies.
Patient Seventeen (2017)
Toooooo much Coast-to-Coast music....
Pretty cool film but no real payoff. Almost felt like the goober behind the camera already knew he wasn't going to figure out anything.
Witness to 9/11: In the Shadows of Ground Zero (2020)
Found footage barf style
New Yorkers are clueless. You see something horrendous and you just stand there smoking a cigarette? Go find safety or your family!
Intersect (2020)
HORRIBLE and TERRIBLE are being too nice to this garbage
How in the world do these movies keep getting dumped on us??? The audio and sound are atrocious and the "actors"..... well, I doubt I could even come close to describing their lack of talent and poor dialogue. You are better beating your head against a wall for entertainment.
Big Sky (2020)
Poor Ryan Phillippe....
They 'Executive Decision' him!? Sadly, that was the BEST part of the show. It made me want to watch more episodes. Man, was that a mistake. The show just sucked.
Digging Up the Marrow (2014)
Total GARBAGE
The ABSOLUTE worst part of this nonsense show was how EVERYBODY is wearing movie swag t-shirts. This is definitely a small time studio hoping for some buzz. Also, wives in documentaries are POINTLESS AF! Nobody wants to hear/see the whining.
The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story (2014)
Dustin Diamond is an "author" now?
Okay, so I'm in no way surprised that a Lifetime movie could be this terrible but couldn't they have found another load of nonsense to use as a foundation? Oh, boohoo, a kid celebrity had a bad experience while becoming rich and then lost it all. Where's my kleenex? Lol
The Last Witch (2013)
I need more...
Man, I was HUGELY disappointed when I found out this was a tv-movie and not a tv-series. It seemed low-budget but I enjoyed it.
6 Underground (2019)
Facial hair?
I get it, Hollywood doesn't know squat about the real world but are we supposed to believe Seven had a military shave profile for that lame attempt at a goatee? Keep in mind that all goatees are weak but no service member would have permission for such boo-boo. Solid movie otherwise. I look forward to a sequel even if Ryan is in it again.
The Twilight Zone (2019)
Ruined a classic! A money grab at best.
First off, let's talk about yall's choice for the narrator. Mr Jordan "I don't cast white actors in my movies" Peele? REALLY? His tone is not mysterious nor foreboding, it's condescending and boring but that goes hand-in-hand with the episodes.
Tarzan (2013)
Worst animation EVER!!!
They would have had better success using the 'Team America' puppets instead of hiring some grade-school cartoonists to do this garbage.
1- Narration is pointless and completely bothersome. 2- What did story-line have to do with Tarzan? Seriously! 3- You don't fly a chopper with two hands on the stick. One hand belongs on the elevator controls always. Besides, what kinda dope flies that close to an active volcano? They deserved to crash! 4- Lastly, I've always wondered why Tarzan was so hairless. Real men grow hair on their bodies. Sure, there are plenty of not so real men who go get it waxed off but I didn't see any salons in the jungle.
The After (2014)
Are you serious with this mess?
This tops the list as one of the worst shows to hit television. Everything in here was garbage. If you're planning to cram this much junk into one episode, it has to be longer than an hour to keep it interesting and make sense.
Two helicopters flying that low with clear skies cannot just run into each other. I don't care how inept the pilots are. In fact, one looked military and the other was a police chopper so they weren't amateur pilots.
Other than providing a place for everyone to hole-up, the old lady serves no purpose.
The French woman needs to be the first to die. As much as I despise an English accent, a French accent is even worse. What part of 'no electricity' does she not understand?
I hope nobody decides to put money into a second episode.