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Smiley Face Killers (2020)
Bad Movie
BORING! I'm halfway through the movie and nobody's even dead yet. The characters aren't interesting and it felt like watching paint dry. Heck, you know what, even watching paint dry is much better than this waste of time film!
Verónica (2017)
Disappointing
Start was promising, then it just went weird and downright insulting to recommend this as a scary film.
The boogie man or demonic presence was shown too early and to be frank, didn't look that frightening at all. They lost all their scare factors when they gave us a face that didn't generate the amount of suspense our own imaginations could've gotten away with.
The music sounds like I'm in a kid's movie.
The protag acts like she's walking through a runway show instead of being generally unnerved, the other kids looked like they were playing and bored through most of the scenes that they didn't seem like they were trying to be scared or being strange, the ending was pretty obvious, and what the bloody hell is even the purpose of having the protag being generally creepy about her friendship with the girl next door if they weren't even going to DO ANYTHING about it?
This is just all over the place and I've never been more disappointed about being recommended this as a scary film.
Jenny's Wedding (2015)
It was so frustrating
I thought the movie would have been better than this. They were promoting it so well, but overall it was just that bad. At the start, I was really hoping it was good and I related to the air tension in keeping this a secret, but it spiraled down when the star couple showed up.
Let me tell you this: Jenny and Kitty had a pretend relationship.
That was what I felt from the first moment I saw them together and that's how I felt through all of the movie. They weren't right together, at all.
First off? You don't freaking leave your significant other when she's off to do something important. You stick TOGETHER. If you're in the god damn forest with your partner and you're surrounded by wolves, you don't freaking run, you bish.
Second of all, when you know your partner blew up about something embarrassing around a bunch of people and it includes you, you don't just cuddle with her to make her feel better, you gosh darn talk about how inappropriate about that. Wtf, girl, are you just some kind of rug to step on? Wtf.
I don't even want to mention the part where they were trying out dresses.
The only thing I actually liked about this movie was Jenny's sister's story, because THAT made me feel more for the girl than for any other character blabbing around willy-nilly.