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Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Doctors Warning
If you don't like TG Maverick you need to get your head examined.
This movie is an orgasm of adrenalin. If you can't afford coke, just watch this movie and you'll be flying.
Father Stu (2022)
It's really a 9
... The current rating is too low so I'm trying to bring it up.
This is worth a watch whether you're religious or not. Great heart warming true story of one man's fight with his past and his ego to follow his heart. I've cried twice in my life, once when I was eight and I was hit by a bus the other was during this movie.
Don't Look Up (2021)
It's Idiocracy 2
Unfortunately most of what happened in Idiocracy came to fruition.
As for the stuff you're really looking for in a review.
Acting- solid
Script- dope
Casting- mint
Directing- wicked
I have no experience in any of these fields so my opinion is rather irrelevant.
The movies good, you should watch it.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
I fell asleep 20 minutes in.
... like I said, I fell asleep during the Cafe scene so why are you reading my review?!
Due to character limitations, here is the lyrics to 'Don't stop believing' by Journey
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers, waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows
Searchin' in the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows
Searchin' in the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight, people
Don't stop, believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight, people.
MacGruber (2021)
Read the 1 star reviews
... they are clearly the most boring people ever and probably enjoy watching Coronation Street.
This review needs more 'characters' so here's my favourite song from team America
I miss you like Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made pearl harbour.
I miss you like that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot girl.
But now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl harbour sucks
And I miss you
Do Do Doo do Doo do Doo
That should be enough.
Joker (2019)
Its really a mid 7
We're talking about it being ranked 50 places ahead of taxi driver and full metal jacket amongst others.
Can you honestly say this is better than a clock work orange, scarface, for a few dollars more, the apartment...
Psych (2006)
A player named Gus.
8 of the greatest seasons in tv history. The episode where Gus hosts a radio show under the alter ego above had me in cramps of laughter.
42 (2013)
Jackie who!
Well that's what I thought when I first heard of this movie. My friend's and I are New Zealanders, Rugby is our national sport, I know of baseball but not much, it looked fun. After watching this movie I took it upon myself to learn more about Jackie, he's now my favorite example of a life fulfilled. I would like to thank this film for spreading Jackies legacy.
Married with Children (1987)
The only thing better than this show...
... Are the one star reviews, clearly one was written by an elderly brit that had me rolling around in tears, "dribble"... brilliant!
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
Offends enough to demand a 10/10 rating.
Search ratings, get the lowest ratings and read them. That's why this movie gets a 10, it Offends people, you're going to get cancer and die some day, so you may as well get trained in that feeling of being offended, otherwise you're really not going to be prepared for it.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Lifeless because...
You can't make Joker a good guy, that's what's so great about Joker, the definition of chaos, Quinn is the womxn Joker, Margot can't act a Character that doesn't know what she is supposed to be.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Gender politics in star wars
Even without the blatant old white men are evil and young diverse females are the way forward scenes, Sigourney Weaver's Ripley character is my favorite action character ever, which I woke up too, this too will be forgotten.
I love all the forced positive just look at the statistics on them and you'll see the hollow truth.
The Morning Show (2019)
Perfectly pisses off everyone
Every bad review in here is butchering it for being liberal or far left. Every critic is slandering it for taking the mans perspective post #metoo movement, in defense of the critics, they at least watched more than 2 episodes.
the only real gripe is some of the script work.
Line of Duty (2019)
No amount of alcohol can make me re-watch that.
There should be a law prohibiting Steven C Miller from making movies.
Watchmen (2019)
Ight, I'm gonna go watch Seinfeld.
White writer be like "white people be like", but they the white people be like
Shaft (2019)
This offended everyone I know... that's why I loved it!!!
6 out of 10 if it weren't for the pure genius of how many people it offended. I've regained my faith in humanity!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: He Said, She Said (2019)
Worst episode so far
I thought the whole premise of this tv show was pointing out how the police often ignore the judicial system and how that's not ok... unless it's a 'he said she said' case. This episode tore down the structure that this tv show worked so hard to create in one fowl swope.
While we're on the topic, Jake bought up the idea of the patriarchy, in a cop show... where he would know better than anyone that the prisons and homeless are male dominated, sounds like a patriarchy to me.